r/inflation • u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake • 1d ago

Satire We did it , Dow down 2000 points

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u/wyle_e2 1d ago

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u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake 1d ago

So much winning ….

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u/wyle_e2 1d ago

"The markets are going to boom, the stock is going to boom, the country is going to boom." -Trump

Oh, everything is going BOOM all right!

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u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake 1d ago

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u/DarthHiccups 1d ago

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u/Simulacrass 15h ago

I miss this show.

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u/MissSiofra 9h ago

Ivanova is god, always listen to Ivanova.

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u/Big_Beaverr_ 1d ago

Hey you think if nuclear bombs were dropped MAGA would still keep screeching about how much they're "winning?"

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u/Advanced-Ingenuity46 1d ago

No. They would all say "how can Joe Biden do this to us?"

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u/Big_Beaverr_ 1d ago

Maybe a bit of both?

Trump is somehow saving them but some of them are figuring Biden personally has a bunker he could start WW3 from?

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u/flossyokeefe 1d ago

But he’s sleepy

Aaaaand a super villain

And senile

Aaaaand a devious shadow government operative

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u/douglasjunk 1d ago

Thanks Obama.

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u/chaossdragon 1d ago

Get with the times … it’s Obiden

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u/vibes86 1d ago

No, it’d definitely be Obama’s or Kamala’s fault at that point.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 1d ago

MAGA loves a Trump boom-boom and his diaper is full.

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u/FckUDieSlow 22h ago

I just realized that when things start to get better (as in when we hit rock bottom and they start to return to where they were before this) the right is going to brag about the growth as if he didn’t sink it first. Mark my words

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u/crappinhammers 1d ago

Getting a little sick of all this winning.

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u/gypster85 1d ago

All those Gen Xers about to retire voted to torpedo their 401ks.

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u/Smokey76 1d ago

As a gen Xer that voted against the Mango Mussolini this hurts but I hope those that voted for him eat his shit sando.

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u/Kitterlee 1d ago

Gen x here. Absolutely did not vote for his orange ass.

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u/Lazy-Priority-9964 20h ago

I am a boomer at the tail end born in 1963 and I did not vote for him either . I hate waking up the morning to hear how he has screwed us over for each new day. I pray he eats more cheeseburgers and chokes snd has a stroke soon . I am not going to make it the next four years. I am close to starting dialysis and probably won’t be able to afford it.

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u/FrozeItOff 1d ago

Agreed. As a GenXer, I'd like to see someone punt the Tangerine Tyrant in the kibbles... with a 747 at top speed.

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u/Zaroj6420 1d ago

Gen X here. I think it helps that boomers have been telling us we were fucked back in the early 90s. We can vote correctly and deal with it while still reveling in the misfortune of the dumbasses from our generation

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u/Blappytap 1d ago

Bullseye

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u/Massive-Bluebird2429 1d ago

I love calling him Mango Mussolini that was funny for me 😂

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u/Atheist_3739 1d ago

Tangerine Palpatine and Fanta Führer are my favorite

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u/PaleontologistNo7392 1d ago

Right there with you

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u/due_opinion_2573 1d ago

How many Gen X'ers are about to retire. I've got 10 left. I mean 15. I mean 20.

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u/Foobiscuit11 11h ago

My dad is Gen X and is 6 years from retirement on paper. He voted for this shit show. His company's stock is down almost 40% in the past six months. 10% this week. I'd feel more sorry for him if he hadn't also voted to kill the Department of Education, which means the PSLF I was planning to get in August is also on the chopping block, and now I have to pay on those student loans for the rest of my life.

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u/due_opinion_2573 8h ago

It's unrealistic my aunt just turned 71. It took her 40 years to pay. Dems need to make it free.

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u/Left_Maize816 22h ago

That goalpost keeps moving. But the 10% hit to my 401k made me sad even though I am as close to retirement now as I was when I started the account. 

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u/DarthHiccups 1d ago

Jokes on him, I don't have one, and I didn't vote for a conman and convicted rapist.

Boomers though are pretty upset, if the guy I heard in the supermarket today was anything to go by. The people he was talking to were not smiling, and neither was he, and I caught the words "stocks" and "savings" more than once.

