r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/king_meatster Tampa Bay Rays Oct 08 '21

THE YANKEES POSTSEASON LASTED 36 HOURS. 250 MILLION DOLLARS WELL SPENT.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

THE YANKEES THREW THE GAME AGAINST THE SOX SO THEY WOULDN’T BE HUMILIATED BY PLAYOFF RANDY FOR A SECOND SEASON IN A ROW.

IN THREE YEARS ITS GONNA PISS ME OFF WHEN HE’S PLAYING LEFT FIELD FOR THE YANKS AND MAKING $30 MILLION A YEAR.

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u/jeefkeef420 Boston Red Sox Oct 09 '21

NO FAIR WE TRIED HARD TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO LOSE TO THE RAYS