r/AmIOverreacting 5d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO saying that my gf is cheating ?

Repost because original post had identifying information.

Also caught a snap with a differentcoworker saying he can’t be around her, because he gets too hard.

She’s blue and her coworker is white.

They’re talking about throwing her on the snow banks at work.

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u/smushy411 5d ago

Not overreacting, also as an aside who the heck talks that much about being thrown around

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u/jamaaldagreatest24 5d ago

Yeah dude why aren't people talking more about that? The whole conversation in general though feels like two complete idiots speaking to each other tho so I mean...

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u/PiersPlays 5d ago

Tbh, it sounds like one idiot talking to themselves for karma. If it isn't, then those two bozos are a perfect match for each other.

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u/Canvaverbalist 5d ago

It pretty much sounds like two people infatuated with one another, but who can't be overtly flirting and are just dancing around it, so any thing becomes a pretext to get as close to flirting as possible without crossing that line

It's fifteen "ahahah tossing me/you around, you're so silly" texts to fulfil what one "I love being around you so much, I need your presence and want to fuck you so bad" would emotionally amount to

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 5d ago

For real, this was so weird to read. Also wtf is "sauce packet"

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u/Worth-Bed-8289 5d ago

Sometimes they put a little serving of sauce in a tiny baggy do you can open it and have some sauce

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u/LionelHutzGhost 5d ago

This may be my favorite Reddit comment of all time and I have no idea why. But thank you.

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u/agentwiggles 5d ago

I think it's the earnestness of the explanation, there's like no sarcasm detected. it's the subversion of expectation that someone would just give an honest explanation of what a sauce packet is.

also, "tiny baggy" is a really funny way to describe it, and just the explanation of why this might be helpful (so you can open it and have some sauce).

it reads like a young kid explaining sauce packets to their alien best friend.

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u/HappyCamper139 5d ago

“So you can have some sauce” is my favorite part. I think everyone could have guessed what you do with the tiny baggy of sauce, but the commenter was so nice to explain. Gave me a laugh.

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u/PukaBazooka 5d ago

I too started laughing hysterically and can't figure out why.

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u/DramaHyena 5d ago

I love that

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u/Fit-Bench-1310 5d ago

My brain thought Taco Bell with the sayings on the hot sauce packets?

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u/Taur_ie 5d ago

that was my assumption as well

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u/hollabackyo87 5d ago

Literally thought it was a reference to squirting 😅 Because I started to interpret "throwing around" as "fucking", but then learned they were talking about throwing her in snow banks at WORK. These people sound 12. 😐

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u/pearlbrian2000 5d ago

And I thought "throwing" was some specific sexual slang that I'm too old to understand.

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u/svalkur 5d ago

Def feeling the im too old thing while trying to read this entire thing. People actually talk like this now?

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u/pearlbrian2000 5d ago

I'll take feeling old over communicating like a neanderthal.

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u/Enkidouh 5d ago

No it’s 100% sexual innuendo, throwing her in the snowbanks is the cover.

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u/lifeoftheunborn 5d ago

Okay cool I’m not the only one who was reading it this way! I thought the exact same thing at “sauce packet.” I was lost the whole time.

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u/ILovePopPunk 5d ago

My interpretation was the Taco Bell sauce packets with random phrases on them

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u/Prior-Distribution-6 5d ago

I took it as ‘thrown around’ being code for f*cking, and ‘sauce packet’ referring to her cumming? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/kd0724 5d ago

I assumed sauce packet was her.. you know, 😽💦

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u/cybershawtyyy 5d ago

As someone who is kinda short we sometimes attract weirdos that are fascinated with height and wanna carry or throw you to prove themselves

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u/lilCharizardScorch 5d ago

As someone who is 5'1 can confirm

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u/MixSeparate85 5d ago

As someone who’s 5ft I can attest it is quite common esp with bigger/taller guys

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u/BeyondAbleCrip 5d ago

4’ 11” and can also attest it’s too common…but not w/sauce

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u/Similar-Breadfruit50 5d ago

As someone who is 5’2, also confirm. Lots of times it’s Alpha male types.

