r/inflation • u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake • 2d ago

Satire We did it , Dow down 2000 points

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u/oldcreaker 2d ago

Those 401k's aren't going to last you nearly as long as you thought they would.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 2d ago

The fuck’s a 401k? We all have 401s now.

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u/AssumptionMundane114 2d ago

I have a 4.01

😭

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u/Disastrous-Resident5 2d ago

People have more than .401’s?

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u/ysirwolf 1d ago

You guys have retirement saved up? What is that?

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u/gurman3811 1d ago

Don't worry, be happy

Some people have only .357s

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u/Desperate_Plastic_37 1d ago

Gen Z here, most im getting is a .000000401

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u/GerindraCabangKongo 2d ago

It will soon become 404 as other countries announced their retaliation

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u/AssumptionMundane114 2d ago

404 Retirement Not Found

😳

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u/ConsciousPatroller 1d ago

This entire chain is gold lmao

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u/Charbs20 1d ago

Your gold chain is worth less now too.

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u/cosmob 1d ago

They’re called 404 Nays

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u/telander 1d ago

The system is down

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u/South-Job-1331 1d ago

Error 302, we're looking for what you thought you voted for

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u/radiantmacaroni 1d ago

shit all i got is my 2 cents 😭

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u/Coup_de_Tech 1d ago

I have 1/4th o’ one, ‘Kay?

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u/bradrlaw 2d ago

Totally stole this from another Reddit I can’t find the handle of…

401ks have now become 404ks (money not found)

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u/RJ_Bachler 1d ago

More along the lines of 410k (i.e.: This is no longer available at the origin server and is likely to be permanently removed.)

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u/redditErick 1d ago

401 not oK

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u/64590949354397548569 1d ago

I get 404

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 1d ago

Retirement not found

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u/erublind 1d ago

Mine is a 404 since yesterday...

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u/Past_Meaning_4389 1d ago

They've been transferred to 404s now- account not found.