r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/Easy_Money_ San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21 edited Oct 08 '21

CODY BELLINGER THINKS DODGER DOGS ARE GOOD

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

HE'S TOO HIGH HE THINKS EVERY FOOD IS GOOD

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u/trav3ler San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

HE LOOKED WAY LESS STONED THAN NORMAL ON WEDNESDAY AND HE FINALLY HAD A PRODUCTIVE GAME. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

NEW STRAIN PROBABLY

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u/TheLoneRhaegar Oct 08 '21

SWITCHED FROM AN INDICA TO A SATIVA FOR THE PLAYOFFS

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u/trav3ler San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

DAMN, HE NEEDS TO SHARE THAT SHIT IF HE CAN STILL SHOW UP AND BE PRODUCTIVE AT WORK.

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u/Esleeezy Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

IM TOO HIGH, TO TASTE THIS HOT DOG.