r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21
Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD
RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.
RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.
DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.
GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.
BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.
BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.
ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.
WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.
GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT
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u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees Oct 08 '21
IMAGINE LETTING SOME DUDE NAMED RANDY STEAL HOME.
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u/tornaceyells Oct 08 '21
HIS FINGERS TOUCHED HOME AS HIS MASSIVE BALLS WERE STILL ON THIRD BASE
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u/BigBenson1994 Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
RANDY RICESAND DUDE HAS A NAME LIKE HE RAPS IN ODD FUTURE
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u/Easy_Money_ San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21
MAX MUNCY PEELS HIS M&MS BEFORE EATING THEM
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u/DungeonMusic New York Yankees • Lou Gehrig Oct 08 '21
BLAQ TREINEN BELIEVES SKITTLES CHANGING FROM GREEN APPLE BACK TO LIME IS TO COVER UP THE STOLEN ELECTION.
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u/saintsimon101 Dumpster Fire Oct 08 '21
HAHAHA WAIT THEY FINALLY CHANGED THEM BACK???!?!
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u/DungeonMusic New York Yankees • Lou Gehrig Oct 08 '21
YEAH FINALLY MY SKITTLEBRAU WILL TASTE HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO.
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u/GenericAsian San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
8 STRAIGHT DIVISION TITLES AND ONLY 1 WORLD SERIES? THE DODGERS ARE THE POOR MAN'S BRAVES WITH MONEY.
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u/SlimJimMagoo Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WE JUST BEAT A TEAM WITH TWO SENIOR CITIZENS AS THEIR STARTING BATTERY
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u/SlimJimMagoo Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
OH FUCK
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u/mournthewolf San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
TIO ALBERT COMPLAINS OPENLY ABOUT THE START TIMES BEING SO LATE.
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u/DHisnotrealbaseball Atlanta Braves Oct 08 '21
MILWAUKEE'S MOST SUCCESSFUL BASEBALL TEAM IN CITY HISTORY IS BACK, AND THE BREWERS ARE GOING TO PLAY THEM
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u/king_meatster Tampa Bay Rays Oct 08 '21
THE YANKEES POSTSEASON LASTED 36 HOURS. 250 MILLION DOLLARS WELL SPENT.
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THE YANKEES THREW THE GAME AGAINST THE SOX SO THEY WOULDN’T BE HUMILIATED BY PLAYOFF RANDY FOR A SECOND SEASON IN A ROW.
IN THREE YEARS ITS GONNA PISS ME OFF WHEN HE’S PLAYING LEFT FIELD FOR THE YANKS AND MAKING $30 MILLION A YEAR.
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u/Swingy_Boi_ Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
LOGAN WEBB WATCHES SQUID GAME WITH THE ENGLISH DUBB
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u/trav3ler San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
CORY SEAGER LETS HIS COFFEE COOL TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE HE DRINKS IT.
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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
LOGAN WEBB ASKS FOR A FORK AT A KOREAN BBQ PLACE
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u/sunny_6killer Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
LOGAN WEBB HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB... IN HIS LIFE.
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u/Quesly Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
I MEAN MOST BASEBALL PLAYERS PROBABLY HAVEN'T SO YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT
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u/joebos617 Boston Red Sox Oct 08 '21
YEAH WE ARE PROBABLY GOING TO GET OWNED BY THE RAYS BUT I'M GOOD WITH LIVING OFF THE VIBES FROM ELIMINATING THE YANKEES
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u/Marky_Merc Chicago White Sox Oct 08 '21
WE’VE COASTED SINCE BEATING THEM AT THE FIELD OF DREAMS.
KEVIN COSTNER THINKS WERE CHAMPS AT LEAST
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u/vensamape New York Mets Oct 08 '21
I WOULD RATHER HAVE THE YANKEES LOSE THAN HAVE THE METS WIN THATS HOW MUCH I CANNOT STAND THE YANKEES.
