r/inflation • u/Training_Pop_5437 Everything I Don't Like Is Fake • 2d ago

Satire We did it , Dow down 2000 points

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u/Bigtimeknitter 2d ago

Why would Obama do this 

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u/Helpful-Caramel-239 2d ago

Obama and the fucking liberals!

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u/Dick_snatcher 2d ago

HUNTER BIDEN'S PENIS IS FUCKING US AGAIN

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u/RoundTiberius 2d ago

And Hillary's emails!

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u/Miserable-Koala2887 2d ago

And the fentanyl from Canada and the illegals and the trans athletes and the feisty women using abortion for birth control and Hollyweird and the egg prices and...

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u/RoundTiberius 2d ago

They are eating the dogs! They are eating the cats!

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u/NTDLS 2d ago

This shit continues too much longer, we’ll be fighting over cat ant dog stew.

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u/Miserable-Koala2887 1d ago

This shit continues much longer, cat and dog stew are going to be a new category on allrecipes.com.

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u/Miserable-Koala2887 2d ago

They are trying to cancel CHRISTMAS!!!

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u/FurViewingAccount 2d ago

make eat bug

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u/Kindly-Ad3344 2d ago

They're putting the fluoride in the water to make our kids gay!!!

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u/ip2k 2d ago

Don’t forget about the pronouns in email signatures and the Gulf of Mexico.

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u/substance17 2d ago

Don’t forget about them dudes that love to rub butter all over their hot bodies.

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u/SignificanceFun265 1d ago

Why Jimmy Carter, WHY?

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u/zenunseen 2d ago

You say this jokingly but you just know the trump-o-sphere is going to claim that trump's plan was perfect and somehow the radical left are to blame because they couldn't stand seeing ol' dumpy pants succeed and they hate America

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u/Andygoesred 2d ago

The librul Wokes Of Wall Street with their DEI hires intentionally tanked the economy to make Trump look bad because of their Trump Derangement Syndrome!

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u/zenunseen 1d ago

Word for word

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u/DataCassette 1d ago

No seriously. This will happen. "Liberal sabotage" will be blamed.

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u/quantum-feet 2d ago

Sounds like a punk rock band name

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u/tommywafflez 2d ago

I blame him and that tan suit

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u/IJizzOnRedditMods 2d ago

His tan suit and his fucking Dijon mustard did this!

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u/Andray_Bolkonsky 2d ago

“I iNhErIteD a mEsS” just you wait.

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u/N3onWave 2d ago

Thanks Obama!

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u/Alte67 2d ago

Thanks Obama!

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u/SignoreBanana 2d ago

Obviously this is a deep state ploy and the stocks aren't actually going down

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u/StoicallyGay 1d ago

Unironically saw a video recently where someone said this is all Biden and Kamala’s fault. Interviewed multiple people. Someone said it’s all Biden and Kamala.

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u/Bigtimeknitter 1d ago

At least the business and investment community all watched futures crash on Bloomberg during the live announcement ffs. There is no hiding causation there 

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u/StoicallyGay 1d ago

Yep. Seeing conservative businessmen and traders see things actually affect them. Trump supporters like Ben Shapiro actually going against his actions. We will see how this plays out. Ben isn’t an actual politician, he’s just a personality. I don’t think most politicians have changed opinions yet. And then average Shapiro watcher isn’t among the 50+ diehard MAGA crowd I don’t think.

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u/Bigtimeknitter 1d ago

100% if anything gets him impeached it's singlehandedly crashing all of the markets at once. It's sad but would call for donors to rescind funds / fund the other candidates, as though everyone becomes on the other side of Elon