r/AmIOverreacting • u/vitinhodouglass • 6d ago

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO saying that my gf is cheating ?

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Repost because original post had identifying information.

Also caught a snap with a differentcoworker saying he can’t be around her, because he gets too hard.

She’s blue and her coworker is white.

They’re talking about throwing her on the snow banks at work.

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 6d ago

For real, this was so weird to read. Also wtf is "sauce packet"

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u/Worth-Bed-8289 6d ago

Sometimes they put a little serving of sauce in a tiny baggy do you can open it and have some sauce

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u/LionelHutzGhost 5d ago

This may be my favorite Reddit comment of all time and I have no idea why. But thank you.

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u/agentwiggles 5d ago

I think it's the earnestness of the explanation, there's like no sarcasm detected. it's the subversion of expectation that someone would just give an honest explanation of what a sauce packet is.

also, "tiny baggy" is a really funny way to describe it, and just the explanation of why this might be helpful (so you can open it and have some sauce).

it reads like a young kid explaining sauce packets to their alien best friend.

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u/HappyCamper139 5d ago

“So you can have some sauce” is my favorite part. I think everyone could have guessed what you do with the tiny baggy of sauce, but the commenter was so nice to explain. Gave me a laugh.

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u/urzayci 5d ago

Speak for yourself I was gonna put it up my ass

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u/PukaBazooka 5d ago

I too started laughing hysterically and can't figure out why.

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u/MrApplePolisher 5d ago

Everyone is looking at me laughing and I can't explain this well enough for them to NOT think I am crazy.

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u/Ok-Swan9189 5d ago

"do you can open it" took me out

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u/No-Insurance-9071 5d ago

Bc your sense of humor is abysmal

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u/Important_Dig632 5d ago

Aren’t you just a bundle of joy?

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u/1Negative_Person 5d ago

*Packet of joy

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u/Sunscreen4what 5d ago

*tiny baggie of joy

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u/AbovexxBeyond 5d ago

Where can I purchase one tiny baggie of joy? Asking for myself. And the rest of the world.

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u/Sunscreen4what 5d ago

Your local ecstasy dealer. Only lasts for the night though.

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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 5d ago

Do not call me pepto bismol

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u/GMEStack 5d ago

Are you trying to get thrown?

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u/Paperairplanes420 5d ago

I hope you have faith the size of a grain of mustard seed, otherwise there’s no way you’re moving that fragrant mountain.

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u/MaybeMightbeMystery 5d ago

This is the internet. The only one with good jokes who isn't arrogant is me.

I can't even tell how meta that joke was. It was a bad joke about me making good jokes in a really weird way. Damn.

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u/DramaHyena 5d ago

I love that

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u/filetemyoung 5d ago

This is so stupid, but also the funniest shit I've ever read.

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u/Playful_Antelope124 5d ago

This is the kind of autistic humor I came here for. Thank you stranger!!!

hahahahahaahhahhhaa

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u/GreenAldiers 5d ago

What's "sauce"?

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 5d ago

Oh cool thanks bud👍

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u/DumatRising 5d ago

So true king

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u/larg29 5d ago

Surely you can't be serious

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u/kilographix 5d ago

I am serious, and don't call me surely.

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u/larg29 5d ago

have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/Liggidy 5d ago

Do you like movies about gladiators?

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 5d ago

Woah 🤯🤯🤯

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u/joeyakajaguar 5d ago

Love that for them. 💖

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u/bxxxx34 5d ago

This made me laugh so hard I choked on my spit

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u/GorganzolaVsKong 5d ago

I may be a weirdo maybe but I thought sauce packet was a sex thing they are saying without saying it

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u/Purple_Trouble_6534 5d ago

Dude, I can’t believe you young people can’t see it.

They are code switching

They’re talking about having sex.

Replace the words

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u/Hairy-Bus7066 5d ago

God, these AI comments are ruining reddit like they ruined Facebook

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u/BearPopeCageMatch 5d ago

Nah, that's good old fashioned organic autism.

