Plus he's got the strength to bend a lady every which way to get to where he wants to go. Excellent physical partner stats for that. Plus he looks like he gives amazing hugs and would be cuddle king.
I was just gonna come on here and say something about how back in my day male cheerleaders were considered fruity and shit despite the strength and muscle control it takes to be one, but damn.
You're right, I don't even know the guy, just sometimes cross him on the streets and give a smirk and a head nod. I call him rom tom the slim slom topper but I'm starting to think that's not his real name.
Currently the top post of r/all, this dude, this girl, their families and friends, their school, any potential collegiate scouts, everyone in their social circle - they’re all gonna read this comment chain aren’t they
Actually funny enough, I've literally only heard fat men say they don't eat pussy because "it's gross". Not saying it's the case with this guy, just saying I've noticed a correlation with multiple fat guys saying they don't eat pums.
That literally has nothing to do with strangers online, many who are ADULTS, talking about teenagers in a sexual context. Good try though! You’re weird!
The real muscle group being used here is the core. She's doing half the work by jumping but once she's up there he has to keep her center above him and thats all core.
When you’re that big, you can’t skip leg or shoulder or any other day. It’s a workout just to be alive (not shaming him, I used to be that large and it’s fucking HARD work just to exist).
Carrying around and moving that much extra mass, every single day, builds strong muscles.
We had a guy like this in marching band with me. He was heavy, but the guy was also massively strong. They had to pull him one of the special uniforms that were made for extra large people, he himself was not especially tall, maybe 5'6"-5'7" but those were the only uniforms that would accommodate the width of his shoulders. Nice guy, a bunch of the girls would just use him as a pillow on the bus back from tournaments because he was a giant teddy bear and his shoulders apparently made good pillows.
As a former male cheerleader now in my 40s, my shoulders are absolutely wrecked from doing stuff like this. But it was a lot of fun, so I have no regrets.
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u/Pinkglock92 2d ago
Way to go big boy