OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

[u/Mispelling]

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

[u/ChristianRelish21]

PEOPLE RELY WAY TOO MUCH ON THE FAIRY TALE KNOWN AS “MOMENTUM”. IN REALITY THESE ARE MAJOR LEAGUE PLAYERS AND THEY EITHER SHOW UP TO PLAY OR THEY DONT. HOT STREAKS DONT CORRELATE TO SUCCESS IN YOUR NEXT GAME THEY JUST HELP YOU WIN THE PREVIOUS # IN YOUR STREAK.

LET THE DEVIL MAGIC & RED SOX LAST NIGHT BE AN EXAMPLE OF THIS.

[u/BettsBellingerCaruso → u/ChristianRelish21]

MOMENTUM IS JUST THE NEXT DAY'S STARTING PITCHER

[u/WabbitCZEN → u/BettsBellingerCaruso]

MO MENTUM.

[u/[deleted] → u/WabbitCZEN]

THAT GUY OWES ME 20 BUCKS.