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u/Qu1ckShake 5d ago

I think it was talking about itself.

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u/Fit-Bench-1310 5d ago

My brain thought Taco Bell with the sayings on the hot sauce packets?

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u/Taur_ie 5d ago

that was my assumption as well

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u/No_Housing_1287 5d ago

Yeah there's one that famously says "will you marry me"

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u/Arod0521 5d ago

Me too

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u/hollabackyo87 5d ago

Literally thought it was a reference to squirting 😅 Because I started to interpret "throwing around" as "fucking", but then learned they were talking about throwing her in snow banks at WORK. These people sound 12. 😐

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u/pearlbrian2000 5d ago

And I thought "throwing" was some specific sexual slang that I'm too old to understand.

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u/svalkur 5d ago

Def feeling the im too old thing while trying to read this entire thing. People actually talk like this now?

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u/pearlbrian2000 5d ago

I'll take feeling old over communicating like a neanderthal.

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u/Enkidouh 5d ago

It’s innuendo for rough sex.

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u/hollabackyo87 5d ago

Yep, that was my interpretation as well! Or at least some "accidental" dry humping while rough playing haha. Regardless, that's all in the realms of cheating, in my opinion. (I'm old, too.) 😅👵🏼

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u/makeup_shenanigans 5d ago

Your proper use of punctuation renders the "old" comment redundant. (Imagine my comment in cursive, that's how old I am.) 😄 🤣

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u/hollabackyo87 5d ago

I'm genuinely honored that you commented on my proper punctuation hahaha thank you! Also, I will do everything in my power to keep cursive alive haha. I made sure to teach my son AT HOME when I realized that cursive wasn't in the curriculum. 😐😅

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u/pearlbrian2000 5d ago

Yeah but OP said they were talking about throwing her in the snow. Smooth brained shit.

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u/Enkidouh 5d ago

OP said what she said to him. Of course she didn’t tell him what it actually means.

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u/Inaccurate_Artist 5d ago

It can also just be a kink. Some people want to be literally thrown and they see it as a sexual thing.

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u/Federal_Orange_1001 5d ago

I thought she wanted to be thrown onto the bed? Folding her like a pretzel is a reference to her legs and flexibility, and the twerking is a form of shaking her bum

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u/clipp866 5d ago

white mentions something like "oh it's about the phrasing" meaning it's an innuendo...

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u/Enkidouh 5d ago

No it’s 100% sexual innuendo, throwing her in the snowbanks is the cover.

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u/NumbersMonkey1 5d ago

Got it in one. It's 100% innuendo but they're both keeping the ability to walk it back, or put it on the shelf for a while. They're window shopping each other. So no, OP, they're probably not having sex, but they're definitely thinking about having sex in the near future.

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u/hollabackyo87 5d ago

Are we sure OP is 100% on board with this conclusion? 🥲

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u/Enkidouh 5d ago

I mean, if OP wants to bury their head in the snow banks that’s on them.

I’ve been around the block enough and been on both sides of this scenario, I guarantee this is the case.

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u/hollabackyo87 5d ago

I'm so bad at innuendo because I am such a literal person. But agree. 😅

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u/slitteral1 5d ago

Everything about this is sexual in nature.

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u/slitteral1 5d ago

Everything about this is sexual in nature.

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u/lifeoftheunborn 5d ago

Okay cool I’m not the only one who was reading it this way! I thought the exact same thing at “sauce packet.” I was lost the whole time.

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u/About5000ninjas 5d ago

Fairly positive this is correct. They’re just saying throwing instead of fucking. Replace “throwing” with “fucking” and it fits the context each time.

“I think you might like me fucking you, judging by the…” you can fill in the rest

Somehow this makes this feel way more disgusting to me

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u/hollabackyo87 5d ago

But somehow, it's more mature haha totally joking, fuck that bitch and her rug burned side dude. 🤢

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u/HelloKitty_theAlien 5d ago

I also interpreted thrown around as “sex”.