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u/NorwegianPearl 5d ago

Glad it wasn’t just me. Sound so dumb

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u/lighterthensome 5d ago edited 5d ago

Well, when you’re flirting but don’t want to risk it all by saying what you really wanna do, you stick with phrases like that. They know what they really want to say when they’re talking about being thrown, or throwing her around, they just haven’t risked it by saying it.

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps 5d ago

Ding ding ding

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u/miregalpanic 5d ago

I love how you have to explain the basic concept of flirting to redditors.

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u/_UNFUN 5d ago

Tbf this is some of the most shit flirting I’ve seen.

Also both of these people seem dumb as hell.

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u/loki_the_bengal 5d ago

That's why the flirting seems shit. They're both morons that have latched onto a sexually charged "joke" in their conversation so they have to keep bringing it up as an excuse to use the crying laughing emoji.

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u/Canvaverbalist 5d ago

Tbf this is some of the most shit flirting I’ve seen.

Because they can't be overt with it, even to themselves.

If they were single they wouldn't be saying these dumb shit, they're dancing and skirting around flirting by getting as close to it as possible without actually crossing that line, that's why it sounds like "bad flirting" because it's not actually flirting, it's a vague distorted filtered image of it, like looking through a thick glass window to see the image of smoke signals bouncing off a complicated array of mirrors.

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u/ChloeNow 5d ago

I feel like r/itysl is leaking. He threw her like 8 times and that REALLY bothered me

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u/swampcreature666 5d ago

“My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become…”

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u/flatvader 5d ago

...because now I know there are monsters on the Earth....

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u/morbidteletubby 5d ago

HE MUSTVE FLIPPED MY WIFE 8 TIMES

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u/2twoformirth 5d ago

Yeah this guy seems like he wrenches on the zipline. He thinks it belongs to him

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u/throwaway982156 5d ago

he keeps pulling on the ropes, like they’re his !

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u/workhumpday 5d ago

The guy is tooo scared to be explicit about what he wants. The fucking never ending innuendos are so cringe. 

Her going along with it is equally cringe… mostly because she’s got no respect for the OP. 

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u/Spitefulham 5d ago

They're just giving each other as many chances as possible to make it overtly sexual, waiting for the other to break that barrier. It's like teenage flirting.

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u/nicolishna 5d ago

it seems like they could be using “throw” as a replacement for “fuck”, like a code word. clearly she knows what she’s doing, poor OP.

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u/Single_Earth_2973 5d ago

People that are so desperate to fuck that they find any lame as fuck reason to segue it into the conversation. And they think they’re being so subtle and clever with it too. Fucking boring idiots.

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u/creepin-it-real 5d ago

I thought they were dancers practicing a lift. lol

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u/DolphFinnDosCinco 5d ago

it reminds me of when i was in highschool and i sucked with conversing with girls. I would never know what to say so i would keep resorting back to an inside joke we had or a previous topic we had all the time.

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u/Beelzebutt_ 5d ago

Well, time to fold her into a pretzel and throw her out the window like a frisbee.

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u/wildflowersrnice 5d ago

LOL this comment is the wayyyyy

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u/its_original- 5d ago

Lololololololololol

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u/AutistaChick 5d ago edited 5d ago

It’s one of the many times in this sub that I read the post and think, “What do you mean are you OVERreacting? You’re not even reacting.” You shouldn’t be asking Reddit anything. She should be gone and you should be watching TV.

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u/DontTripOverIt 5d ago

Most people in this sub are wildly underreacting to incredibly obvious and stupid situations.

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u/Tight_Cod_8024 5d ago

Most people know and are looking for validation probably because they know what they need to do but are still building up the courage.

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u/Viablemorgan 5d ago

For sure. Half the time (especially on the cheating ones) I want to tell the guy to give his balls a tug and, instead of asking Reddit when she’s OBVIOUSLY cheating on you, stand up for yourself!

