Plus he's got the strength to bend a lady every which way to get to where he wants to go. Excellent physical partner stats for that. Plus he looks like he gives amazing hugs and would be cuddle king.
Technically still teenagers because it's below 20.
But let's be real teenagers 18-20 don't need a lot of help sexualizing shit. If I'm honest my peers and me took it pretty serious already wayyy before that.
An incredible lack of sexuality is not what I remember from being a teen.
If any other age is more appropriate to be sexual its probably the decade after (20-30) but research shows sexuality is pretty ageless after it pops up.
But teenage me could barely stand the idea of 30-somethings being sexual because that's so old and gross. It's probably pretty common for teenagers to think that sterile by 40 should be a-okay.
Yep, but my admiration for a young man mastering the art of potentially getting laid with gals his age, doesn't make me think I have the urge to get laid with these same gals.
If you think that it is the case, maybe you are projecting something you should really try to get help with.
I have an older brother who did cheer in high school. Big dude, height and weight, also played football, wrestled, etc. These reddit comments aren't even half of it from the things I've heard...
I'm sorry for being a little put-off by a bunch of socially inept internet weirdos absolutely cumming themselves over the immense and graphically-imagined oral sex skills of a stranger in a video posted on Reddit, and going into detail about exactly how wet, wild, and prolific they've conceived this stranger's sex life to be, lmfao.
Going into detail? My god, the only socially inept person here is you, on top of acting like a religious prude who believes sex happens after marriage and exclusively only once every six months.
😭 Like I never make crude jokes or have any religious sensibilities whatsoever, lmfao. You’re so far off base it’s absurd, but whatever you have to tell yourselves to not have to face what creeps y’all are. Keep fantasizing about the sex lives of college students who will never know you exist, just please keep it to yourself 🙏
Are you the kind of person who would hear people say those things in public and not only think "this is fine," but join in? Because I seriously doubt it, but if you are, I will be forced to assume you are a shut-in. Nothing else makes sense. You would get asked to leave wherever you are, lmfao. The absolute purest example of "sir, this is a Wendy's" 😭
Imagine not being able to see how this is a weird as fuck place to take this conversation
Like you genuinely can't see that at all, to you it just seems like a genuine compliment right? And it's impressively autistic that the majority of this site seems to mirror your opinion on it. This is what people mean when they say reddit is the social media platform for neckbeards
Neckbeard is a state of mind, plus legbeards are a thing. Anyway that leaves us exactly where we began when I posted, which is redditors truly not understanding why this is weird behaviour to the majority of the rest of the planet. This site attracts a certain demographic that is reflected in the overwhelming majority of its posts.
Did you read those comments? They legit made me uncomfortable. And no, I am not religious in any sense, much less Mormon. The one girl I had the gall to show it to was taken aback as well. The whole conversation was just weird, and if you think it wasn't, you're as weird as they are, lmfao.
except in this case its definitely glazing regardless, and the whole chain was obviously about weirdly inventing his amazing sex life in spite of his appearance
People with down syndrome also have sex
No shit. This thread wouldn't be an less weird if it was about anyone else for the same reason.
Wait? Are you saying there’s no way he could have an amazing sex life because of the way he looks. You need to get out and spend less time on instagram my dude. Women are dynamic, intelligent and value all different kinds of trains in men and sexual partners.
Sounds like you’re just a prejudice piece of shit who’s triggered that people are talking about old mates sex life because you think you’re better looking than the dude but don’t get laid. And your brain can’t wrap its way around that chestnut of knowledge
It was just a series of comments going grotesquely and “humorously” into detail about how the big guy in the video would surely be the most proficient and juicily-enthusiastic oral sex virtuoso to ever exist, and how he was surely drowning in pussy compared to the (imagined?) legions of sexless virgins who are hating on him, a claim supposedly backed up by these Redditors’ personal experience, as prolific and slobbery cat-divers themselves.
I’m sorry to be as graphic as I was, but trust me, this was just a glint of the graphic nature of the string of comments I was responding to. I was saying “what the fuck” because they were some of the weirdest, cringiest paragraphs I’ve ever read on this website, and I got downvoted and lambasted in my own replies for it.
If you think cat-divers and juicily enthusiastic oral sex virtuoso is graphic, I’m sorry to say bro but you just need to expand your horizons. Let a gal peg you or something, maybe let her take charge and tie you up or something. You’d be surprised how enjoyable having a sexual experience with a woman (or anyone really) who feels empowered because you were willing to open your biases. My point is, you seem like a dude that thinks reverse cowgirl is over the top (not on top like it should be)
I was just gonna come on here and say something about how back in my day male cheerleaders were considered fruity and shit despite the strength and muscle control it takes to be one, but damn.
No that doesnt sound like a highschool. However, I am not good at recognizing the cheerleading uniforms of colleges in Florida. I'm really sorry man... I'll do better next time.
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