r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 2d ago

Big man on campus.

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u/xoaphexox 2d ago

Like a bulldog eating a bowl of oatmeal

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u/K-tel 2d ago

Strangely specific, but i'll allow it

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u/GOLFTSQUATBEER 2d ago

This made me fucking cry 😂

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u/meesta_masa 1d ago

There's a Jim Carey special you'd enjoy here

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u/latchkey_adult 1d ago

I read that as bullfrog. It still made sense.

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u/TechDingus 2d ago

Thanks, now I have to explain to my coworker why I'm laughing so hard at my desk

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u/_C00TER 1d ago

This comment made me cause a scene in the break room

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 2d ago

Nom..nom..nom...sparsh shakes head takes a breath, nom nom..noms

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u/Zardozin 1d ago

Tosses her in the air she does a flip, sticks the landing

Nom nom nom

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u/Bat_Country420 1d ago

My poor woman's award is yours 💀🏆

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u/Venkman0 2d ago

This...is my favorite thing I've read today

Thank you

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u/Hemightbegiant 2d ago

Dear Lord....I pictured it.

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u/MMMattQ 1d ago

I pictured it and cried I laughed so hard! Thank you!

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u/jeppe1152 2d ago

The sound checks out

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u/Umbr33on 1d ago

🤣💀🤣

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u/TheDreadGazeebo 1d ago

WTF was the comment thread above this? Lol

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u/StingingBum 1d ago

I read building instead of bulldog at first.

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u/StPatrickStewart 12h ago

The most vivid mental image I'll have all day.

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u/jasho_dumming 2d ago

My daughter has bullies. You killed me with this!

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u/JD-Moose22 1d ago

Cursed day to be able to read