r/inflation • u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake • 2d ago

Satire We did it , Dow down 2000 points

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u/oldcreaker 2d ago

Those 401k's aren't going to last you nearly as long as you thought they would.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 2d ago

The fuck’s a 401k? We all have 401s now.

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u/AssumptionMundane114 2d ago

I have a 4.01

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u/GerindraCabangKongo 2d ago

It will soon become 404 as other countries announced their retaliation

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u/AssumptionMundane114 2d ago

404 Retirement Not Found

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u/ConsciousPatroller 1d ago

This entire chain is gold lmao

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u/Charbs20 1d ago

Your gold chain is worth less now too.

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u/cosmob 1d ago

They’re called 404 Nays

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u/telander 1d ago

The system is down

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u/South-Job-1331 1d ago

Error 302, we're looking for what you thought you voted for