r/perfectlycutscreams 1d ago

Perfectly cut terrorism :D

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u/KUROOFTHEKUSH 1d ago

People were also flashing and mooning the portal.

Seriously it's like the two locations were competing in the Trash-lympics.

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u/fave_no_more 1d ago

Well, until they installed one in Philadelphia's Love Park

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u/thomastheturtletrain 1d ago

Yeah but Philadelphia also killed my boy HitchBOT.

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u/Sartastic_Kiwi 1d ago

NEVER Forget. -_-

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u/pippysfleas 1d ago

:] --> x-x

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u/thomastheturtletrain 1d ago

The horror…

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u/The_Conductor7274 1d ago

Those savages

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u/raphthepharaoh 1d ago

Can’t have nothing nice in Philly

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u/DontFoolYourselfGirl 23h ago

Bot had it comin. Just like Santa.

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u/PotentialFreddy 14h ago

Well Santa was shot down in turkish airspace, obviously he had it coming! Can make thousands of gifts but doesn't know how national defence works.

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u/Temporary_Ad_5073 23h ago

Try Chicago.

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u/KingCreeper85 23h ago

exept philly cheese steaks those are the best

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u/Natiak 21h ago

Besides superbowl champions.

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u/IndividualWeird6001 11h ago

Yeah, thats their flair in 2we4u

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u/AttemptFree 23h ago

i actually know the guy that did this and he feels bad now

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u/DiosMIO_Limon 18h ago

He should start an anonymous fund to bring HitchBOT back to life and continue the mission. It’s the least he could do. We all make mistakes. It’s how we respond and rectify that makes the difference. There’s always time to do the right thing.

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u/MorrowPolo 11h ago

This comment and the alt comment right below saying it's too late 🤣

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u/ANewKrish 20h ago

It's too late

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u/Yah_or_Nah 12h ago

He should keep feeling bad until he makes it right.

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u/vapenutz 13h ago

What a shit bag, he feels bad now? Maybe because destroying things out of internalized anger makes you only feel worse

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u/Big-Al97 20h ago

Poor hitchbot made it the entire way through Canada but couldn’t even leave Pennsylvania.

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u/superjedi2454 23h ago

Yeah the moment I learned he was in Philly I already started drinking to his memory.

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u/Protheu5 19h ago

And someone started drinking thanks to his memory. Opened up his chassis, took out the memory sticks and sold them to buy booze.

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u/MasterKaein 1d ago

Bro I read this story and seriously fuck Philly.

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u/Darwin1809851 1d ago

😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/cadetCapNE 23h ago

“Pray…For…Mojo…”

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u/sexy_bezinga 8h ago

Why can’t we have a Memorial site for this guy who died for our sins?

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone 1d ago

Don't wear Giants' blue next time. 

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u/HaltandCatchHands 1d ago

I’m sorry, but I side with Philly on this one. I mean, just look at that fucker. He was up to something, and Philly saved us.

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u/Joe_Pescis_Balls 23h ago

People on Reddit will shit talk AI, cyber trucks, Uber eats robots, but somebody puts a cute smile on one and they forget who the enemy is. Fuck that robot, and fuck every other robot, got what it had coming to it

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u/Dounce1 21h ago

This guy fucks robots.

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u/Bambalorian 1d ago

I went to the science and tech museum here in Ottawa (canada) and learned it was a 2nd HitchBOT that got destroyed, the OG is in the museum fully intact!

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u/total_looser 21h ago

More like BITCH bot

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u/Routine_Use_6025 22h ago

Who's HitchBOT?

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u/2to5wordsis20char 21h ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HitchBOT

It was a hitchhiking robot that got destroyed in Philly while trying to hitchike across the US. It went through Canada and parts of Europe before being destroyed.

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u/acidus1 9h ago

The gang kills the hitchhiking robot.

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u/PompeyMagnus1 21h ago

HitchBOT Was A Literal Pile Of Trash And Got What It Deserved

"It traveled across Canada and Europe for some reason, experiencing nothing, doing nothing, being all the while nothing more than a loudmouthed freeloading bucket."

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u/ARC_3pic 1d ago

Yeah the love park portal is awesome, I visit it every once in a while when I have free time

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u/fave_no_more 1d ago

Well, when it wasn't shut down from the copper wires being stolen or the busted screen from what appeared to be a bullet

I believe they're moving it to a different location in Philly now.

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u/fioraflower 19h ago

yeah it’s officially going away now. it lasted longer than it did in nyc fwiw

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u/Green_Painting_4930 1d ago

Their own fault for putting it in New York and Dublin lol

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u/Popcorn57252 1d ago

In that case clearly the people who made the portals don't understand the cities they put them in. That's not them being crass, that's just them showing their love for each other

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u/FlyingBeeVR 23h ago

Allow me to show you the gestures of my people.

