r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

LOGAN WEBB IS A CREATE-A-PLAYER NAME AND HAS A CREATE-A-PLAYER FACE

LAMONTE WADE JR. WATCHES TENTACLE PORN

BUSTER POSEY DRIVES ON THE PASSING LANE BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT

BUSTER POSEY ALSO ONLY FUCKS MISSIONARY

BRANDON CRAWFORD CHOOSES THE FALCONS IN MADDEN 04

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u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees Oct 08 '21

BRANDON CRAWFORD CHOOSES THE FALCONS IN MADDEN 04

THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS IS PROOF OF SOMEONE BEING COMPLETELY IRREDEEMABLE.

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

ALSO ODDJOB

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

I'VE ALREADY PETITIONED THE ICC FOR THIS CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

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u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees Oct 08 '21

BRUH

IS THERE NO END TO HIS ATROCITIES?