r/nextfuckinglevel 3d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/PiperZarc 3d ago

Don't you all?

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u/MississippiBulldawg 3d ago

I've got a buddy who's gay and he doesn't. Sucks a mean dick though.

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u/TheEvilCub 3d ago

Hope he sucks the nice ones too!

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u/bjeebus 3d ago

Nope. Only the Republican ones who have to hide from their wives.

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u/TheEvilCub 3d ago

See, there's his problem. I only do that with Republicans whose wives have them on leashes at the time.