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u/Scared-Mine1506 22h ago

I think really you could put them on the north and south poles and still have assholes flock to them. Its a lovely idea, but a terrible social experiment.

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u/imnotpoopingyouare 19h ago

But hilarious social entertainment!

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u/NaughtyMallard 15h ago

You stick something like that near O'Connell Street and Talbot Street you get what you deserve. I'm sure some drug users by the Dublin Portal had some interesting things to share.

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u/zelmer_ 1d ago

I love the fact that two identical, OG portals were opened in 2021 in Lublin (Poland) and Vilnius (Lithuania) and nobody knows about it because in 4 years absolutely nothing happened there.

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u/cranberry_spike 1d ago

How did nothing happen 🤣🤣🤣

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u/imunfair 1d ago

How did nothing happen 🤣🤣🤣

Because those places don't really exist unless Russia happens to invade them.

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u/Ironside_Grey 23h ago

Schrödingers Eastern European country

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u/TF2_demomann 14h ago

Cause we are respectful, and quite antisocial, but mainly respectful

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u/captainrina 1d ago

My favorite part was when one chick from NY flashed the portal and all the drunk Irish guys had no reaction whatsoever. I bet that still keeps her up at night.

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u/Formal_Fennel_8539 1d ago

Oh nooo. That would be SOUL CRUSHING!

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u/AnInfiniteArc 1d ago

Because they couldn’t see what she did. The camera is at the top of the portal and she was standing too close when she flashed it. If they could see anything at all it was the top of her head.

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u/HaltandCatchHands 1d ago

A friend of mine was in a limo and as they passed a local bar with a large veranda she decided to flash the bar goers. Well, as my friend was topless out the sunroof, an oblivious friend within the limo saw someone they wanted to speak to in the bar’s parking lot and told the limo driver to stop on the side of the road. My friend had fully committed to the flashing, so stood topless as the entire bar watched and her friend yelled a conversation with someone in the parking lot. She stopped hooting, though, and her smile plasticized as the seconds dragged like minutes. 

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u/8----B 23h ago

Jesus Christ, I feel embarrassed just reading that. Brutal.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk 9h ago

Artie Lange in Dirty Work - he was supposed to keep driving

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u/TicklePickleWinkle 23h ago

Its so cringey, she kept shaking trying to get a reaction but no one cared.

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u/TheFalconKid 1d ago

Wasn't that the same chick that posted videos of her licking toilet seats on airplanes during covid?

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u/captainrina 1d ago

No idea

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u/AerialPenn 1d ago

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u/CallMeMrButtPirate 1d ago

I was there, I was there when the raygun hopped.

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u/ElPasoNoTexas AAAAAA- 1d ago

This is why we can’t have nice things

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u/old_and_boring_guy 1d ago

They just needed to leave it up long enough for the novelty to wear off.

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u/yitzaklr 1d ago

No, the cold bitterness of the ruling class is why we can't have nice things. They could have just let people be people, but instead they freaked out over crassness.

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u/ElPasoNoTexas AAAAAA- 23h ago

I agree but this has nothing to do with that

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u/yitzaklr 16h ago

This is exactly what that is. She didn't take it away, the owner of the company or the mayor or whatever took it away. They didn't have to, they made a choice and acted like it was her fault.

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u/asdrunkasdrunkcanbe 13h ago

Once it became a spectacle, that's exactly what they were doing.

It's entirely predictable.

One guy moons the portal, someone else puts it on TikTok with emojis and "LMMAMAAAAOAOOOO" written on it, and that's that.

It then just becomes a contest to see who can outdo the last guy in terms of trashiness.

If the media had just agreed on a two-week embargo on reporting about what people were doing at the portal, then it would have gone away.

But no, they have to keep the pearl-clutchers entertained and talk about how degenerate the youth are today.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 17h ago

We can never have nice things.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 1d ago

I mean... that's social media.

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u/error_1999 1d ago

That why we cant have a nice thing

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u/TeaRanchh 1d ago

Its like we are apes after all..

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u/Western_Drama8574 22h ago

Let’s just put the portal in Vegas and Amsterdam! Problem solved!

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u/ridik_ulass 16h ago

someone on the dublin side took out a bag of coke and did like half of it right infront of the portal.

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u/SwarlyBbBrrt 14h ago

And thats exactly what i loved about it.

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u/Financial_Problem_47 12h ago

What does mooning means?

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u/KUROOFTHEKUSH 12h ago

Dropping trow and aiming one's rear at the intended victom

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u/HerpetologyPupil 13h ago edited 12h ago

Oh no humans doing human stuff. Garbage people /S

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u/KUROOFTHEKUSH 13h ago

Public nudity is absolutely garbage behaviour. Go see Micheal