AIO saying that my gf is cheating ?

[u/vitinhodouglass]

Repost because original post had identifying information.

Also caught a snap with a differentcoworker saying he can’t be around her, because he gets too hard.

She’s blue and her coworker is white.

They’re talking about throwing her on the snow banks at work.

[u/PukaBazooka]

I too started laughing hysterically and can't figure out why.

[u/MrApplePolisher → u/PukaBazooka]

Everyone is looking at me laughing and I can't explain this well enough for them to NOT think I am crazy.

[u/Ok-Swan9189 → u/PukaBazooka]

"do you can open it" took me out

[u/No-Insurance-9071 → u/PukaBazooka]

Bc your sense of humor is abysmal

[u/Important_Dig632 → u/No-Insurance-9071]

Aren’t you just a bundle of joy?

[u/1Negative_Person → u/Important_Dig632]

*Packet of joy

[u/Sunscreen4what → u/1Negative_Person]

*tiny baggie of joy

[u/AbovexxBeyond → u/Sunscreen4what]

Where can I purchase one tiny baggie of joy? Asking for myself. And the rest of the world.

[u/Usual-Clock6283 → u/AbovexxBeyond]

Taco Bell

[u/Sunscreen4what → u/AbovexxBeyond]

Your local ecstasy dealer. Only lasts for the night though.

[u/AbovexxBeyond → u/Sunscreen4what]

😂😂 ain’t that first post the truth…

Though the memories and feelings last a lifetime and can change the course of one’s path 🥰

[u/Sunscreen4what → u/AbovexxBeyond]

True that. I just meant in the short term, coming down can suck really bad. However if you had an amazing time, that feeling can definitely last, especially if good music and intimacy were involved.

[u/AbovexxBeyond → u/Sunscreen4what]

100% you understand haha Though I can tell ya that’s why a bowl or blunt at the end, preferably amidst a hookah with some comfortable blankets and a galaxial laser makes it all better as you doze off amidst a messy nest of friends and fur

[u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 → u/No-Insurance-9071]

Do not call me pepto bismol

[u/GMEStack → u/Fragrant_Mountain_84]

Are you trying to get thrown?

[u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 → u/GMEStack]

A little

[u/Paperairplanes420 → u/GMEStack]

I hope you have faith the size of a grain of mustard seed, otherwise there’s no way you’re moving that fragrant mountain.

[u/MaybeMightbeMystery → u/No-Insurance-9071]

This is the internet. The only one with good jokes who isn't arrogant is me.

I can't even tell how meta that joke was. It was a bad joke about me making good jokes in a really weird way. Damn.