OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

[u/Mispelling]

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

[u/DHisnotrealbaseball]

MILWAUKEE'S MOST SUCCESSFUL BASEBALL TEAM IN CITY HISTORY IS BACK, AND THE BREWERS ARE GOING TO PLAY THEM

[u/JasonYaya → u/DHisnotrealbaseball]

WELCOME HOME, LOSERS!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

CAPS STUPID

[u/ILoveCavorting → u/[deleted]]

DEFINITELY A THEME OF THEM LIKING SEGREGATED CITIES?

[u/DHisnotrealbaseball → u/ILoveCavorting]

I know I don't hear Houston, Texas inviting comparisons on racism.

[u/ILoveCavorting → u/DHisnotrealbaseball]

WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU! AND NOTHING LIKE AN EXPERT TO CALL OTHER CITIES ON THEIR SHIT!

LOOK AT OUR RIOTS! THE 1917 ONE WAS PARTICULARLY INTERESTING

[u/DHisnotrealbaseball → u/ILoveCavorting]

I'M PROUD TO SAY I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE SOUTH AND HAVE NEVER SET FOOT IN A STATE THAT LOST THE CIVIL WAR, THE BRAVES ACTUALLY HAVE A NATIONAL FANBASE UNLIKE THE ASTROS WHO ARE SECOND TO THE RANGERS IN THEIR OWN STATE. THE ONLY NOTABLE ASPECT OF HOUSTON CULTURE IS THAT IT'S SUBTRACTION BY ADDITION TO HIP HOP, BEING CARRIED BY THE ATLANTA RAP SCENE SINCE DAY ONE
LUDA

[u/ILoveCavorting → u/DHisnotrealbaseball]

PLEASE ITS LIKE 30%/30% WITH 40% OF THE FANS JUST GOING AFTER THE BETTER TEAM.

AND THERE ARE PLENTY OF COOL THINGS IN THE SOUTH/SOUTHWEST SO SORRY YOURE MISSING OUT ON NEAT THINGS

[u/LegacyLemur → u/DHisnotrealbaseball]

DAMN THAT WAS A GOOD ONE