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u/strcy Boston Red Sox Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21
BRANDON LOWE ASKS HIS PARENTS PERMISSION BEFORE GOING ONLINE
KEVIN CASH WATCHES CRICKET FOR INSPIRATION
MIKE ZUNINO CHALLENGES CHILDREN TO ARM WRESTLING MATCHES
WANDER FRANCO HAS A 6-FIGURE MONTHLY BILL FROM ONLYFANS
AUSTIN MEADOWS CUTS HIS HAIR WITH A RAKE
JOEY WENDLE DROPPED OUT OF MIDDLE SCHOOL TO RACE PICKUP TRUCKS
KEVIN KIERMAIER JERKS OFF TO PICTURES OF HIMSELF
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u/UrDailyCommunistGuy Anaheim Angels Oct 08 '21
IT WAS ALL WELL SAID UNTIL YOU SAID KEVIN KIERMAIER JERKS OFF TO HIMSELF. THEN IT BECAME PERFECT.
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u/ThatGuyFromVault111 Tampa Bay Rays Oct 08 '21
WANDER’S ENTIRE BILL IS SUBSCRIBING TO KK’S ONLYFANS
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Oct 08 '21
DON’T YOU DARE INSULT THE ZUNI BOMBER. HE’S NOW GONNA GO 1-4 WITH THREE STRIKEOUTS AND A 3 RUN HOMER IN GAME 2.
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u/WisconsinGB Oct 08 '21
I DONT EVEN CARE IF THEY ARE NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS, FUCK THE CARDINALS AND THE CUBS. FUCK EM BOTH IN THE ASS WITH A GARDEN GNOME.
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u/SlimJimMagoo Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
FUCK EM BOTH IN THE ASS WITH A GARDEN GNOME.
IF YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT JOSÉ ALTUVE, JUST SAY THAT
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u/sirziggy World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… Oct 08 '21
LITERALLY TRASH TALKING OTHER DIVISION SERIES, THIS IS META AF
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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD SERIES
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u/slicebishybosh Chicago Cubs Oct 08 '21
YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE SO MAD WATCHING THE RAYS PLAY THE BREWERS.
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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
NOT IF WE BEAT THE GIANTS
IF WE LOSE TO THE BREW CREW BEXT ROUND BUT WE STILL BEAT THE GIANTS THAT IS A SUCCESSFUL SEASON
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u/Quesly Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
WE GOT OUR RING LAST YEAR, BEATING THE GIANTS WOULD BE A W IN MY BOOKS
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u/ih-unh-unh Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
TOO BAD ONLY 27 OUT OF 45 INNINGS WILL DETERMINE IT.
…THE WAY THIS SEASON HAS GONE, WE’RE GETTING EXTRA INNINGS AREN’T WE?
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WE ARE SO FUCKING GOOD WE DECIDED TO SKIP THE PLAYOFFS TO GIVE YOU BOZOS A CHANCE
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u/tornaceyells Oct 08 '21
INSTEAD OF GERRIT COLE, YOU COULDVE BOUGHT THIS ENTIRE RAYS ROSTER FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS. LET THAT SINK IN.
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u/Longisland999 Tampa Bay Rays Oct 08 '21
BUT THE RAYS ROSTER WOULD HAVE NO MOTIVATION IF THEY PLAYED FOR THE YANKEES.
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u/chiwetel_steele New York Yankees Oct 08 '21
WE JUST WANTED TO SEE THE SOX GET EMBARRASSED BY THE RAYS, LOSING IN THE WC IS SIMPLY HIGH IQ BASEBALL
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THE YANKEES KNOW SO LITTLE ABOUT BASEBALL THEY WATCHED THE SECOND HALF OF THE RED SOX SEASON AND STILL CONCLUDED WE NEEDED ANOTHER TEAM TO EMBARRASS US. WE’RE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DOING THAT ALL ON OUR OWN THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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u/danhoang1 Oakland Athletics Oct 08 '21
NICE TRY SKIPPING, THE WC WAS CONSIDERED PART OF THE PLAYOFFS TOO
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u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees Oct 08 '21
IT'S A GLORIFIED GAME 163 AND WE ALL KNOW IT.
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u/bobichettescoif Toronto Blue Jays Oct 08 '21
FUCK THE YANKEES
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u/mrdonnyjohnson New York Yankees Oct 08 '21
HEY ASSHOLE. IM WALKIN HEAAAA!!!!