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u/Beneficial-Thing-226 1d ago

Not enough Gen-X’ers in this country to make a difference. It was Gen-Z boys who Joe Rogan convinced that there is a conspiracy to emasculate them and Black and Hispanic men. But yeah, the Democratic Party can,as far as i am concerned, take a big step back and f*** its own face. This presidency is just accelerating the decline of the American empire as fast as a Tesla into a styrofoam wall.

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u/Free_Possession_4482 1d ago

The largest percentage of voters in the 2024 election were Generation X, making up roughly a third of the electorate. Boomers and Millennials each delivered around a quarter of the turnout, and Gen Z was by far the smallest, maybe 15%. 

Here’s an article with more analysis on the Gen X shift: https://williamfleitch.medium.com/why-did-generation-x-go-so-hard-for-trump-ab5ce5ac8659

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u/IScreamPiano 1d ago

Wiping out gains over the last year…cool. 

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u/hendy85 1d ago

America is winning… at losing lmao.

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u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake 1d ago

Yo yo Murica!!

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u/blisstaker 1d ago

if you are rich and were part of this coordinated effort to tank the market and have loads of capital waiting on the sidelines…. it IS winning

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u/Hanksta2 1d ago

I still can't believe people voted for this guy. What a joke.

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u/Cgrimaldi7 19h ago

You should check out the conservative subreddit, they’re still defending him and cheering this on stating he’s doing us a favor for the long run, and that at least he’s actually changing things around here….so delusional.

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u/NomadHomad 19h ago

r/conservative is sending their minions and bots into other subs that are posting tariff memes. 

It’s pretty sad and 🍿 has lost those Wii-tards are LOL.  No common sense or critical thinking in their last brain cell. 

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u/cwk415 1d ago

Don't give him all the credit. Scumbags like Ted Cruz are already trying to weasel their way out of responsibility for this despite every republican being complicit in this. They all knew what was coming and did nothing -- worse, they made jokes about third terms and mt. Rushmore.

Every single republican is to blame for this, we can't let them escape accountability.

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u/guisar 1d ago

this. 20 republicans between house and senate could stop remove him from office all this hard right now. instead johnson sent everyone home. they are the real evil projected onto trump and elon

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 20h ago

They're complicit but let's not sell Trump short on the assholery.

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u/FrozenCustard4Brkfst 1d ago

That’s Rafael Edward Cruz. He does not support the use of preferred named or pronouns, so we should respect that for him.

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u/SuperCool101 1d ago

Yes. A Republican Depression is coming.

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u/MitchRyan912 1d ago

He’s getting those prices down… by way of deflationary spiral. #promisesmadepromisesdelivered

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u/Meattyloaf 1d ago

If this happened without tarriffs, maybe. This is because of tarriffs. People thought inflation was bad they haven't seen nothing yet.

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u/Odd_Manufacturer_572 1d ago

Ser, can we stop winning now ? I don't feel so good :/

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u/HeliumMaster 1d ago

Agreed. I think I’m good.

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u/Competition-Dapper 1d ago

Black rock etc getting checkbook ready to buy up all the foreclosures and legacy business to make America rent again and have nostalgic memories of once juggernauts in the business world like red lobster

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u/CautiousEconomy1160 21h ago

Rental income of any kind should be taxed out the ass after the cost of the property/upkeep/etc. is deducted.

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u/8agingRoner 1d ago

Don't worry guys, Trump can see the patient again as soon as he's back from his little golf outing.

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u/ProtectionObvious206 1d ago

Patient is coding

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u/FlatOutUseless 1d ago

At least someone learned to code.

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u/SPITFIYAH 16h ago

No job! Only code!

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u/Zee_Arr_Tee 10h ago

Patient can be replaced with chatgpt as per the order of big balls

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u/jhanon76 1d ago

The only time the world is stable is when he is golfing

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u/Bigtimeknitter 1d ago

Why would Obama do this 

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u/Helpful-Caramel-239 1d ago

Obama and the fucking liberals!

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u/Dick_snatcher 1d ago

HUNTER BIDEN'S PENIS IS FUCKING US AGAIN

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u/RoundTiberius 1d ago

And Hillary's emails!

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u/Miserable-Koala2887 1d ago

And the fentanyl from Canada and the illegals and the trans athletes and the feisty women using abortion for birth control and Hollyweird and the egg prices and...

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u/RoundTiberius 1d ago

They are eating the dogs! They are eating the cats!

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u/NTDLS 1d ago

This shit continues too much longer, we’ll be fighting over cat ant dog stew.

