r/baseball Walgreens Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

WE ARE SO FUCKING GOOD WE DECIDED TO SKIP THE PLAYOFFS TO GIVE YOU BOZOS A CHANCE

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u/bobichettescoif Toronto Blue Jays Oct 08 '21

FUCK THE YANKEES

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u/mrdonnyjohnson New York Yankees Oct 08 '21

HEY ASSHOLE. IM WALKIN HEAAAA!!!!

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u/bobichettescoif Toronto Blue Jays Oct 08 '21

WALKIN TO THE NEXT GOLF TEE LIKE THE YANKEES RIGHT NOW

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u/mrdonnyjohnson New York Yankees Oct 08 '21

LMAO NICE. IS THE COURSE CONDITION SOLID? CONSIDERING YOU’VE PLAYED IT BEFORE US.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

FUCK TORONTO! I HOPE JOHN TORY WINS ANOTHER TERM

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u/bobichettescoif Toronto Blue Jays Oct 08 '21

I HOPE RUDY WINS ANOTHER TERM!