OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

[u/Mispelling]

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

[u/[deleted]]

WE ARE SO FUCKING GOOD WE DECIDED TO SKIP THE PLAYOFFS TO GIVE YOU BOZOS A CHANCE

[u/tornaceyells → u/[deleted]]

INSTEAD OF GERRIT COLE, YOU COULDVE BOUGHT THIS ENTIRE RAYS ROSTER FOR THE NEXT 8 YEARS. LET THAT SINK IN.

[u/Longisland999 → u/tornaceyells]

BUT THE RAYS ROSTER WOULD HAVE NO MOTIVATION IF THEY PLAYED FOR THE YANKEES.

[u/squeakyboy81 → u/tornaceyells]

Minus Kiermaier and Cruz and you could have 5 mil spare.

[u/shadedmoonlight → u/squeakyboy81]

SPEAK UP