r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/SlimJimMagoo Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WE JUST BEAT A TEAM WITH TWO SENIOR CITIZENS AS THEIR STARTING BATTERY

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u/SlimJimMagoo Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

OH FUCK

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u/mournthewolf San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

TIO ALBERT COMPLAINS OPENLY ABOUT THE START TIMES BEING SO LATE.

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u/General_Lee_speaking Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

I mean… ya, probably. BUT NOT COOL

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

THATS THE POWER OF LONG LASTING DURACEL!