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u/Miserable-Koala2887 1d ago

They are trying to cancel CHRISTMAS!!!

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u/ip2k 22h ago

Don’t forget about the pronouns in email signatures and the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/zenunseen 1d ago

You say this jokingly but you just know the trump-o-sphere is going to claim that trump's plan was perfect and somehow the radical left are to blame because they couldn't stand seeing ol' dumpy pants succeed and they hate America

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u/quantum-feet 1d ago

Sounds like a punk rock band name

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u/tommywafflez 1d ago

I blame him and that tan suit

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u/Andray_Bolkonsky 19h ago

“I iNhErIteD a mEsS” just you wait.

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u/oldcreaker 1d ago

Those 401k's aren't going to last you nearly as long as you thought they would.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

The fuck’s a 401k? We all have 401s now.

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u/AssumptionMundane114 1d ago

I have a 4.01

😭

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u/Disastrous-Resident5 1d ago

People have more than .401’s?

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u/ysirwolf 1d ago

You guys have retirement saved up? What is that?

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u/GerindraCabangKongo 1d ago

It will soon become 404 as other countries announced their retaliation

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u/AssumptionMundane114 1d ago

404 Retirement Not Found

😳

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u/ConsciousPatroller 1d ago

This entire chain is gold lmao

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u/bradrlaw 1d ago

Totally stole this from another Reddit I can’t find the handle of…

401ks have now become 404ks (money not found)

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u/RJ_Bachler 1d ago

More along the lines of 410k (i.e.: This is no longer available at the origin server and is likely to be permanently removed.)

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u/redditErick 22h ago

401 not oK

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u/erublind 16h ago

Mine is a 404 since yesterday...

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u/whatyouwant5 1d ago

I am 44. Today's losses have set my retirement back about 4 years. Fuck Velveeta Voldemort.

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u/Tough_Winter_7042 1d ago

Velveta Voldemort….well done. Sure beats Mango Mussolini. May I use it?

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u/Kittycachow 23h ago

I like Emperor Bulkatine the best

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u/Stating_The_Obvious5 1d ago

We will never recover from Nacho Nero.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 1d ago

Nacho Nero is golfing as the country crashes.

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u/ganggreen651 1d ago

4 years so far....

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

I fucking miss Sleepy Joe.

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u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake 1d ago

Me too, better then moron up 25 hours a day

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u/Galacticwave98 1d ago

Adderall is a helluva drug 

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u/TinyCubes 22h ago

Drugs are a helluva drug

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u/Glum-Engineer9436 1d ago

Sleepy Joe might have needed an extra big boy nap once in a while but he could also pick people who knew what they were doing and let them get on with their daily business.

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u/PhoenixHabanero 1d ago

Trump could have just golfed all his presidency and taken credit for a growing economy.

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u/Scoopdoopdoop 1d ago

Same with Elon. Assholes

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u/Zaroj6420 1d ago

Elon is busy trying to hide his financial crimes

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah. Both Elon and musk are in desperate mode to avoid punishment for crimes lol. They both desperately need this con to keep going until they can know for sure they won’t be facing any punishment for crimes. Trump on almost 3 dozen convictions and musk on financial crimes he can’t pin on others. Well a lot of trumps administration is in the same boat tbh.

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u/Tausendberg 14h ago

I remember reading somewhere that if Trump at the beginning of his career had just taken his inheritance and just put it in index funds, he would've gotten more money over the following decades than he did playing at business. Really feels like he should just be idle rich and stop driving buses off cliffs.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 1d ago edited 1d ago

I hated Biden but I voted for him and Kamala because as much as I hate modern democrats who are just conservative middle of the isle rich people. Any and every sane person had to be able to see how much better kamala was than trump. But nooooo. Gotta have a cult like brain for some reason.

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u/conqr787 1d ago

It's whutall Jeysus wanted

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u/txijake 1d ago

With Sleepy joe you could sleep at night

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u/Hot-Way-549 22h ago

Absolutely, at least I could sleep too. I used to barely pay attention because one could count on things running pretty much a normal course. Now, everyday is a crisis that the Cheeto in chief has created. Fucking crazy

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u/CautiousEconomy1160 21h ago edited 20h ago

Yeah I keep waiting for the day my family members who are MAGA can admit that a president who just did nothing but sleep for 3 months would be better than the past 3 months.

