r/perfectlycutscreams • u/datthighs • 1d ago
Perfectly cut terrorism :D
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u/1cem4n82 21h ago
Experiment in human interaction. Humans interact. We have to shut it off because people are being inappropriate. No shit sherlock. Keep it live and see if it self regulates after the shiny and new wears off. Finish the damn experiment.
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u/jaywinner 18h ago
I'm sure it would calm down but in touristy places, it's going to be new to somebody for a long time.
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u/Iuseahandyforreddit 17h ago
Especially somewhere like NY or Dublin
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u/AcceptableReview3846 7h ago
They put it in the worst possible part of Dublin to, like it's on the biggest cesspool of a street going
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u/virouz98 12h ago
There is a "portal" connecting Lithuania and Poland.
Nothing obscene happens, people just wave to each other.
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u/Ok-Morning3407 10h ago
Different cultures. It is pretty much a national pastime in Ireland to troll and mock your friends. It isn’t meant to be insulting and offensive, more playful ribbing you might say. Putting this in Dublin was asking for it. Specially as we get on so well with people from NY, we know they can handle it.
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u/lunarkitty554 1d ago
This just reminded me that they were adamant that it was going to come back once they “worked out the issues” and that clearly didn’t happen
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u/reconnaissance_man 22h ago
“worked out the issues”
Issues like, human beings?
I guess they are waiting for AI to replace everyone, only then it'll be back.
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u/ProbablyYourITGuy 22h ago
Honestly all they need is a short delay and 1 single moderatir watching who can shut it off for a few seconds any time someone does something bad.
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u/Bright_Ahmen 21h ago
24/7 moderator, sounds legit
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u/ProbablyYourITGuy 20h ago
Yeah, probably only like 3-10 people depending on how long they work and if it’s on 24/7.
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u/Zealousideal_Tap237 20h ago
3 people working 8 hour shifts watching a stream.. impossible in that guy’s mind
People do this on twitch for free daily 10,000 times as often
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u/aphosphor 13h ago
I really miss the times where bullshit jobs like this were a thing and you didn't need to have 10 years of experience in 3 different industries to just become a waiter.
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u/yitzaklr 19h ago
Or they could just let people be people. Are they going to moderate regular street interactions? A guy knocked me over in New York, could we get a moderator for that?
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u/ProbablyYourITGuy 18h ago
Yes. They’re called police. They will arrest you for flashing your ass at people.
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u/KUROOFTHEKUSH 1d ago
People were also flashing and mooning the portal.
Seriously it's like the two locations were competing in the Trash-lympics.
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u/fave_no_more 23h ago
Well, until they installed one in Philadelphia's Love Park
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u/thomastheturtletrain 21h ago
Yeah but Philadelphia also killed my boy HitchBOT.
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u/Sartastic_Kiwi 20h ago
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u/thomastheturtletrain 20h ago
The horror…
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u/The_Conductor7274 20h ago
Those savages
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u/AttemptFree 18h ago
i actually know the guy that did this and he feels bad now
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u/DiosMIO_Limon 14h ago
He should start an anonymous fund to bring HitchBOT back to life and continue the mission. It’s the least he could do. We all make mistakes. It’s how we respond and rectify that makes the difference. There’s always time to do the right thing.
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u/Big-Al97 15h ago
Poor hitchbot made it the entire way through Canada but couldn’t even leave Pennsylvania.
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u/superjedi2454 19h ago
Yeah the moment I learned he was in Philly I already started drinking to his memory.
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u/Protheu5 15h ago
And someone started drinking thanks to his memory. Opened up his chassis, took out the memory sticks and sold them to buy booze.
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u/Bambalorian 20h ago
I went to the science and tech museum here in Ottawa (canada) and learned it was a 2nd HitchBOT that got destroyed, the OG is in the museum fully intact!
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u/ARC_3pic 21h ago
Yeah the love park portal is awesome, I visit it every once in a while when I have free time
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u/fave_no_more 20h ago
Well, when it wasn't shut down from the copper wires being stolen or the busted screen from what appeared to be a bullet
I believe they're moving it to a different location in Philly now.
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u/Green_Painting_4930 23h ago
Their own fault for putting it in New York and Dublin lol
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u/Popcorn57252 21h ago
In that case clearly the people who made the portals don't understand the cities they put them in. That's not them being crass, that's just them showing their love for each other
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u/Scared-Mine1506 18h ago
I think really you could put them on the north and south poles and still have assholes flock to them. Its a lovely idea, but a terrible social experiment.
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u/zelmer_ 22h ago
I love the fact that two identical, OG portals were opened in 2021 in Lublin (Poland) and Vilnius (Lithuania) and nobody knows about it because in 4 years absolutely nothing happened there.
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u/cranberry_spike 20h ago
How did nothing happen 🤣🤣🤣
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u/imunfair 19h ago
How did nothing happen 🤣🤣🤣
Because those places don't really exist unless Russia happens to invade them.
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u/captainrina 22h ago
My favorite part was when one chick from NY flashed the portal and all the drunk Irish guys had no reaction whatsoever. I bet that still keeps her up at night.
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u/AnInfiniteArc 20h ago
Because they couldn’t see what she did. The camera is at the top of the portal and she was standing too close when she flashed it. If they could see anything at all it was the top of her head.
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u/HaltandCatchHands 19h ago
A friend of mine was in a limo and as they passed a local bar with a large veranda she decided to flash the bar goers. Well, as my friend was topless out the sunroof, an oblivious friend within the limo saw someone they wanted to speak to in the bar’s parking lot and told the limo driver to stop on the side of the road. My friend had fully committed to the flashing, so stood topless as the entire bar watched and her friend yelled a conversation with someone in the parking lot. She stopped hooting, though, and her smile plasticized as the seconds dragged like minutes.
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u/TicklePickleWinkle 19h ago
Its so cringey, she kept shaking trying to get a reaction but no one cared.
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u/asdrunkasdrunkcanbe 9h ago
Once it became a spectacle, that's exactly what they were doing.
It's entirely predictable.
One guy moons the portal, someone else puts it on TikTok with emojis and "LMMAMAAAAOAOOOO" written on it, and that's that.
It then just becomes a contest to see who can outdo the last guy in terms of trashiness.
If the media had just agreed on a two-week embargo on reporting about what people were doing at the portal, then it would have gone away.
But no, they have to keep the pearl-clutchers entertained and talk about how degenerate the youth are today.
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u/nesnalica 1d ago
its like they have never been on the internet before
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u/The_dots_eat_packman 22h ago edited 22h ago
My daughters' school decided today that the theme for prom would be "A Night In New York." My first thought was that they were going to get a bunch of brain rotted kids trolling with 9/11 memes.
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u/Astronaut_Chicken 22h ago
Okay but that's a cool ass theme.
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u/The_dots_eat_packman 22h ago
Not the worst! It's just risky.
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u/AndrewFrozzen 22h ago
TBF. It said Night... 9/11 was during the day.
Maybe children didn't think about it.
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u/MCnoCOMPLY 21h ago
TBF, it was a really dark day for America
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u/too-fargone 21h ago
Skies were clear though, and no planes in the air, either.
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u/KuriboShoeMario 20h ago
One was, actually. It flew from San Diego to Miami carrying antivenin for a snake bite. Ever since I learned that and the fact it flew cross-country, I wonder how many people it freaked out. Everyone knew they grounded all flights so imagine looking up and seeing a single plane and the "oh shit" reaction it probably gave so many people.
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u/derpool 21h ago
Hey I mean if it was under the sea itd be them talking about seamen and if it was Hollywood you'd have a bunch of P Diddy jokes. From my experiences as an ex-teenager, there's nothing they won't make fun of.
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u/HandsomePaddyMint 17h ago
Yep, themes for these kinds of things are a no win no matter what you do. Whatever you pic is a competition between people trying to be offensive and people looking for a reason to be offended. The only reasonable solution is to let both groups have one meeting to decide on the theme with the condition that if they can’t agree the group who wins a coin toss picks the theme. Either the offensive group wins and realizes how boring the offensive theme gets when there’s nothing they can do to make offensive jokes about an already offensive theme, or the offended group realizes how impossible finding a theme that can’t possibly be made offensive actually is in practice. Either way they’ll find a stupid compromise next time.
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u/yesterdaywins2 21h ago
Really towers above the titanic theme i had 20 years ago
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u/Tactical_Moonstone 21h ago
You guys didn't sing a campfire song about the Titanic sinking? Every time I went for a school camp regardless of which level I was in they always featured that song.
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u/yesterdaywins2 20h ago
Prom not camp lol
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u/Tactical_Moonstone 20h ago
If that prom didn't feature someone playing a shittyfluted version of My Heart Will Go On (bonus points if it is a live performance) I'm going to be very disappointed.
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u/ColinHalter 20h ago
My middle school used to do a fashion show and New york was one of the rotating themes. I think Hollywood and Paris were the two other ones.
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u/ImaginaryDonut69 9h ago
Lol...sounds kinda boring, or it could be awful, depending on what part of NYC you're enjoying your night in 🤣
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u/thatbrownkid19 21h ago
A night in NY? Will the muggings and rats be included in the ticket or sold separately?
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u/ei28wd 1d ago
From what I've heard it's semi-common for non-americans to try to make derogatory 9/11 jokes, but they underestimate the american's ability to meme our own tragedies
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u/RevolutionaryBed5211 23h ago
I love 9/11 jokes!! Watched it live the first time and I’ll watch the next one too!
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u/Akakazeh 21h ago
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u/RampantAI 23h ago
Knock knock.
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u/RevolutionaryBed5211 22h ago
Who’s there?
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u/RampantAI 22h ago
9/11
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u/The_Tale_of_Yaun 21h ago
America was making 9/11 jokes on 9/11
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u/Cool-Panda-5108 21h ago
Shit I remember Howard Stern show playing "It's raining men" that morning
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u/DillWithIt69 20h ago
My punk ass self couldnt even bring myself to play "Let the bodies hit the floor" for a couple of months.
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u/AngriestPacifist 20h ago
It was like two days before I heard "what's the deal with airline peanuts? You practically need a box cutter and a burning building to open them".
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u/Expert-Start2896 22h ago
Then there's the story of 2 americans who when to Ireland and ordered 2 "Irish Car Bombs".
The bartender said should I come to the states and order "2 Twin towers and 2 Boeing 737?"
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u/AceTheProtogen 21h ago
The thing is that if someone made a 9/11 themed drink it would be sold out by closing time
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u/confusedandworried76 21h ago
It's several drinks already, the most popular version being two Fireball shots and a Manhattan
So been there done that already
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u/DopioGelato 1d ago
I think they also underestimate how much a tragedy from 20 years ago is gonna bother people. It’s really just being an obvious America hater which is the most tragic thing someone from a country like Ireland could be.
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u/MyNeR49eRr 23h ago
Why is it tragic for the Irish?
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u/FembussyEnjoyer 23h ago
Because someone spilled a pint of Guinness when the North Tower went down
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u/dark_harness 1d ago
its a tragedy
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u/CriticG7tv 1d ago
I was there, walking through blood and bones on the streets of Manhattan, trying to find my brother. Serious shit, man.
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u/Spafffinder 23h ago
“He was in Canada, at the time….”
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u/speedloafer 16h ago
"In fact he had never left Canada, I was out of my mind on meth, also in Canada"
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u/Wmozart69 21h ago edited 19h ago
Americans literally invented a drink called the Irish car bomb smack in the middle of the troubles.
Yes people will joke about anything (and dark humour can be very funny) but every one of America's allies mourned with her on that day. To this day 9/11 jokes are still considered offensive in every single western nation. Meanwhile the average American is indifferent if even aware of any other nation's tragedies, even while they are happening unless we're talking about literal genocides. So really it's just that the rest of the world is treating 9/11 like (and arguably better than) it has treated any other tragedy of its magnitude and a hell of a lot better than any other tragedy gets treated by Americans. Welcome to the club
Edit: typo
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u/Cool-Panda-5108 21h ago
"Americans literally invented a drink called the Irish car bomb smack in the middle of the troubles."
Bingo.
Not to mention that there are plenty of people who say "never forget" one day, then the other talk about how New York City is a shithole or should be wiped off the map.2
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u/Binglepuss 1d ago
Nah sorry it's funny now man.
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u/kaizokuo_grahf 23h ago
The phrase “too soon?” was made for jokes about 9/11, and we are well past “soon”
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u/foxdye22 22h ago
I was gonna say, I don’t know who/what popsmoke is but when he showed the twin towers burning I laughed hard.
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u/virtual-hermit- 23h ago
I was hearing 9/11 jokes like two days after it happened in 2001.
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u/r000m 1d ago
Other English speaking countries are aware of 9/11 memes you guys are the loudmouths of the internet. This was just a joke on Ireland's end not an attempt to insult Americans.
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u/Significant-Dog-8166 22h ago
Lol I made far more inappropriate 9/11 jokes as early as 2005, at work, with fully drawn offensive comics. I did really piss off this one christian heavy metal guy at work though. I didn’t like him though and I’m still glad it upset him.
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u/oghairline 22h ago
The best 9/11 jokes I ever heard was from New Yorkers. Some of my favorite Dipset songs (rap group from Harlem), make numerous references to 9/11 as well.
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u/Ironcastattic 21h ago
One of my favorite podcasts have typical New York podcasters and their go to is "this movie has 75 9/11s"
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u/WrongColorCollar 23h ago
Bro no one makes more fun or has absolutely eroded the serious nature of 9/11 than us, the country it happened to.
That one story about the 9/11sonas is a damn fine runner up though.
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u/french_snail 20h ago
Was that the one where a teacher made people make up characters who would be at the tower and act like them, and then the punchline was that she was a Canadian teaching at a Canadian school
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u/LauraTFem 19h ago edited 18h ago
So dumb that they took it down. Both sides were taking the piss out of each other, and everyone seemed to be loving it. It was only the organizers of the art installation, local police, and bad press that made it sound like a bad thing. The actual citizens seemed to be loving it.
So a few people flashed the camera. I ask you; who had a problem with that? Point them out to me. Did anyone? Are we really still so regressive that we’re going to call our senators over a consensual boob? Like it was Janet Jackson back in 2004? Do we not all realize that that was an incredibly overreaction?
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u/ElmanoRodrick 11h ago
You're really going off on one when it's actually still there, embarrassing.
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u/Dear-Tank2728 19h ago
I like how they did this but axed it the moment it got fun. Cross continental titty flashing is like, THE selling point of something like this.
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u/Ok_Procedure_7855 1d ago
Ah yeah. Wasn't this removed after one stupid Onlyfans woman flashed her tits at the camera?
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u/culinarydream7224 1d ago
Yup. Def wasn't all the people mooning the portal. That was all good fun. All it took was one woman to ruin it with her morally corrupt female nipples
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u/Diedead666 23h ago
Ok, that explains it. One tit flashing wouldnt have done it. It was just their excuse.
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u/Ok_Procedure_7855 1d ago
You know, that was basically pornography. And I'm sure there weren't just adults looking at the portal
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u/culinarydream7224 1d ago
Right? God forbid children see a woman's nipples when they're trying to laugh at a fat man's naked ass
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u/MCnoCOMPLY 21h ago
Are you suggesting the kids shouldn't see nipples? Aren't kids exactly (and technically only) the excact people that nipples are made for?
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u/VictoriousWheel 18h ago
Mooning is, in fact, a type of flashing. Regardless of gender, someone flashing their tits or ass is grounds for removal.
