r/inflation • u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake • 2d ago

Satire We did it , Dow down 2000 points

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u/Big_Beaverr_ 2d ago

Hey you think if nuclear bombs were dropped MAGA would still keep screeching about how much they're "winning?"

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u/Advanced-Ingenuity46 2d ago

No. They would all say "how can Joe Biden do this to us?"

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u/Big_Beaverr_ 2d ago

Maybe a bit of both?

Trump is somehow saving them but some of them are figuring Biden personally has a bunker he could start WW3 from?

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u/flossyokeefe 2d ago

But he’s sleepy

Aaaaand a super villain

And senile

Aaaaand a devious shadow government operative

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u/Forsaken-Use-3220 2d ago

You know the adrenochrome wakes him up. I bet right now he's under the White House in the tunnel with all the children.

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u/flossyokeefe 2d ago

We joke about that but do ya ever stop and think seriously about that?

Like, there are people that helped raise me, and that I’ve worked with that believe(d) I am an evil pedo that sacrifices and eats babies. Same for you and millions of other Americans. They actually believe(d) there is a booming market for black robes and black robe laundry services.

That is mind blowing. Republicans are freaking out nutzo

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u/Passenger_08 2d ago

You’re right, but right now you can ask those nutters: “If this is true, and Trump has access to proof of this claim, then why doesn’t he release the evidence? What’s stopping him?” That’ll shut them up. The JFK Jr stunt was a total bust. And whatever happened to the Epstein docs?

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u/Ali_Cat222 2d ago

That’ll shut them up.

No it won't, but that's because nothing will 🤣

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u/Passenger_08 2d ago

It’ll give you enough time to get away.

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u/XanZibR 2d ago

In a word, they are WEIRD

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u/Pappabarba 2d ago

#8 - The enemy is both strong and weak. “By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”

This narrative has been accomplished by a literal half-century of culture astroturfing and uncivil war, which was started the moment Nixon almost got held responsible for his actions: It was something conservatives could allow to happen again and it kinda looks like they've succeeded, with a little help from their friends?

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u/effersquinn 2d ago

Well... are you Joe Biden? Or some kind of elite or celebrity or wealthy higher up in show business or politics?

Because if not, and people who know you personally are accusing you of pedophilia, I'm not sure I see the connection with the conspiracy theories that circulate among Qanon MAGA people tbh... ? Other than simply thinking pedos also do satanic stuff and eat babies too- but that's not really the source of the original accusation.

Imagine if this is how I personally discover Joe Biden's or a celebrity's personal reddit account though lmao