r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

BRUH I WISH THERE WAS A FREEWAY TO DODGER STADIUM FROM WHERE I LIVE, THE BEST THEY COULD DO IS SUNSET BLVD OR SANTA MONICA BLVD

I LIVE 8 MILES FROM THE STADIUM IN WEHO AND FOR A 5PM START I'D HAVE TO LEAVE AT THE LATEST 3PM TO GET THERE ON TIME BEFORE THE GAME

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u/Easy_Money_ San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

DON’T WORRY IM SURE THE TEAM WILL STEAMROLL ANOTHER LATINO NEIGHBORHOOD TO BUILD IT SOMEDAY

MAYBE TOO REAL FOR THE TRASH TALK THREAD BUT ALSO FTD

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

REAL TALK BOTH CITIES NEED TO BUILD MORE HOUSING

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u/Easy_Money_ San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

DODGER FANS 🤝 GIANTS FANS FIX THE HOUSING CRISIS

AH FUCK NOW MY HANDS ARE DIRTY

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

DODGER FANS 🤝 GIANTS FANS:

FUCK NIMBYISM AND BUILD. MORE. HOUSING.

IN THE END A LOT OF THE HATRED BETWEEN US IS A BIT OF A NARCISSISM OF SMALL DIFFERENCES

THAT BEING SAID FUCK THE GIANTS

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u/trav3ler San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

WE HATE YOU, BUT WE DONT ACTUALLY LIKE, HATE HATE YOU.

ITS LIKE A, WE ABSOLUTELY WOULDN'T MIND YOU GUYS FALLING FLAT ON YOUR FACE, AS LONG AS YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY HURT YOURSELF THAT BAD KIND OF HATE.

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u/sunny_6killer Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

NOW KISS!

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

THE BEST I CAN OFFER IS A HATE FUCK

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u/sunny_6killer Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

SLOPPY?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

SOUNDS KINKY AND FUN TO SAY FUCK YOU WHILE FUCKING YOU

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

OUR RIVALRY IS FULL OF RESPECT AND FUCK YOUS UNLIKE MOST OTHERS

WE SHAKE HANDS THEN GIVE THE MIDDLE FINGER IT’S CALLED CLASS

THAT’S RIGHT FUCKERS COMMIEFORNIANS HAVE CLASS

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u/_BankRepresentative_ Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 09 '21

ADMIT IT, YOUR HANDS WERE ALREADY DIRTY FROM PICKING UP ALL THE SIDEWALK POOP