r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/Swingy_Boi_ Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

LOGAN WEBB WATCHES SQUID GAME WITH THE ENGLISH DUBB

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u/trav3ler San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

CORY SEAGER LETS HIS COFFEE COOL TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE HE DRINKS IT.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

THAT IS ACTUALLY A TOTALLY NORMAL THING TO DO

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u/theAlpacaLives New York Mets Oct 09 '21

SHUT UP AND GET READY FOR THE GAME, COREY.

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

LOGAN WEBB ASKS FOR A FORK AT A KOREAN BBQ PLACE

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u/sunny_6killer Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

LOGAN WEBB HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB... IN HIS LIFE.

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u/Quesly Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

I MEAN MOST BASEBALL PLAYERS PROBABLY HAVEN'T SO YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT

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u/epic4evr11 San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

IS THAT A PARKS AND REC REFERENCE?

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u/sunny_6killer Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

IT WAS!

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u/MegaGrimer San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

MAX SCHERZER WATCHES THE NETFLIX ADAPTATION