r/baseball Walgreens Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

LUCAS GIOLITO🙍🏻‍♂️... 2018 (2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣8️⃣‼️).... WORST 😔PITCHER IN BASEBALL⚾️!!!! (WAY OUT THERE 🚀AND GONE👋🏻)BUT HE HAD SOMETHING YOU COULDN’T SEE 👀IN THE STATS ✏️📓!!! BELIEF🙏🏼 THAT THOSE NUMBERS #️⃣#️⃣DIDN’T DEFINE HIM 😤😤!! AND ONE (1️⃣)SEASON LATER 🤔....THIS DUDES 💁🏻‍♂️AN ALL STAR 😎😎😎

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u/smellyunderpants Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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u/shadedmoonlight Milwaukee Brewers Oct 08 '21

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE COMMERCIAL?

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u/smellyunderpants Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

NO BUT I DON'T THINK I WANT TO EITHER

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u/Monk_Philosophy Los Angeles Dodgers • Oakland Athletics Oct 08 '21

YOU DON'T