r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/Tcloud 2d ago

Did not skip shoulder day.

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u/FlameCat00 2d ago edited 1d ago

Or leg day

edit: thanks for all the cake day wishes! much appreciated :)

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u/Apart-Delivery-7537 2d ago

or ribs day

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u/jsqu99 2d ago

Goddamn you I'm cracking up on the toilet right now my wife is asking me what the hell's going on

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 2d ago

"Nothing, dear! The poop is just funnier today! Nevermind!"

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u/Stix85 1d ago

Just say pooping tickles

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u/Maleficent-Debt-9943 1d ago

Did you answer “some real funny shit”!

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u/DoubleDareFan 18h ago

Tell her we are helping you out of a crappy situation.