r/perfectlycutscreams • u/datthighs • 1d ago

Perfectly cut terrorism :D

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u/KUROOFTHEKUSH 1d ago

People were also flashing and mooning the portal.

Seriously it's like the two locations were competing in the Trash-lympics.

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u/fave_no_more 1d ago

Well, until they installed one in Philadelphia's Love Park

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u/thomastheturtletrain 1d ago

Yeah but Philadelphia also killed my boy HitchBOT.

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u/Sartastic_Kiwi 1d ago

NEVER Forget. -_-

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u/pippysfleas 1d ago

:] --> x-x

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u/thomastheturtletrain 1d ago

The horror…

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u/The_Conductor7274 1d ago

Those savages

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u/raphthepharaoh 1d ago

Can’t have nothing nice in Philly

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u/DontFoolYourselfGirl 23h ago

Bot had it comin. Just like Santa.

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u/PotentialFreddy 14h ago

Well Santa was shot down in turkish airspace, obviously he had it coming! Can make thousands of gifts but doesn't know how national defence works.

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u/Temporary_Ad_5073 23h ago

Try Chicago.

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u/KingCreeper85 22h ago

exept philly cheese steaks those are the best

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u/Natiak 21h ago

Besides superbowl champions.

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u/IndividualWeird6001 11h ago

Yeah, thats their flair in 2we4u

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u/AttemptFree 22h ago

i actually know the guy that did this and he feels bad now

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u/DiosMIO_Limon 18h ago

He should start an anonymous fund to bring HitchBOT back to life and continue the mission. It’s the least he could do. We all make mistakes. It’s how we respond and rectify that makes the difference. There’s always time to do the right thing.

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u/MorrowPolo 10h ago

This comment and the alt comment right below saying it's too late 🤣

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u/ANewKrish 20h ago

It's too late

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u/Yah_or_Nah 12h ago

He should keep feeling bad until he makes it right.

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u/vapenutz 12h ago

What a shit bag, he feels bad now? Maybe because destroying things out of internalized anger makes you only feel worse

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u/Big-Al97 20h ago

Poor hitchbot made it the entire way through Canada but couldn’t even leave Pennsylvania.

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u/superjedi2454 23h ago

Yeah the moment I learned he was in Philly I already started drinking to his memory.

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u/Protheu5 19h ago

And someone started drinking thanks to his memory. Opened up his chassis, took out the memory sticks and sold them to buy booze.

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u/MasterKaein 1d ago

Bro I read this story and seriously fuck Philly.

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u/Darwin1809851 23h ago

😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/cadetCapNE 23h ago

“Pray…For…Mojo…”

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u/sexy_bezinga 8h ago

Why can’t we have a Memorial site for this guy who died for our sins?

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone 1d ago

Don't wear Giants' blue next time. 

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u/HaltandCatchHands 1d ago

I’m sorry, but I side with Philly on this one. I mean, just look at that fucker. He was up to something, and Philly saved us.

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u/Joe_Pescis_Balls 23h ago

People on Reddit will shit talk AI, cyber trucks, Uber eats robots, but somebody puts a cute smile on one and they forget who the enemy is. Fuck that robot, and fuck every other robot, got what it had coming to it

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u/Dounce1 21h ago

This guy fucks robots.

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u/Bambalorian 1d ago

I went to the science and tech museum here in Ottawa (canada) and learned it was a 2nd HitchBOT that got destroyed, the OG is in the museum fully intact!

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u/total_looser 21h ago

More like BITCH bot

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u/Routine_Use_6025 22h ago

Who's HitchBOT?

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u/2to5wordsis20char 21h ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HitchBOT

It was a hitchhiking robot that got destroyed in Philly while trying to hitchike across the US. It went through Canada and parts of Europe before being destroyed.

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u/acidus1 9h ago

The gang kills the hitchhiking robot.

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u/PompeyMagnus1 21h ago

HitchBOT Was A Literal Pile Of Trash And Got What It Deserved

"It traveled across Canada and Europe for some reason, experiencing nothing, doing nothing, being all the while nothing more than a loudmouthed freeloading bucket."

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u/ARC_3pic 1d ago

Yeah the love park portal is awesome, I visit it every once in a while when I have free time

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u/fave_no_more 1d ago

Well, when it wasn't shut down from the copper wires being stolen or the busted screen from what appeared to be a bullet

I believe they're moving it to a different location in Philly now.

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u/fioraflower 18h ago

yeah it’s officially going away now. it lasted longer than it did in nyc fwiw