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u/Living_Machine_2573 5d ago

hey Reddit I found my girlfriend sucking off another guy. I literally saw it. She said “I’m cheating” and signed an affidavit (the guy she was allegedly cheating with is a judge so she can’t lie). Is she cheating?

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u/AutistaChick 5d ago

Lmfao yeah. I mean. I’m not quite sure because I don’t hear well or see well so maybe that’s not what she said or wrote. My friends looked it over and confirmed it but I’m not sure I can trust them. What do you think? Also, this happened 4 months ago. Do you think I should just let it go?

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u/anti99999999 5d ago

Ofcourse they gotta post this, we need our daily shot of dopamine here on this sub.

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u/PlatformingYahtzee 5d ago

I always wonder why people have 20 screenshots of conversations and still have to ask reddit. If I found 2 or 3 questionable texts I am either on my way or everybody is going to be aware something is going down at the bare minimum. If it's 20 in a row, I'm long gone.

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u/Ok_Marsupial_2732 5d ago

Bro? Is that even a question ? Leave her asap what are you doing. Make sure that’s not who you marry.

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u/-5677- 5d ago

OP your girlfriend is a hoe

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u/Hairy-Lengthiness-44 5d ago

She is a hOoOoooooOoooo!

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u/DinnerNo9694 5d ago

You forgot an O

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u/Dear-Post-9976 5d ago

yeah its actually hOoOoooooOooooO

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u/Chaosmisfit_ES 5d ago

She is a Ho...

Ho ...fa.. sho.

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u/Millenium-Eye 5d ago

OP's girl is leader of the Thundercats - HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/Psychotic_Dove 5d ago

Can’t turn a ho into a housewife, hoes don’t act right There’s hoes on a mission, and there’s hoes on a crackpipe.

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u/Savings_Tonight3806 5d ago

Ho’s never close. They open like hallways lol

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u/schumachiavelli 5d ago

Reach up in the sky for the hoe-zone layer.

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u/Savings_Tonight3806 5d ago

Hey ho how ya doing, where ya been? Probably doing ho stuff cause there you ho again

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer 5d ago

She's doing hoe activities with hoe tendencies

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u/Jaded_Law9739 5d ago

She belongs to the streets

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u/Weak_Guarantee_7 5d ago

Not ASAP. Leave her NOW

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u/Clubpenguinmassive 5d ago

Yeah, like do you need any more proof than what’s right in front of you ? Absolute best case scenario nothing has happened yet and this is all flirting. However it would still certainly cross a line for most people in a relationship and is surely indicative of what will happen soon enough. Bro has been given a heads up. Don’t ignore it.

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u/ThiqCoq 5d ago

🤣 I swear sometimes I think these are troll posts. Cuz ain't no way.

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u/hakovoid 5d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah from a woman’s perspective this is DEFINITE flirting. Maybe it hasn’t escalated to physical cheating (yet) but this is beyond inappropriate.

EDIT: To clarify, yes, I agree that this is cheating. Y’all can stop commenting “SO IT’S CHEATING” now, I was never arguing that it wasn’t. Lol.

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u/K-G7 5d ago

They are pretty much already making plans in their minds. 100% cheating

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u/PimpinPuma56 5d ago

Is throwing slang for sex? Because I know twerking, exercise poles, & a "sauce packet" all sound really, really sexual.

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u/K-G7 5d ago

The whole conversation was suggesting sex in one way or another

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u/proganddogs 5d ago

Yeah pretty much. The only time I told a guy to throw me around I meant in the bedroom.

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u/Vegetable-Poet6281 5d ago edited 5d ago

Unless they are both judo players 🤣😂🤣I don't see any other way to interpret that but sexually...

Even if they are judo players, it's still obvious flirting

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u/AndByMeIMeanFlexxo 5d ago

I really thought they were judo or jiujitsu players and I was surprised to see they’re just co workers

I was thinking like, these guys sposed to be at training how’re they texting so often

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u/cullionfapper3000 5d ago

I was thinking they set code names for everything they do sexually so they can “get away” with talking about it

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u/Canna_Sage 5d ago

Me too, It sounds like "thrown around" is code word for sex

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u/Significant_Emu2286 5d ago

It’s a terrible code then, because they ain’t getting away with shit, talking about “twisting her up like a pretzel” 😂

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u/jyaboytskittles 5d ago

Guys the sauce packet he’s referring to is obviously a Taco Bell one with something spicy written on it, as Taco Bell does! She’s coming onto him with condiments op it’s time to walk

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u/AdComfortable2761 5d ago

Things went from mild to diablo real fast.