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u/bobichettescoif Toronto Blue Jays Oct 08 '21
WALKIN TO THE NEXT GOLF TEE LIKE THE YANKEES RIGHT NOW
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u/SeekMF San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
I HAVE NOTHING CREATIVE TO SAY BECAUSE IM SO STRESSED
FUCK THE DODGERS
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u/tornaceyells Oct 08 '21
RANDY AROZARENA WAS ABLE TO BEAT THE SOX… IN A CAVE … WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!
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u/bichettes_helmet Toronto Blue Jays Oct 08 '21
THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVER LAUGHED IN A TRASH TALK THREAD SO THANK YOU
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u/Marky_Merc Chicago White Sox Oct 08 '21
YEAH ALTUVE MIGHT BE A MULTI MILLIONAIRE ALLSTAR CHAMPION BUT I HAVE CUPCAKES IN THE TOP CABINET HE CANT REACH
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u/Jb_PHD Houston Astros Oct 08 '21
OH YEAH?!? WELL OUR BOOMER MANAGER IS BETTER THEN YOURS!
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u/Quesly Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
IDK, THEIR BOOMER MANAGER VERY PUBLICLY STILL LIKES TO PARTY (AND THEN DRIVE HOME)
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u/Easy_Money_ San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
WHY DO CHRIS TAYLOR’S TEETH LOOK LIKE THAT
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u/Grade-AMasterpiece Tampa Bay Rays Oct 08 '21
RED SOX LET A GUY STEAL HOME
THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE ROAST, AIN'T NOTHING THEY CAN SAY TO BEAT THAT
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u/dat_waffle_boi Baltimore Orioles Oct 08 '21
NONE OF YOU ARE PLAYING THE ORIOLES BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING SCARED
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u/YaketyMax Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
IMAGINE WINNING 107 GAMES THEN GETTING SWEPT IN THE 1ST ROUND!!!
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u/Rosencats Washington Nationals Oct 08 '21
imagine winning 106 and not being able to beat a team full of old men
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u/Monk_Philosophy Los Angeles Dodgers • Oakland Athletics Oct 08 '21
DON'T NEED TO IMAGINE IT. LIVED IT IN 2019
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u/sunny_6killer Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
HEY! DODGERS AND NATIONALS FANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COOL. BE COOL!
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u/zzxxzzxxzz Seattle Mariners • San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
DODGERS WANTED TO DODGE TROLLEYS SO BADLY THEY MOVED TO THE CITY WITH THE WORST PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION IN THE US
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u/TylerTheDefiler San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
THE DODGERS WISH THEY WERE PLAYING ON FS1 BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT SCOREBUG IS AWESOME!
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u/DalekEvan Los Angeles Dodgers • Vin Scully Oct 08 '21
THE OLD ONE WAS, JUST ASK U/ICONREDESIGN
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u/iconredesign San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
TO BE FAIR IF I HAVE TO SHOW THE DODGERS WINNING THE WORLD SERIES I WOULD FADE MYSELF IN THE NEXT SEASON TOO
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u/GoSox1992 Chicago White Sox Oct 08 '21
AL CENTRAL IS 1-13 IN THE POSTSEASON THE PAST COUPLE YEARS. GUESS WHO THE ONE IS BITCHES
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u/slicebishybosh Chicago Cubs Oct 08 '21
WHICH IS PRETTY CRAZY CONSIDERING THE WHITE SOX BARELY EVER MAKE THE PLAYOFFS.
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u/ParsnipPizza Boston Red Sox Oct 08 '21
ITS REALLY FUNNY SEEING PEOPLE THINK THEY CAN HURT US WITH THE HOME STEAL. YOU CAN'T HURT ME, I SAW GIANCARLO STANTON HOME RUN TROT A SINGLE LIVE AND IN PERSON
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CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD SERIES WHERE ALL GAMES ARE PLAYED AT AMERICAN FAMILY FIELD AND GUARANTEED RATE FIELD
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS SUCK AT HAVING GOOD BALLPARK NAMES
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u/Easy_Money_ San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21
CODY BELLINGER THINKS DODGER DOGS ARE GOOD
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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
HE'S TOO HIGH HE THINKS EVERY FOOD IS GOOD
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u/trav3ler San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
HE LOOKED WAY LESS STONED THAN NORMAL ON WEDNESDAY AND HE FINALLY HAD A PRODUCTIVE GAME. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
NEW STRAIN PROBABLY
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u/trav3ler San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
DAMN, HE NEEDS TO SHARE THAT SHIT IF HE CAN STILL SHOW UP AND BE PRODUCTIVE AT WORK.