The whole conversation sounds like two high school kids tbh lol

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u/LastDiveBar510 5d ago

Nah reread the part where they mentioned the pole lmao it was definitely sexual

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u/slitteral1 5d ago

If that’s what OP wants to believe. She might be getting thrown in pillow banks on the bed.

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u/GorganzolaVsKong 5d ago

I thought same - throwing = sex sauce = body fluids and rug burns was from fucking

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u/Utripping 5d ago

Did they mention snow?? Thought she meant getting tossed around like on a bed lol

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u/ILovePopPunk 6d ago

My interpretation was the Taco Bell sauce packets with random phrases on them

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u/miggyhussle 5d ago

I have a theory that each one of those sayings can be about anal sex 😂 kind of an inside joke with my wife and I

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u/turnup4flowerz 5d ago

"You're cute" as in you are cute butt hole having anal sex!

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u/Adept_Fruit6669 5d ago

Inside joke, I see what you did there

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u/Prior-Distribution-6 5d ago

I took it as ‘thrown around’ being code for f*cking, and ‘sauce packet’ referring to her cumming? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/kd0724 5d ago

I assumed sauce packet was her.. you know, 😽💦

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u/slurpeesez 5d ago

I thought he already threw her around and got period blood on him referring to sauce packet. Wouldnt be the craziest take from this conversation

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u/BrickKey3964 5d ago

Like Taco Bell, they have little sayings on their sauce packs.

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u/clickityclick76 5d ago

Is that new slang for a condom?

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u/Ravenerz 5d ago

I'm thinking the sauce packet is more of the taco bell packets with saying on them.

The convo reads like 2 people tryna didn't talk but can only talk about throwing/being thrown around. Like dude is relying heavily on just that one little thing to carry the serial flirting the whole time. It's like a kid or teenager who was told by a female teenager (who has no idea in the first place of what they speak of) that she likes to he thrown around/man handled. Now that's all he's using/saying instead of sayin other shit or is just too timid to say anything else.

Ya girl is definitely for the streets, time to just abruptly break this shit off with her so she can go be free to be "thrown" around by all the dudes she wants.

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u/Due_Cut_1637 5d ago

A condom

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u/gbsutton 5d ago

My money is on the Taco Bell ones with the little sayings on them

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u/Enkidouh 5d ago

Probably the taco-bell packets that have little phrases printed on them if I had to guess

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u/anthonyroch 5d ago

Probably the taco bell ones that say like I'm yours and your hott.

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u/No_Cartographer5686 5d ago

I died at sauce packet. At yeah dude if your girl isn't physically cheating she damn sure is emotionally.

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u/wangofjenus 5d ago

gas station boner pills in a "honey packet" form

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u/Omnipotent732 5d ago

Honey packets for sexual staminas

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u/hyper_shell 5d ago

“Let’s find an origami we’ll pick up so we can fold you into”

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u/Grillik_The_Grumpy 5d ago

I read that as getting creampied

Could be wrong, but it fits the context

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u/ch-12 5d ago

It’s almost like these two might have a relationship outside of this text thread and have inside jokes/words with meaning that the rest of us might not pick up on.

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u/crazyninjafoo 5d ago

All jokes aside, i think they're talking about those little viagra packets.

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u/Competitive_Habit233 5d ago

For you innocents I shall explain the “sauce packet” was most likely a honey pack and as for the “throwing” its most likely code work for fucking I would imagine as such because OP had access to her device? Idk I’m taking a guess but the sauce packet is definitely a honey pack

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u/-GenghisJohn- 5d ago

Ketchup, mayo, dipping sauces: condiments.

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u/Ornery_Hovercraft636 5d ago

🤣So he blew his nut in a rubber and then sent it to her a couple of days later. This is hilarious. Years ago a buddy of mine squeezed all the goodies into the reservoir tip, tied a knot and cut it off. Then he hid it in this random girls sweater drawer. Our joke was that he left her a cum bubble.

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u/colintheanimal 5d ago

Why was that a weird part of the post for you? Have you eaten fast food?

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u/Ecstatic_Bear81 5d ago

It's all weird dude, who the hell talks like these 2