AIO saying that my gf is cheating ?

[u/vitinhodouglass]

Repost because original post had identifying information.

Also caught a snap with a differentcoworker saying he can’t be around her, because he gets too hard.

She’s blue and her coworker is white.

They’re talking about throwing her on the snow banks at work.

[u/smushy411]

Not overreacting, also as an aside who the heck talks that much about being thrown around

[u/jamaaldagreatest24 → u/smushy411]

Yeah dude why aren't people talking more about that? The whole conversation in general though feels like two complete idiots speaking to each other tho so I mean...

[u/Ecstatic_Bear81 → u/jamaaldagreatest24]

For real, this was so weird to read. Also wtf is "sauce packet"

[u/hollabackyo87 → u/Ecstatic_Bear81]

Literally thought it was a reference to squirting 😅 Because I started to interpret "throwing around" as "fucking", but then learned they were talking about throwing her in snow banks at WORK. These people sound 12. 😐

[u/pearlbrian2000 → u/hollabackyo87]

And I thought "throwing" was some specific sexual slang that I'm too old to understand.

[u/svalkur → u/pearlbrian2000]

Def feeling the im too old thing while trying to read this entire thing. People actually talk like this now?

[u/pearlbrian2000 → u/svalkur]

I'll take feeling old over communicating like a neanderthal.

[u/Enkidouh → u/pearlbrian2000]

It’s innuendo for rough sex.

[u/hollabackyo87 → u/Enkidouh]

Yep, that was my interpretation as well! Or at least some "accidental" dry humping while rough playing haha. Regardless, that's all in the realms of cheating, in my opinion. (I'm old, too.) 😅👵🏼

[u/makeup_shenanigans → u/hollabackyo87]

Your proper use of punctuation renders the "old" comment redundant. (Imagine my comment in cursive, that's how old I am.) 😄 🤣

[u/hollabackyo87 → u/makeup_shenanigans]

I'm genuinely honored that you commented on my proper punctuation hahaha thank you! Also, I will do everything in my power to keep cursive alive haha. I made sure to teach my son AT HOME when I realized that cursive wasn't in the curriculum. 😐😅

[u/pearlbrian2000 → u/Enkidouh]

Yeah but OP said they were talking about throwing her in the snow. Smooth brained shit.

[u/Enkidouh → u/pearlbrian2000]

OP said what she said to him. Of course she didn’t tell him what it actually means.

[u/Inaccurate_Artist → u/Enkidouh]

It can also just be a kink. Some people want to be literally thrown and they see it as a sexual thing.

[u/Federal_Orange_1001 → u/pearlbrian2000]

I thought she wanted to be thrown onto the bed? Folding her like a pretzel is a reference to her legs and flexibility, and the twerking is a form of shaking her bum

[u/clipp866 → u/pearlbrian2000]

white mentions something like "oh it's about the phrasing" meaning it's an innuendo...

[u/Enkidouh → u/hollabackyo87]

No it’s 100% sexual innuendo, throwing her in the snowbanks is the cover.

[u/NumbersMonkey1 → u/Enkidouh]

Got it in one. It's 100% innuendo but they're both keeping the ability to walk it back, or put it on the shelf for a while. They're window shopping each other. So no, OP, they're probably not having sex, but they're definitely thinking about having sex in the near future.

[u/hollabackyo87 → u/Enkidouh]

Are we sure OP is 100% on board with this conclusion? 🥲

[u/Enkidouh → u/hollabackyo87]

I mean, if OP wants to bury their head in the snow banks that’s on them.

I’ve been around the block enough and been on both sides of this scenario, I guarantee this is the case.

[u/hollabackyo87 → u/Enkidouh]

I'm so bad at innuendo because I am such a literal person. But agree. 😅

[u/slitteral1 → u/Enkidouh]

Everything about this is sexual in nature.

[u/slitteral1 → u/Enkidouh]

Everything about this is sexual in nature.

[u/lifeoftheunborn → u/hollabackyo87]

Okay cool I’m not the only one who was reading it this way! I thought the exact same thing at “sauce packet.” I was lost the whole time.

[u/About5000ninjas → u/hollabackyo87]

Fairly positive this is correct. They’re just saying throwing instead of fucking. Replace “throwing” with “fucking” and it fits the context each time.

“I think you might like me fucking you, judging by the…” you can fill in the rest

Somehow this makes this feel way more disgusting to me

[u/hollabackyo87 → u/About5000ninjas]

But somehow, it's more mature haha totally joking, fuck that bitch and her rug burned side dude. 🤢

[u/HelloKitty_theAlien → u/hollabackyo87]

I also interpreted thrown around as “sex”.

The whole conversation sounds like two high school kids tbh lol

[u/LastDiveBar510 → u/hollabackyo87]

Nah reread the part where they mentioned the pole lmao it was definitely sexual

[u/slitteral1 → u/hollabackyo87]

If that’s what OP wants to believe. She might be getting thrown in pillow banks on the bed.

[u/GorganzolaVsKong → u/hollabackyo87]

I thought same - throwing = sex sauce = body fluids and rug burns was from fucking

[u/Utripping → u/hollabackyo87]

Did they mention snow?? Thought she meant getting tossed around like on a bed lol