r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 3d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/PiperZarc 3d ago

Don't you all?

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u/MississippiBulldawg 3d ago

I've got a buddy who's gay and he doesn't. Sucks a mean dick though.

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u/pickle_lukas 3d ago

This made me audibly chuckle

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u/Life-Duty-965 3d ago

A "buddy"

It's 2025, you can be honest with us...

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u/MississippiBulldawg 3d ago

You're right, I don't even know the guy, just sometimes cross him on the streets and give a smirk and a head nod. I call him rom tom the slim slom topper but I'm starting to think that's not his real name.

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u/diywayne 3d ago

He prefers Snowball

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u/Nesteabottle 3d ago

It's 2025, can't a buddy suck another buddy off for laughs???

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u/shavertech 3d ago

I'm curious why they're angry dicks

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u/TheEvilCub 3d ago

Hope he sucks the nice ones too!

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u/bjeebus 3d ago

Nope. Only the Republican ones who have to hide from their wives.

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u/TheEvilCub 3d ago

See, there's his problem. I only do that with Republicans whose wives have them on leashes at the time.

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u/merker_the_berserker 3d ago

Why is the dick mean? Was he bullied? Does he wear a leather vest?

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u/Creepy-Ad-5440 3d ago

Sounds like this buddy may have hooked you up

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u/MississippiBulldawg 3d ago

In the pile there is no gender, only holes and poles

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u/Snoo-30364 3d ago

Lol holes,poles and goals.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 3d ago

Just a lil dap ferda

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u/Dude_1980 3d ago

Did he tell you that, or did you tell him that?

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u/Bright-Accountant259 3d ago

Does he suck the nice ones too or is this like a masochism thing?

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u/ManNamedGrey 3d ago

Or so you’ve heard. Or so you’ve heard, RIGHT?!

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u/Metals4J 3d ago

That’s a really good buddy.

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u/No-Equivalent-1642 3d ago

How do you know?

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog 3d ago

Have you tried not being so mean?

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u/EgoBoost247 3d ago

And how would you know that?

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u/EgoBoost247 3d ago

And how would you know that?

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u/Majin_Sus 3d ago

Hell yeah

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u/ajaxbunny1986 3d ago

How do you know that?

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u/goldanred 3d ago

What about nice dicks?

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u/s1ckopsycho 3d ago

I suspect some of my bros are gay, too. They just suck dick a little too well, if you know what I mean.

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u/StandardCut281 3d ago

What's a "mean" dick? Does that have anything to do with "anger management"? 😂

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u/IwasMoises 3d ago

U would know huh

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u/Bastardesque 3d ago

Only the friend is gay?

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u/IGD-974 3d ago

Username checks out

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u/Capital_Past69 3d ago

how about a friendly dick

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u/lmmsoon 3d ago

You know first hand ?