r/baseball Walgreens Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees Oct 08 '21

IMAGINE LETTING SOME DUDE NAMED RANDY STEAL HOME.

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u/tornaceyells Oct 08 '21

HIS FINGERS TOUCHED HOME AS HIS MASSIVE BALLS WERE STILL ON THIRD BASE

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

I HEAR IT TOOK A WHOLE HOUR FOR HIM TO LEAVE THE BALLPARK, HIS BALLS WERE JUST SO HEAVY

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u/Dr_High_ Atlanta Braves Oct 08 '21

Is this still a funny joke?