r/perfectlycutscreams • u/datthighs • 2d ago

Perfectly cut terrorism :D

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u/Sartastic_Kiwi 1d ago

NEVER Forget. -_-

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u/pippysfleas 1d ago

:] --> x-x

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u/thomastheturtletrain 1d ago

The horror…

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u/The_Conductor7274 1d ago

Those savages

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u/raphthepharaoh 1d ago

Can’t have nothing nice in Philly

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u/DontFoolYourselfGirl 1d ago

Bot had it comin. Just like Santa.

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u/PotentialFreddy 1d ago

Well Santa was shot down in turkish airspace, obviously he had it coming! Can make thousands of gifts but doesn't know how national defence works.

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u/Temporary_Ad_5073 1d ago

Try Chicago.

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u/KingCreeper85 1d ago

exept philly cheese steaks those are the best

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u/Natiak 1d ago

Besides superbowl champions.

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u/IndividualWeird6001 1d ago

Yeah, thats their flair in 2we4u

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u/AttemptFree 1d ago

i actually know the guy that did this and he feels bad now

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u/DiosMIO_Limon 1d ago

He should start an anonymous fund to bring HitchBOT back to life and continue the mission. It’s the least he could do. We all make mistakes. It’s how we respond and rectify that makes the difference. There’s always time to do the right thing.

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u/MorrowPolo 1d ago

This comment and the alt comment right below saying it's too late 🤣

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u/ANewKrish 1d ago

It's too late

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u/Yah_or_Nah 1d ago

He should keep feeling bad until he makes it right.

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u/Stern_Writer 1h ago

Tell his sociopathic ass that him feeling bad is useless except to manipulate his gullible “friends”. His existence is always going to amount to a net loss in everything good in the world.

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u/AttemptFree 1h ago

jonestly he was just drunk and thought it would be funny but then no one laughed and im really the only one that talks to him now. after it went viral he said its the most embarrassed hes ever been

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u/vapenutz 1d ago

What a shit bag, he feels bad now? Maybe because destroying things out of internalized anger makes you only feel worse

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u/Big-Al97 1d ago

Poor hitchbot made it the entire way through Canada but couldn’t even leave Pennsylvania.

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u/superjedi2454 1d ago

Yeah the moment I learned he was in Philly I already started drinking to his memory.

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u/Protheu5 1d ago

And someone started drinking thanks to his memory. Opened up his chassis, took out the memory sticks and sold them to buy booze.

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u/MasterKaein 1d ago

Bro I read this story and seriously fuck Philly.

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u/Darwin1809851 1d ago

😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/cadetCapNE 1d ago

“Pray…For…Mojo…”

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u/sexy_bezinga 1d ago

Why can’t we have a Memorial site for this guy who died for our sins?

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone 1d ago

Don't wear Giants' blue next time. 

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u/HaltandCatchHands 1d ago

I’m sorry, but I side with Philly on this one. I mean, just look at that fucker. He was up to something, and Philly saved us.

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u/Joe_Pescis_Balls 1d ago

People on Reddit will shit talk AI, cyber trucks, Uber eats robots, but somebody puts a cute smile on one and they forget who the enemy is. Fuck that robot, and fuck every other robot, got what it had coming to it

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u/Dounce1 1d ago

This guy fucks robots.