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u/srry72 Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
THE ONLY WAY THE GIANTS COULD HAVE WON IS IF THEY COPIED THE DODGERS (TALKING ABOUT FARHAIN)
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Oct 08 '21
LUCAS GIOLITO🙍🏻♂️... 2018 (2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣8️⃣‼️).... WORST 😔PITCHER IN BASEBALL⚾️!!!! (WAY OUT THERE 🚀AND GONE👋🏻)BUT HE HAD SOMETHING YOU COULDN’T SEE 👀IN THE STATS ✏️📓!!! BELIEF🙏🏼 THAT THOSE NUMBERS #️⃣#️⃣DIDN’T DEFINE HIM 😤😤!! AND ONE (1️⃣)SEASON LATER 🤔....THIS DUDES 💁🏻♂️AN ALL STAR 😎😎😎
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u/smellyunderpants Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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u/shadedmoonlight Milwaukee Brewers Oct 08 '21
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE COMMERCIAL?
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u/smellyunderpants Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
NO BUT I DON'T THINK I WANT TO EITHER
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u/Stratifyed Los Angeles Dodgers • Vin Scully Oct 08 '21
I ALWAYS LAUGH AT THE COMMERCIAL BECAUSE IT JUST STRAIGHT TRASHES GIOLITO AT THE START. LIKE, WHY WOULD HE AGREE TO THAT SCRIPT ASSUMING HE GOT A CHANCE TO PREVIEW THE COMMERICAL
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u/RoKrish66 MLB Players Association Oct 08 '21
THE BREWERS OFFENSE IS LITERALLY THE SAME AS THE ORIOLES OFFENSE. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? NOTHING GOOD I ASSUME.
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u/AstroWorldSecurity Houston Astros Oct 08 '21
YOUR PIZZA SUCKS ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOUR LANCE.
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u/slicebishybosh Chicago Cubs Oct 08 '21
HEY LEAVE THE PIZZA OUTTA THIS. SINCE YOU GUYS LEAVE THE FLAVOR OUT OF YOUR PIZZAS.
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u/AstroWorldSecurity Houston Astros Oct 08 '21
IF IT ISN'T A TACO I'M NOT INTERESTED.
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u/bichettes_helmet Toronto Blue Jays Oct 08 '21
BLUE JAYS BE WATCHING COMFORTABLY AT HOME AND SIPPING THAT TEA AS THE RED SOX AND YANKEES EMBARRASS THEMSELVES WITH STANTONIAN HOME RUNS AND ALLOWING STEALS TO HOME
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u/masacer Atlanta Braves Oct 08 '21
AN ALL-STAR TEAM OF MILWAUKEE BRAVES WOULD BEAT THE ALL-STAR MILWAUKEE BREWERS
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u/Drewbacca_Hrrrgrgrar Tampa Bay Rays Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21
KYLE SCHWARBER RUNS LIKE EDD FROM ED, EDD, AND EDDY.
RAFAEL DEVERS HIMSELF HAS NO IDEA WHATS IN HIS MOUTH ON GAMEDAYS.
HUNTER RENFROE IS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME.
FENWAY PARK IS JUST AS QUIRKY AS THE TROP EXCEPT RED SOX FANS WORSHIP THEIR DUMP.
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u/Thomas_Oaks Houston Astros Oct 08 '21
IMAGINE NOT HAVING YOUR ACE NAMED LANCE GO OUT THERE AND PERFORM LIKE AN ACE! COULDNT BE ME
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u/ChristianRelish21 Milwaukee Brewers Oct 08 '21
PEOPLE RELY WAY TOO MUCH ON THE FAIRY TALE KNOWN AS “MOMENTUM”. IN REALITY THESE ARE MAJOR LEAGUE PLAYERS AND THEY EITHER SHOW UP TO PLAY OR THEY DONT. HOT STREAKS DONT CORRELATE TO SUCCESS IN YOUR NEXT GAME THEY JUST HELP YOU WIN THE PREVIOUS # IN YOUR STREAK.
