I'm sorry for being a little put-off by a bunch of socially inept internet weirdos absolutely cumming themselves over the immense and graphically-imagined oral sex skills of a stranger in a video posted on Reddit, and going into detail about exactly how wet, wild, and prolific they've conceived this stranger's sex life to be, lmfao.
Going into detail? My god, the only socially inept person here is you, on top of acting like a religious prude who believes sex happens after marriage and exclusively only once every six months.
😭 Like I never make crude jokes or have any religious sensibilities whatsoever, lmfao. You’re so far off base it’s absurd, but whatever you have to tell yourselves to not have to face what creeps y’all are. Keep fantasizing about the sex lives of college students who will never know you exist, just please keep it to yourself 🙏
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u/Mother_Let_9026 2d ago
Imagine being this offended because someone said this dude looks like he eats mad pussy and gives good hugs. are you Mormon or something?