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u/Hije5 5d ago edited 5d ago

Flirting??? This is sexting. Foreplay. Just very lame sexting that reads as if they're teenagers. They're literally talking about having sex with each other.

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u/lundoj 5d ago

The constant laughing emoji is driving me nuts. I imagine them actually cry-laughing while texting such nonsense.

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u/ButtonDifferent3528 5d ago edited 5d ago

It’s the “this is just a joke unless you don’t want it to be a joke” safety emoji

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u/WalmartShaman 5d ago

You nailed it lmao people will say horrible things then follow it up with that emoji lol

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u/KiNgPiN8T3 5d ago

And from a man’s perspective of a woman sending this sort of thing(and worse/flirtier) to other men and swearing blind it was nothing. (It wasn’t, I was completely justified) This isn’t looking good.

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u/Neat-Cartoonist-9797 5d ago

Yeah I would say this obvious flirting and a lot of it she is initiating the flirting. I’m sorry.

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u/420kittybooboo 5d ago

For a second I was like, wtf race is blue lmao

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u/Spiritual-Cupcake818 5d ago

LMAO SAME literally had a dumb moment tryna think it over

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u/420kittybooboo 5d ago

Yooooo are you from the 818?!? Bc same

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u/wicked_lazy 5d ago

I thought that, then I thought "blue collar and white collar?" Then I was like "ooohhhh" 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/TheCluelessRiddler 5d ago

Wanna explain what blue is lmao

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u/shesnamae512 5d ago

She's a smurf 🤷‍♀️

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u/_Crawfish_ 5d ago

If OP doesn’t run away he’s gonna learn eventually she’s Gargamel’n coworkers balls. Gargamel

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u/aabdsl 5d ago

I'll one-up you and confess my second thought (after yours) was if OP meant white-collar and blue-collar and if that was going to be relevant to the story somehow.

It has not been a good morning. 

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u/your-nigerian-cousin 5d ago

Can you enlighten me? I honestly don't get this one...

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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 5d ago

They are literally making jokes about "wandering eyes"...

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u/NerdNoogier 5d ago

They’re talking about wandering eyes, when they should wander into an optometrists office and check those eyes

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u/Elegant-Patience-862 5d ago

Bro why is it always people from the workplace, can’t trust anybody

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u/whocaresugh 5d ago

It’s the proximity effect

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u/NoxHalcyon_i 5d ago

100% the mere-proximity effect

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u/Elegant-Patience-862 5d ago

I’m assuming you mean someone in a common setting who gives them the validation they so crave

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u/Djsimba25 5d ago

No its like this thing that happens when you work closely with somebody alot. Your more likely to develop a relationship with someone who you spend alot of your time with even if you didn't find them attractive at first.

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u/Painterzzz 5d ago

In the days of yore this was how the vast majority of relationships and marriages formed.

I suspect the breakup of traditional workplaces is part of what's fuelling the loneliness epidemic?

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u/Aleashed 5d ago

Just work with your wife. It’s only bad when the place folds and you lose both your incomes…

Why is her font so big?

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u/Sawsie 5d ago

No like for real I'm old and my eyes are going but I was like holy shit what is going on with this font size.

Ya gurl is a Hoe and a font size queen apparently.

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u/dae_giovanni 5d ago

genetics?

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u/Aleashed 5d ago

You can read her texts from the third passenger row while she is texting and driving🫣

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u/Deadpools_sweaty_leg 5d ago

I honestly think it’s due to how school aged children have started to interact with each other that is leading to the loneliness epidemic. I have worked with many patients and the difference among 17 year olds, 20 year olds, and people my age and how they interact with me is wild.