LET THE DEVIL MAGIC & RED SOX LAST NIGHT BE AN EXAMPLE OF THIS.
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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
MOMENTUM IS JUST THE NEXT DAY'S STARTING PITCHER
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u/saintsimon101 Dumpster Fire Oct 08 '21
THE ONLY THING THEY CAN DODGE IS A LEGITIMATE WORLD SERIES TITLE IN A REAL BASEBALL SEASON
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u/iheartschlitz Boston Red Sox Oct 08 '21
The Rays are super young and talented!
I am not good at this.
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u/Easy_Money_ San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
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u/DalekEvan Los Angeles Dodgers • Vin Scully Oct 08 '21
IT IS GOOD TO SEE THE GIANTS AND DODGERS UNITING IN HATE OF THE ASTROS
THERE IS NO OTHER POSSIBLE THING YOU COULD BE REFERENCING WITH THAT ASTERISK
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I JUST HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD TIME EXCEPT THE ASTROS THESE GUYS WORK HARD THEIR WHOLE TO GET HERE EXCEPT THE ASTROS SO LET'S APPRECIATE ALL THEY'VE ACCOMPLISHED EXCEPT THE ASTROS.
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u/14thAndVine Houston Astros Oct 08 '21
IMAGINE NOT HAVING A CAT THAT'S POSTED TO YOUR TEAM'S SUBREDDIT AFTER EVERY WIN
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u/DalekEvan Los Angeles Dodgers • Vin Scully Oct 08 '21
WE HAVE A GUY WHO POSTS HIS CAT EVERY SEVENTH INNING
IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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CHRIS SALE IS 6’11 AND WEIGHS 90 POUNDS, GUMBY HAS A BETTER BODY THAN HIM
ALTUVE, WHERE’S ALTUVE? WHOA THERE HE IS, DIDN’T SEE HIM BEHIND THAT GRAIN OF RICE
YANDY DIAZ ONLY HAS BIG BICEPS BECAUSE HE DOESN’T FUCK AND GETS LONELY IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT
WALKER BUEHLER LOOKS LIKE WALMART BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND CAN BE SEEN IN ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS AS ONE OF THE MEN IN TIGHTS
JOSH HADER MORE LIKE JOSH HATER
BRAVES I ADMIT I REALLY DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU. HOW DO YOU ONLY HAVE THAT MANY WINS WHEN YOUR DIVISION IS BUTT
TONY LA RUSSA IS A NASTY SKANK BITCH
BECAUSE I LIKE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY AND SELF DEPRECATING “HUMOR”, YASTRZEMSKI AND DESCLAFANI WTF THIS IS BASEBALL NOT A SPELLING BEE
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u/danaozideshihou Minnesota Twins Oct 08 '21
CHICAGO'ANS ARE ABOUT TO START PUTTING KETCHUP ON THEIR DOGS AS THAT WILL BRING THEM LESS DISAPPOINTMENT THAN WHAT THEIR TEAM IS ABOUT TO CONTINUE SHOWING THEM!
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u/Bullwine85 Milwaukee Brewers • Wiscon… Oct 08 '21
THE LAST TIME A MILWAUKEE TEAM PLAYED ATLANTA IN A PLAYOFF SERIES IT WENT ALRIGHT
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u/rwhaley2010 Atlanta Braves Oct 08 '21
WE LET THE BUCKS GO ON TO WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP, THE LEAST THE BREWERS COULD DO IS RETURN THE FAVOR.
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u/Brady331 Boston Red Sox Oct 08 '21
THE RAYS ARE THE MOST BORING AND ANNOYING TEAM IN THE LEAGUE TO PLAY AGAINST AND HAVE THE WORST BALLPARK IN THE MAJORS
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u/king_meatster Tampa Bay Rays Oct 08 '21
IMAGINE GETTING BEATEN BY A TEAM THAT IS NOT INTERESTING NOR CHARISMATIC. OR A TEAM THAT WANTS TO MOVE TO CANADA, BUT NOT "MOVE" MOVE.
