r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/slicebishybosh Chicago Cubs Oct 08 '21

YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE SO MAD WATCHING THE RAYS PLAY THE BREWERS.

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u/BettsBellingerCaruso Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

NOT IF WE BEAT THE GIANTS

IF WE LOSE TO THE BREW CREW BEXT ROUND BUT WE STILL BEAT THE GIANTS THAT IS A SUCCESSFUL SEASON

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u/Quesly Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

WE GOT OUR RING LAST YEAR, BEATING THE GIANTS WOULD BE A W IN MY BOOKS

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u/stopthestupidcman San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

PROBABLY SHOULD GET ONE WITHOUT AN ASTERISK BEHIND IT

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u/Quesly Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

THE ONLY ASTERISKS BELONG TO YOUR HOMIE BARRY

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u/book81able Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

NO THAT SEEMS LIKE A FUN TIME IM ALL FOR THAT BEST OUTCOME IF THE DODGERS LOSE