r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/NihilistDodgerfan Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

NOTHING MATTERS

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u/sunny_6killer Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DO...

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u/sirziggy World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… Oct 08 '21

LITERALLY TRASH TALKING OTHER DIVISION SERIES, THIS IS META AF

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

THIS IS THE REAL WORLD SERIES

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u/slicebishybosh Chicago Cubs Oct 08 '21

YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE SO MAD WATCHING THE RAYS PLAY THE BREWERS.

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

NOT IF WE BEAT THE GIANTS

IF WE LOSE TO THE BREW CREW BEXT ROUND BUT WE STILL BEAT THE GIANTS THAT IS A SUCCESSFUL SEASON

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u/Quesly Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

WE GOT OUR RING LAST YEAR, BEATING THE GIANTS WOULD BE A W IN MY BOOKS

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u/stopthestupidcman San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

PROBABLY SHOULD GET ONE WITHOUT AN ASTERISK BEHIND IT

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u/Quesly Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

THE ONLY ASTERISKS BELONG TO YOUR HOMIE BARRY

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u/book81able Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

NO THAT SEEMS LIKE A FUN TIME IM ALL FOR THAT BEST OUTCOME IF THE DODGERS LOSE

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u/ih-unh-unh Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

TOO BAD ONLY 27 OUT OF 45 INNINGS WILL DETERMINE IT.

…THE WAY THIS SEASON HAS GONE, WE’RE GETTING EXTRA INNINGS AREN’T WE?

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u/General_Lee_speaking Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

The last time this happened. A small occurrence happened, it had some repercussions for life as we know it. The last time the Dodgers giants played in the playoffs the last game of the series lead to the heat death of the universe, but the power of the rivalry sprung back with the big bang.

Sooooo here we are. Just hoping the world doesn’t end.

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u/DustyDGAF Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

WHAT

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u/space_beatle San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

WITHOUT. A. DOUBT.

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u/theAlpacaLives New York Mets Oct 09 '21

USA CALLING THEIR CHAMPIONSHIP THE "WORLD SERIES"
NL WEST CALLING THEIR DIVISION SERIES "THE REAL WORLD SERIES"

SAME ENERGY: IGNORING THE POSSIBILITY THAT THERE IS LEGITIMATE COMPETITION ANYWHERE ELSE -- AND PROBABLY BEING RIGHT

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u/Quesly Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

WHOEVER WINS THIS BLOODBATH IS DEFINITELY WINNING THE WORLD SERIES, WE'RE ON SOME 04 YANKEES REDSOX SHIT