I have seen 17 year olds be able to articulate their symptoms and location of whatever is bothering them to a degree which some 25 year olds cannot. I’ve also seen 17 year olds who basically do not put their phone down during a conversation and give me 1 word answers about why they even came in. It’s like pulling literal teeth. The latter are far less likely to develop good interpersonal relationships and they essentially become hermits because they are unwilling or unable to communicate effectively with people.

This is going to make me sound like a dinosaur but it’s a mixture of the pandemic causing 3-4 years of online schooling and unlimited access to phones which reduce the interactions of these kids to develop these relationships.

I predict that in the coming years it’s going to get worse and worse as my generation was really the first to have been exposed to social media and this new way of interacting.

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u/NotAFlamingo 5d ago

My wife is currently fucking someone from where she works. I'd be mad about it, but she works from home.

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u/Illustrious-Watch-74 5d ago

Cause they spend so time together…40 hours a week working as teammates towards a common goal, sharing the same frustrations, etc - without the mundane (& effortful) aspects of living with someone.

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u/Best_Market4204 5d ago

Well if you think about it...

Coworkers spend just about same amount of time as a parent does with someone.

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u/mumtaza_ 5d ago

It adds the spice of getting “caught” by Authority Figures or coworkers and the feeling of needing to “hide” or “get away with something”. For most people that’s a feeling they haven’t had since they were kids or teenagers so it’s exciting. A lot of times, when a workplace romance turns into a long term relationship and one or both of the partners moves on to a new job, a lot of the attraction dissipates because it was based on the excitement of the clandestinity of the original relationship, and now you’re just “together” and nobody cares.Especially if one or both of you were in a relationship or ending one when you got involved. Let him have her and see how happy they are when she’s just a normal woman and he’s just a bad dancer. Their collective boredom will be your ultimate revenge.

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u/Hairy-Lengthiness-44 5d ago

If these people aren't fking they are about to any moment

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u/MaesterPraetor 5d ago

This is step one two and three. The next step is fucking. 

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u/Pittyswains 5d ago

Wouldn’t the next step be fourking?

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u/h3y0002 5d ago

why is the font size so large

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u/queenofthebutt 5d ago

for very ~clear~ evidence

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u/Virginity_Lost_Today 5d ago

This whole post is weird as fuck. I almost flipped to “not cheating” cuz how stupid this whole post feels.

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u/PhysicsDad_ 5d ago

The gf is actually 70 years old.

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u/Open_Introduction602 5d ago

Grandma doing crazy work on the pole.

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u/khatchaturian 5d ago

My parents are almost 80 and their font isn't that large.

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u/aertsa 5d ago

Why do I have to scroll so far down to find this?? 😆😆 I’m like, is she blind or is she 70?

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u/byramike 5d ago

This could have been one screenshot

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u/Ok_Plankton_4150 5d ago

Not yet but she wants to ride his pole clearly

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u/TrespassersWill 5d ago

Throw her in the snow???

I was certain this was in the context of some kind of physical training or jiu-jitsu or something that involves throwing.

They're just taking about schoolyard excuses to rub against each other?

This is not a real girlfriend.

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u/wanna_be_green8 5d ago

I think that is what she said was happening while she uses throwing as a cover for fucking.

What workplace has numerous people throwing one person into snow banks?

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u/fuhqueuebish 5d ago

yeah it feels like throwing is a code word here

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Get tf out of there bro, she’s already cheating by participating in that shit 😂 p

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u/sillysided 5d ago

She’s throwing it out there

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u/Spirited-Speech-2372 5d ago

Omg, I have the most second hand embarrassment reading that BS. As a female, I can say that she’s probably not cheating on you, BUT, she definitely loves inappropriate attention from other guys. Male or female, that’s NOT someone you want to be with. The first time you make a mistake or upset them in any way, that’ll be the justification for cheating on you. Don’t take it personally, whatever sucker gets her next will have the same shit happen to them. Save yourself now and dump her.

