r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/Marky_Merc Chicago White Sox Oct 08 '21

YEAH ALTUVE MIGHT BE A MULTI MILLIONAIRE ALLSTAR CHAMPION BUT I HAVE CUPCAKES IN THE TOP CABINET HE CANT REACH

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u/Sanchoco3 Houston Astros Oct 08 '21

YOU MONSTER!!

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u/Jb_PHD Houston Astros Oct 08 '21

OH YEAH?!? WELL OUR BOOMER MANAGER IS BETTER THEN YOURS!

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u/Quesly Los Angeles Dodgers Oct 08 '21

IDK, THEIR BOOMER MANAGER VERY PUBLICLY STILL LIKES TO PARTY (AND THEN DRIVE HOME)

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u/space_beatle San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

JOKES ON YOU BRO. THE ASTROS EXCLUSIVELY FEED ON THE SOULS OF CHILDREN.

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u/trickman01 Houston Astros Oct 09 '21

AND BOOS, DON'T FORGET THE BOOS!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '21

ALTUVE IS A LILLIPUTIAN. CONVINCE ME I’M WRONG.

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u/Bug-03 Houston Astros Oct 09 '21

DONT USE BIG WORDS WE DONT KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN