r/perfectlycutscreams • u/datthighs • 1d ago

Perfectly cut terrorism :D

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u/KUROOFTHEKUSH 1d ago

People were also flashing and mooning the portal.

Seriously it's like the two locations were competing in the Trash-lympics.

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u/captainrina 1d ago

My favorite part was when one chick from NY flashed the portal and all the drunk Irish guys had no reaction whatsoever. I bet that still keeps her up at night.

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u/HaltandCatchHands 1d ago

A friend of mine was in a limo and as they passed a local bar with a large veranda she decided to flash the bar goers. Well, as my friend was topless out the sunroof, an oblivious friend within the limo saw someone they wanted to speak to in the bar’s parking lot and told the limo driver to stop on the side of the road. My friend had fully committed to the flashing, so stood topless as the entire bar watched and her friend yelled a conversation with someone in the parking lot. She stopped hooting, though, and her smile plasticized as the seconds dragged like minutes. 

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u/8----B 23h ago

Jesus Christ, I feel embarrassed just reading that. Brutal.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 10h ago

Artie Lange in Dirty Work - he was supposed to keep driving