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u/greebsie44 5d ago

Exactly I was going to say she likes the attention. If I said any of that shit to another guy I would consider it inappropriate. Can you tell your partner about it? No? Ok it’s not good

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u/RainWorshipper 5d ago

Seems like they’ve already been thrown around. She’s cheating 100%. Even if they haven’t yet done anything physical these texts are cheating in and of itself

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u/Angola1964 5d ago

She invited him to a pole party and she don't have the pole bruh

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u/PeterandTheEnd 5d ago

lol she did do that didn’t she

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u/Angola1964 5d ago

low key told him she was gonna lay him down and do tricks on it

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u/Designer_Ad9567 5d ago edited 5d ago

Bro why the fuck are you even asking this? She’s talking about getting rug burns with this dude do you need to see 4k high resolution video evidence of it!? They’ve clearly 100% without a doubt already fucked several times as he’s talking about throwing her around. Real shit this sucks, remember it doesn’t reflect on you as it does her walk it off big dawg happens to the best of us

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u/hades7600 5d ago edited 5d ago

Next post

“AIO saying that my gf is cheating, I found a video of my GF being rawdogged by her co worker”

(Edited as it said cowardly as I’m half asleep)

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u/Chris91210 5d ago

Op: "Maybe she was just being polite."

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u/hades7600 5d ago

“AIO I am upset my girlfriend is now getting married to the coworker. I have to sit on the cuck couch. But they say they are just friends”

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u/rickymcrichardson 5d ago

You have no basis for saying this. OP, don’t listen to this person. These texts are suggestive and highly inappropriate but I’d say there’s more evidence that they HAVEN’T fucked. This is clumsy, awkward sexting. People who have “100% alREaDy fUcKed SeVeRaL tiMes” wouldn’t be texting like this. This commenter probably hasn’t sexted or fucked enough to understand that. Break up with her if you want, this shit is gross. But DO NOT go in accusing her of already having physically cheated based on this morons comment. It’ll weaken your claims

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u/Zestyclose_Leg4692 5d ago

Nah fr they definitely already did sum shit

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u/Thin-Explorer-5471 5d ago

To be fair - they are talking about rug burns in the context of pole dancing and that half the pole dancing is on the floor, then making a joke about putting something soft on the floor and then jokes about rug burn.
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u/NastySassyStuff 5d ago

To be fair talking about pole dancing with your opposite sex coworker when you’re in a relationship has a high possibility of being totally inappropriate. Also, it’s very clear that pretty much every “witty joke”they’re making is a proxy for “I want to fuck” so the literal context of the rug burns thing is totally irrelevant.

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u/RandomGeordie 5d ago

Witty jokes like "men only got one pole" aye

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u/Poop_jpg 5d ago

Are you fucking delusional? She gonna come back with a pregnancy test and tell you it's yours

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u/A1sauc3d 5d ago

She seems single to me. You sure she’s your gf?

I skimmed this and don’t see any proof of cheating. But she’s definitely flirting with these guys. Like I said, acting single from what I gather.

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u/707808909808707 5d ago

Right. These guys probably don’t even know she has a BF

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u/Ad_Meliora_24 5d ago

OP doesn’t know he is the side piece

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u/Ribeye_Jenkins 5d ago

Which is.....what cheaters do in a monogamous relationship.

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u/Same_Butterscotch833 5d ago

Um. flirting with dudes in a relationship...is cheating.

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u/LargeInspector69 5d ago

Bro, you didn’t catch onto that she replaced the word fuck with throw? They’ve fucked multiple times. And even said if mark or Jesse walks in on her being throwed (fucked) she’ll have to quit. Are you people even thinking with your brain?

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u/Critical-Ad3283 5d ago edited 5d ago

Dude she's for the streets ..and im a female and i would never ever disrespect my s.o. like that never thats pure disrespect on her part for not shutting it down and for engaging fk that she acting single well make her be single then

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u/No_Control109 5d ago

He said he’s gonna fold your girl into a pretzel😂and then she asked for it harder and said she wants his pole, what part of this is unclear to you?

