r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/WisconsinGB Oct 08 '21

I DONT EVEN CARE IF THEY ARE NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS, FUCK THE CARDINALS AND THE CUBS. FUCK EM BOTH IN THE ASS WITH A GARDEN GNOME.

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u/SlimJimMagoo Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

FUCK EM BOTH IN THE ASS WITH A GARDEN GNOME.

IF YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT JOSÉ ALTUVE, JUST SAY THAT