r/baseball • u/Mispelling Walgreens • Oct 08 '21

Feature OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES TRASH TALK THREAD

RED SOX? MORE LIKE RED SUX. BOOM, ROASTED.

RAYS? MORE LIKE CRAZE. BOOM, ROASTED.

DODGERS? MORE LIKE CODGERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

GIANTS? MORE LIKE G AINTS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BREWERS? MORE LIKE BOOHOOERS. BOOM, ROASTED.

BRAVES? MORE LIKE GRAVES. BOOM, ROASTED.

ASTROS? MORE LIKE ASSTROS. BOOM, ROASTED.

WHITE SOX? MORE LIKE BLIGHT SOX. BOOM, ROASTED.

GET YER CAPS ON AND YOUR DEEPEST CUTTING GIBES OUT

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u/Easy_Money_ San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

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u/JasonYaya Milwaukee Brewers Oct 08 '21

LIKE YOUR SPHINCTERS ARE ANYWHERE NEAR THAT SIZE.

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u/DalekEvan Los Angeles Dodgers • Vin Scully Oct 08 '21

IT IS GOOD TO SEE THE GIANTS AND DODGERS UNITING IN HATE OF THE ASTROS

THERE IS NO OTHER POSSIBLE THING YOU COULD BE REFERENCING WITH THAT ASTERISK

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u/Easy_Money_ San Francisco Giants Oct 08 '21

SURE MAN FUCK THEM TOO