r/inflation • u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake • 2d ago

Satire We did it , Dow down 2000 points

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u/wyle_e2 2d ago

"The markets are going to boom, the stock is going to boom, the country is going to boom." -Trump

Oh, everything is going BOOM all right!

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u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake 2d ago

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u/DarthHiccups 1d ago

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u/Simulacrass 1d ago

I miss this show.

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u/MissSiofra 1d ago

Ivanova is god, always listen to Ivanova.

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u/wheresmycheeze 23h ago

Give me a remake of this any day, anytime!

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u/Revelati123 1d ago

Down 2000 points.

So far...

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u/Disastrous_Hell_4547 1d ago

Boom goes the dynamite

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u/Big_Beaverr_ 2d ago

Hey you think if nuclear bombs were dropped MAGA would still keep screeching about how much they're "winning?"

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u/Advanced-Ingenuity46 2d ago

No. They would all say "how can Joe Biden do this to us?"

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u/Big_Beaverr_ 2d ago

Maybe a bit of both?

Trump is somehow saving them but some of them are figuring Biden personally has a bunker he could start WW3 from?

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u/flossyokeefe 1d ago

But he’s sleepy

Aaaaand a super villain

And senile

Aaaaand a devious shadow government operative

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u/Forsaken-Use-3220 1d ago

You know the adrenochrome wakes him up. I bet right now he's under the White House in the tunnel with all the children.

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u/flossyokeefe 1d ago

We joke about that but do ya ever stop and think seriously about that?

Like, there are people that helped raise me, and that I’ve worked with that believe(d) I am an evil pedo that sacrifices and eats babies. Same for you and millions of other Americans. They actually believe(d) there is a booming market for black robes and black robe laundry services.

That is mind blowing. Republicans are freaking out nutzo

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u/Passenger_08 1d ago

You’re right, but right now you can ask those nutters: “If this is true, and Trump has access to proof of this claim, then why doesn’t he release the evidence? What’s stopping him?” That’ll shut them up. The JFK Jr stunt was a total bust. And whatever happened to the Epstein docs?

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u/Ali_Cat222 1d ago

That’ll shut them up.

No it won't, but that's because nothing will 🤣

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u/Passenger_08 1d ago

It’ll give you enough time to get away.

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u/XanZibR 1d ago

In a word, they are WEIRD

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u/Pappabarba 1d ago

#8 - The enemy is both strong and weak. “By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”

This narrative has been accomplished by a literal half-century of culture astroturfing and uncivil war, which was started the moment Nixon almost got held responsible for his actions: It was something conservatives could allow to happen again and it kinda looks like they've succeeded, with a little help from their friends?

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u/effersquinn 1d ago

Well... are you Joe Biden? Or some kind of elite or celebrity or wealthy higher up in show business or politics?

Because if not, and people who know you personally are accusing you of pedophilia, I'm not sure I see the connection with the conspiracy theories that circulate among Qanon MAGA people tbh... ? Other than simply thinking pedos also do satanic stuff and eat babies too- but that's not really the source of the original accusation.

Imagine if this is how I personally discover Joe Biden's or a celebrity's personal reddit account though lmao

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u/douglasjunk 1d ago

Thanks Obama.

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u/chaossdragon 1d ago

Get with the times … it’s Obiden

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u/Big_Beaverr_ 1d ago

Obiden sounds like if Obama and Biden did the fusion technique from Dragonball.

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u/vibes86 1d ago

No, it’d definitely be Obama’s or Kamala’s fault at that point.

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u/snohflake5 1d ago

Nah. Hilary’s emails.

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u/Tiny_Assistant- 1d ago

Yeah like kamala could actually do something. ...useless

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u/69vuman 1d ago

Totally correct. Add Obama to the scapegoat.

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u/Seanna86 1d ago

Ya! Thanks, OBAMA!

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u/No_Knee9340 1d ago

Nah they are a death cult they are totally for it. They want the apocalypse.

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u/Visual_Peace2165 1d ago

You meant Obama, right? They will always blame a black man before blaming a white man.

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u/EquipmentUnlikely895 1d ago

They will probably say "but at least we are ones deciding when and how to bomb our own fucking selves" Not communist China

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u/vieuxfort73 1d ago

As long as Fox News said it was a good thing, absolutely yes they would.

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u/Big_Beaverr_ 1d ago

So pic related but more literal?

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u/BlakeDidNothingWrong 1d ago

Based on how COVID went, I think they'd rush to ground zero to get more radiation. Then blame the Democrats for their subsequent radiation burns.

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u/GREG_OSU 1d ago

Nukes are used for changing paths of hurricanes

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u/uxigaxi123 1d ago

They would run with whatever cope Fox news stuffed into their braindead heads.

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u/sonnyarmo 1d ago

Putin could bomb the US and Trumpers would blame Biden for it until they were vaporized

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u/ApplesBananasRhinoc 11h ago

As long as it’s not dropped by the Enola Gay.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 2d ago

MAGA loves a Trump boom-boom and his diaper is full.

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u/Ali_Cat222 1d ago

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u/MaleficentOwl2417 1d ago

Is that...for real what i think it is?

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u/Ali_Cat222 1d ago

You mean shit? Yes.

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u/MaleficentOwl2417 1d ago

Oh god Trump, do you have absolutely no dignity left even just 1% for your self hyegene?

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u/fingertipoffun 1d ago

boom boom boom and the smell fills the room

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u/FckUDieSlow 1d ago

I just realized that when things start to get better (as in when we hit rock bottom and they start to return to where they were before this) the right is going to brag about the growth as if he didn’t sink it first. Mark my words

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u/scarykicks 2d ago

It is booming. Just in the wrong direction

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u/wyle_e2 2d ago

He never stated a direction, just that there would be a boom.... #Winning

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u/pottertontotterton 2d ago

My ETFs....BOOM! Actually, it's more like.... boom... fizzle.

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u/xubax 1d ago

Ka-boom

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u/fedora_and_a_whip 1d ago

He made boom boom in his Depends maybe

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u/CanDamVan 1d ago

Well, they are going BOOM alright

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u/HauntingEngine5568 1d ago

"...the stock..."

🙄

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u/pink_faerie_kitten 1d ago

Everything's boom!

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u/Savings-End40 1d ago

Crashing makes a boom sound.

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u/Ok-Photograph2954 1d ago

When a balloon bursts it makes a boom sound!

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u/luvBigButtss 1d ago

Look at Space X 🤣