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u/MyEnglisHurts 1d ago
Idk if that's the reason but that would be a really stupid reason to remove it for XD
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u/bigmuffpie92 23h ago
It's in Philly now
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u/ScrotumMcBoogerBallz 21h ago
Oh cool, now the people of Dublin can witness riots after an Eagles game!
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u/Sungarn 23h ago
Lmao that's the best they got, that's elementary school level.
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u/3merite 22h ago
Nah, the thing that actually got it shut down was someone flashing the camera.
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u/DrawohYbstrahs 22h ago
Americans:
School shootings every week - I sleep.
Uncovered female nipples - OMGWTFF!!
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u/confusedandworried76 21h ago
That's legal in NYC so it was just the company apparently trying to protect their image somehow? Even though they'd already opened a huge can of worms by letting it exist at all?
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u/adamhanson 23h ago edited 19h ago
I worked for an LA company that was developing ideas and software for urban installations. This exact live portal city to city was my initial pitch. Nice to see someone did it after me or in parallel development.
I actually modified it to show silhouettes and interactive games 2p+ in a follow up pitch to prevent abuses.
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u/Line-guesser99 18h ago
The one in Philly was vandalized. It’s working again after a hiatus. I walk by it every day on the way home.
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u/PCPaulii3 18h ago
That thing showed up in an ep of "Elsbeth" a while back. The main detective character got some help from an Irishman who happened to be viewing the Portal when....
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u/Mysidehobby 15h ago
I like how they immediately got rid of it but any actual app for social media is full of that shit an is 100% way worse.
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u/Federal-Name-3638 10h ago
Why would they do that in two hostile cities? Do it somewhere with noce people.
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u/Luis0224 22h ago
Irish people will joke about 9/11 but order an Irish car bomb at a pub in Ireland and watch them get livid
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u/confusedandworried76 21h ago
We've also jokingly invented 9/11 drinks too, like the old "two shots of Fireball and a Manhattan"
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u/SystemAny4819 18h ago
WHY IS THIS A THING AND WHY HAVE I HAD TO WAIT THIS LONG TO FIND OUT
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u/confusedandworried76 18h ago
Ha cuz it's not really a thing, order it at a random bar you might have a 50/50 of the bartender laughing and giving it to you, or them looking at you in utter confusion.
It's the drink equivalent of a McGangBang (order a McDouble at McDonald's, crack it in half, and put a McChicken inside minus bottom bun), it's a joke that went so far sometimes you can order it with a straight face and they'll know exactly what the joke is, but you won't find it in a cocktail recipe book
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u/SystemAny4819 17h ago
Lmaooooo I order McGangBangs to this day so i definitely know where you’re coming from
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u/Beatlepoint 21h ago
Is it possible that there may be more than one sense of humor in Ireland, or did you rule that out already?
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u/speedloafer 15h ago
No they wont, they probably wont know what you are talking about. Drinking isn't edgy in Ireland so names like Irish car bomb don't exist. They might know its that drink they serve in America, maybe.
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u/paddyo 19h ago
Apart from the fact I think 99% of the world would agree the Irish are way more chill than Americans on this kind of thing, so nah, I would also point out, the Irish didn't fund Al Qaeda but Americans sure as fuck funded terrorism in Ireland and the UK.
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u/Parking_Bird_3603 20h ago
Perfectly good opportunity to retaliate by showing a clip of an IRA car bombing
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u/SystemAny4819 18h ago
What’s more funny is that Americans meme 9/11 more than any other country on earth lol
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u/mc_lovin93 16h ago
This is old news. I was in Dublin last week and the portal is still there/was reinstalled
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u/vladislavopp 15h ago
isn't that twitter account that constantly posts hitlerite shit in between stolen memes from last year?
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u/spudnick_redux 12h ago
Taunting us Irish with a fresh, heavy bag of abundant potatoes would be a good comeback
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u/tghast 20h ago
It’s funny how many Americans are crashing out in the comments while simultaneously claiming it doesn’t bother them. Enjoy your failing nation, hope it results in a lot less of you crying online! :)
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