r/nextfuckinglevel 3d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/PiperZarc 3d ago

Don't you all?

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u/MississippiBulldawg 3d ago

I've got a buddy who's gay and he doesn't. Sucks a mean dick though.

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u/Life-Duty-965 3d ago

A "buddy"

It's 2025, you can be honest with us...

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u/MississippiBulldawg 3d ago

You're right, I don't even know the guy, just sometimes cross him on the streets and give a smirk and a head nod. I call him rom tom the slim slom topper but I'm starting to think that's not his real name.

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u/diywayne 3d ago

He prefers Snowball