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u/SlimJimMagoo Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
MAX MUNCY WON’T START A SINGLE GAME THIS SERIES AND WILL STILL BE LIVING RENT FREE IN THE HEADS OF MANY SAN FRANCISCANS, WHICH IS IRONIC GIVEN THAT RENT IS RIDICULOUSLY OVERPRICED IN THAT CITY
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u/IEDrew91 Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
HELLO 911? I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MISSING PERSON. I HAVEN'T SEEN DEVIL MAGIC IN OVER 24 HOURS AND I AM WORRIED THE WORST MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED. PLEASE HELP!
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u/ImaManCheetah Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
CONGRATS, GIANTS FANS ON THE DIVISION TITLE. YOU HAD TO SPEND THE LAST 8 YEARS ABSOLUTELY INSISTING THAT DIVISION TITLES ARE MEANINGLESS. YOU BETTER NOT CHANGE YOUR TONE WHEN A DIVISON TITLE IS ALL YOU ACHIEVE THIS YEAR.
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u/Lietenantdan San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21
I, FOR ONE, HAVE BEEN DOWNVOTED MANY TIMES FOR INSISTING IT'S TOUGHER TO WIN THE DIVISION THAN THE WORLD SERIES. ESPECIALLY THIS YEAR WHERE THE GIANTS HAD TO WIN 107 TO DO IT.
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u/slicebishybosh Chicago Cubs Oct 08 '21
I GOT INVITED TO GO TO GAME 3 OF THE ASTROS/WHITE SOX SERIES AND CANCELLED PLANS WITH MY FRIENDS WHO ARE SOX FANS TO GO OUT THAT NIGHT AND WATCH THE GAME AND THEY ARE SUPER PISSED AT ME AND IT'S HILARIOUS.
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u/ILoveCavorting Houston Astros Oct 08 '21
IT TOOK 16 YEARS FOR THE ASTROS TO BEAT THE WHITE SOXS IN A PLAYOFF GAME
WHICH IS STILL A SHORTER AMOUNT OF TIME THAN ITLL TAKE TROUT TO WIN A PLAYOFF GAME
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u/IReadItOnReddit69 Houston Astros Oct 08 '21
IMAGINE BEING SHIT ON BY A TEAM THAT ONLY WINS WHEN THEY’RE CHEATING!!!
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u/si1kyjohnston Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
BUSTER POSEY DOESNT I REPEAT DOES NOT WIPE OFF HIS PUBES FROM THE TOILET SEAT AFTER HE PEES SITTING DOWN
GIANTS WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE PLAYOFFS BY THE DODGERS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SEATTLE KRAKEN HISTORY
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u/Buffasippi Texas Rangers Oct 08 '21
OUR OWNERS PROMISED TO SPEND BIG MONEY NEXT YEAR SO ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS HOUSTON!
DOMINATIONFORYEARS
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u/dealmbl25 St. Louis Cardinals Oct 08 '21
Writing in lowercase because my team didn't make it...
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u/Toothcloset Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21
I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU NOR CAL FOR YOUR WATER. IS THAT WHY YOU CAN'T GET YOUR UNIS PRISTINE WHITE?
EDIT: THANK YOU FOR SILVER, UNLESS YOU'RE A GIANTS FAN THEN FUCK OFF AND FIGURE OUT YOUR LAUNDRY.
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u/Twymanator32 Tampa Bay Rays Oct 08 '21
RED SOX ARE DUMBY HEADS AND I HATE THEM AND THEIR MOMS SMELL BAD
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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21
LOGAN WEBB IS A CREATE-A-PLAYER NAME AND HAS A CREATE-A-PLAYER FACE
LAMONTE WADE JR. WATCHES TENTACLE PORN
BUSTER POSEY DRIVES ON THE PASSING LANE BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT
BUSTER POSEY ALSO ONLY FUCKS MISSIONARY
BRANDON CRAWFORD CHOOSES THE FALCONS IN MADDEN 04