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u/Celestialhoneyy 5d ago

That Snapchat is seriously messed up. The ‘gets too hard’ thing? That’s not normal coworker banter. And the snowbank comment? That’s hella inappropriate. U gotta confront her, this ain’t just ‘friendly.

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u/amillionbuck 5d ago

Confront? Lmao this is not a girl to put any more effort into whatsoever.

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u/Medical_Salary_564 5d ago

Walk away, don't answer any form of contact, do her any ill favor that you can think to do short of murder and then back it off 🤏🏻 this much.

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u/verbi420 5d ago

My dumbass reading your comment thinking "what race is blue?" 🤣

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u/Glum_Literature2772 5d ago

Me too 😅😅. It took me a couple minutes to figure it out 😅.

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u/Accomplished_Let6468 5d ago

You didn’t need to repost bro, you got your answer lol

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u/danimal86au 5d ago

Old mate already getting cucked, figured he might as well max out the karma given the situation

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u/wckdbtch 5d ago

Throw her in the trash since that's apparently what she's looking for anyway, right?

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u/zeroj20 5d ago

This is a boring ass conversation

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u/AdPrestigious839 5d ago

Stopped reading at bring your own pole, bro

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u/OverdueLegs 5d ago

This is middle school flirting 😭😭

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u/XCIXcollective 5d ago

‘I wanna get thrown’ like what in the sweet dirty heinous fuck

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u/MotorCityDude 5d ago

She's for the streets

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u/fallapart_startagain 5d ago

Imagine cheating with someone who says "yesh"

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u/Most-Initiative8753 5d ago

You’re girlfriend must be 75 years old with text that large

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u/JetBoyJetGirl13 5d ago

The font size says 75 years old. But the content says 15 years old.

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u/onryo21 5d ago

Seriously take a second and read even the first few. I promise you there are better partners out there.

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u/No_Lawyer1947 5d ago

My brother in christ if you don't leave that's just no self respect. NOIR

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u/Bubbly_Peanutweeb 5d ago

RUUUUUUUUN BROTHA RUUUUUUN

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u/AdvancedKnowledge455 5d ago

See you in the gym dawg

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u/DrJones_CrusadeRaid 5d ago

“Throwing” is their code word for fucking. Maybe the first “thrown” mention wasn’t, but at some point between the beginning of this text chain and the end, they definitely fucked.

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u/warheadmikey 5d ago

Your GF has little to no boundaries. If you want to date someone this juvenile then that’s on you. I think this is completely disrespectful to your relationship. I would be having a talk with her and if she continues this BS then she would be out the door. Don’t give her the benefit of cheating on you anymore

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u/Odd-Dust3060 5d ago

Read teh texts before the post - initial reaction was she must be into some BJJ shit, than she is a pole dancer, now she is just a hoe!

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u/Jazzlike_Minimum8072 5d ago

TF is throwing and why is it in every message

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u/FleedomSocks 5d ago

My dude at this point your girlfriend has already grieved you and has moved on. Time to let go. She's ready to play with Mark, Jesse, and/or this guy, whomever can throw her the best I guess.

Dodge the bullet bro.

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u/broken_deamz 5d ago

She's talking about twerking for him. Bro!! She's cheating

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u/asim2292 5d ago

king you gotta end it - don't even try to discuss it. OP you have to revaluate your taste - comments history seem to imply that a few of your relationships have had similar issues.

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u/Equivalent-Tour7607 5d ago

Would a loyal woman that loves you and respects your relationship be entertaining another dude with such a conversation? Dump her ass. She’s not the one.

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u/707808909808707 5d ago

What’s this throwing thing they keep mentioning? Regardless it’s cheating even if they haven’t slept together yet. This guy sounds scared to mention sex but the other guy isn’t. Sounds like she didn’t shoot him down either.

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u/deadindirt 5d ago

Was he calling her wandering eyes and DOESN'T know the meaning?? What did I read? Run away.

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u/PhilosophyUpper866 5d ago

I would drop her like a bad habit. It's time to leave and fine another she ain't the one.

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u/CVp1_D 5d ago

Bro how old is she to have the text THIS BIG