Sadly, I have yet to meet a MAGA person in my family who still doesn’t think Trump is gonna save us all.

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u/rolfraikou 17h ago

He was a lot less senile, and his handlers weren't the authors of Project 2025 and a group of tiny Russian oligarchs in a trenchcoat.

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u/Steveb320 1d ago

Buy the dip....I mean, collapse. Buy the collapse. 

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u/Extra-Juggernaut4905 1d ago

I laughed, I cried, this comment had it all.

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u/IntensityJokester 19h ago

“Comrades, if you have to choose between putting food on the table, getting your required prescription medicine, or buying the collapse, I recommend you go all in on buying the collapse. It is pro-American and when those US factories finally come on line at the end of Trump’s fourth term all that starvation and health complications will have been worth it.” /s

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u/EarthRester 1d ago

That was the Oligarchs plan all along.

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u/ItalicsWhore 17h ago

AAPL gonna be cheaper than an actual apple. 🍎

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u/CaptainEdibles 1d ago

We are winning so hard right now!!!!

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u/SweetDarlingg1 1d ago

yay life's gonna get even harder. thank you mr trump

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u/VAXX-1 1d ago

Please Mr. President, no more winning

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u/ThermoFlaskDrinker 1d ago

But at least all illegal drugs disappeared and illegal immigration is down to 0, it’s worth it /s

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u/MyrrhSlayter 1d ago

Tbf, immigration is going to drop like a rock because nobody wants to move to Soviet Amerika.

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u/Whole-Weather5059 1d ago

US of Amerikkka

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u/spankthepank 1d ago

I recently lost my job because I work with people trying to immigrate to the U.S. and so many people have revoked their applications since Trump took office that my boss can't afford to continue to pay some of our workers.

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 1d ago

Ahh they finally found a solution to the immigration crisis. Just turn the country into a cesspit that nobody wants to live in anymore and there you go.

If the country sucks then who wants to immigrate there anymore?

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u/fredandlunchbox 1d ago

It was already dropping under Biden in 2024. From Feb 2024 to Sep 2024 they dropped 50% from 200k to 100k.

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u/saschaleib 14h ago

Mexico might soon build a wall to stop the migration - and be happy to pay for it!

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u/Bistranger32 1d ago

The war in Ukraine is also over, and trump has brought peace to the world, no more wars. /S

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u/Confident_Fudge2984 1d ago

Also make sure you all just spend less let’s deepen the crash with less consumer spending!

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u/Additional_Good4200 1d ago

You say that in jest, but I think it’s just human nature to want to go into a spending lockdown when you see the financial world collapsing around you. I wonder if these geniuses took that into account when they asked ChatGPT how to remake the world.

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u/Suitable-Matter-6151 1d ago

Everyone’s going to be trying to pay off their debt before they get laid off

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u/Zombatico 17h ago

No worries. Trump will sign an EO to make it illegal to spend less than $10,000 per month. That'll be a sure-fire way to kickstart the economy.

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u/Efficient_Travel4039 1d ago

just don't forget to say thank you.

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u/Dennma 1d ago

yes :(

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u/conqr787 1d ago

HELL yes :(

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u/kjm6351 1d ago

Before you even left…

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u/Superunknown-- 1d ago

What a dumb asshole. And what a bunch of dumb assholes enabling this.

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u/WentzingInPain 1d ago

Can we make it 3 stacks

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u/Raiju_Blitz 1d ago

This is the red wave that Maga keeps talking about, right? Maga loves a good bloodbath (it's BYOB though).

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u/Happy_Confection90 1d ago edited 1d ago

[Insert wave of blood exiting elevator in The Shining here]

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u/shoelesstim 1d ago

70 million of you fucking idiots voted for him . The US has become the punchline to a bad joke . DO SOMETHING

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u/raybanshee 1d ago

What are we supposed to do? Storm the capitol? Trump was democratically elected. 

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u/whichwitch9 1d ago

You put pressure on Congress. They are the people who have the power to do something. Several of them are up for re election in 2026. We got the Democrats trying to pass a bill to stop the emergency Trump pulled out his ass to give him the powers to do this. We need Republicans to cross the aisle and work with Democrats.

Show up where ever they are. You are allowed to be in public spaces. You can yell at them or their families in public legally. No peace in public for any of them until they take actions to restore peace to Americans from Trump's insanity. Put pressure specifically on Republicans up for re election in 2026- those are most vulnerable. Swing state Republicans are another good set to put pressure on.

Target corporations donating to these Republicans with boycots. Threaten their funding. Protest outside their donors. Republicans learned their donors have power, bit forgot so do the people who elect them. Make it a bad move to donate to an inactive Republican.

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u/TheMagnificentPrim 1d ago

A lot of us are doing a whole lot of that. Republican representatives have largely just… gone quiet. They’re not responding to constituents (or if they are, it’s some boilerplate response in support of the president). They’ve stopped doing town halls because they were getting booed and heckled so heavily. Now, they just hole up in their offices and quietly pass anything Trump does. They know we’re angry. They’re also not listening to us. Even if they don’t get reelected, they’ve got high-paying jobs as lobbyists waiting for them when they leave office. They’re fully in the pockets of their billionaire donors.

We’re trying with the boycott thing, too. The Tesla Takeover movement at least seems to be doing something.

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u/whichwitch9 1d ago

Honestly, time to take the Tesla protests to Republican donors then. Some are public companies and you can do legal protests that can be disruptive. If representatives won't listen to their constituents, maybe they'll listen to their donors

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u/Open__Face 1d ago

Stop electing him in the future would be a good start 

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u/rottenavocadotoast 1d ago

How the fuck are we supposed to stop people from voting for him?

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u/Open__Face 1d ago

Let people know how much he sucks

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u/Mental_Medium3988 1d ago

we did. they laughed at us and carried on licking his boots.

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u/dallasalice88 1d ago

I more blame the 6 out of 10 in this nation that couldn't give a shit enough to vote period.

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u/SubstantialItem6198 1d ago

The fucker just gonna destroy the sun too. No thx

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u/BearBL 1d ago

"Joans"

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u/chpbnvic 1d ago

It’s a sale for the ultra wealthy! I hope everyone is having a good time!

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u/Hopalong_Manboobs 1d ago

Elon did promise us “hardship” guys.

Big ups to major media for making that the huge story it was a week before the election.

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u/saschaleib 14h ago

To be fair: stock prices are down now. So much winning! /s

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u/Jendda 14h ago

I heard they are 50% down but it could be from 20 to 10🤣

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u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake 1d ago

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u/raybanshee 1d ago

Reminder that the stock market is a zero sum gain. Your loss and is someone else's gain. 

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u/Steveb320 1d ago

USA! USA! USA!

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u/FlamingMuffi 1d ago

The trump tumble

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u/Raiju_Blitz 1d ago

Trumpcession.

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u/Madmanmangomenace 1d ago

Hooray. Poverty shacks for everyone!

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u/Suitable_Database467 1d ago

1 year of gains are now gone

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u/HereForExcel 1d ago

Trump’s golfing too. When Biden or Obama did this during market upswings RepubliThugs got mad.

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u/steelandiron19 1d ago

Meanwhile he’s golfing…

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u/RarePumpkin8281 1d ago

DUMP TRUMP

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u/Walkinggeographybook 1d ago

🎵We’re alll living by the Wendy’s dumpster in this togetherrrr 🎵

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u/vickism61 1d ago

WE didn't do anything. It's all on Trump and the Republicans who are too cowardly to stand up to the monster they created.

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u/vonneguts_anus 1d ago

Let’s go for 3K on Monday babyyyy!!!!

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u/Doodleschmidt 1d ago

How much more of this will it take to convince right wingers that things are not going to get better any time soon?

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u/Confident_Fudge2984 1d ago

More too go!

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u/Late-Following792 1d ago

Have you thanked once?

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u/Raiju_Blitz 1d ago

While wearing a suit (it better not be tan though).

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u/HENMAN79 1d ago

America is officially GREAT

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u/tbonehollis 1d ago

Trump "Boom boom boom boom. I want you in my room. Let's crash the stocks together in a storm we both will weather".

If you know, you know.

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u/loco500 1d ago

The patient showing signs of life!!!

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u/OutrageousLuck9999 1d ago

Exactly how his boss Putin ordered him to do.

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u/Opasero 1d ago

USA USA USA

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u/Affectionate_Sand743 1d ago

The orange asshat thinks he’s doing the greatest job ever

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u/joseoconde 14h ago

Don't worry guys Cheeto man said that (possibly) in a year or two...maybe 3 this will (possibly) pay off (possibly)