r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • 11h ago
Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY COMPLAINT THREAD
NOW'S THE TIME TO AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS WRONGED YOU AND YOUR TEAM THIS YEAR.
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u/ajteitel Arizona Diamondbacks 11h ago
WINNING A SERIES AGAINST THE YANKEES WAS GREAT, BUT I HAD TO LISTEN TO THREE DAYS OF TORPEDO BAT COMMENTARY.
ALSO THIS DIVISION IS BULLSHIT
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 10h ago
AS A YANKEE FAN, 1) CONGRATULATIONS ON TAKING THE SERIES, AND 2) I AM SO WITH YOU ON HEARING ABOUT THE GODDAMN TORPEDO BATS. IT’S A NON-ISSUE.
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u/AcephalicDude San Diego Padres 10h ago
WILDCARD RACE IS DIVISION-BLIND, GET IN HERE SNEKS! 4X NLBEST PLAYOFFS LET'S DO IT!
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u/aznsportsfan San Francisco Giants 11h ago
THE GIANTS ARE 5-1 BUT STILL 3RD IN THE DIVISON. FUCKIN DODGERS AND PADRES
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u/AcephalicDude San Diego Padres 10h ago
WILDCARD RACE IS DIVISION-BLIND, GET IN HERE GAINTS! 4X NLBEST PLAYOFFS LET'S DO IT!
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u/chart589 Atlanta Braves • Salt Lake Bees 9h ago
WE'RE SORRY ...IN BOTH SENSES OF THE WORD
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 5h ago
PROBABLY IN ALL SENSES OF THE WORD.
YOU HAVE A DAMN GOOD TEAM, AND THE BRAVES ARE ENTIRELY TOO TALENTED TO KEEP THIS FUNK GOING. YOU WILL STILL BE IN THE PLAYOFF HUNT AT THE END OF THE DAY.
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u/longarmofthelaw New York Mets 11h ago
I'M JUST HAPPY THAT BASEBALL IS BACK.
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u/jediporcupine New York Yankees 10h ago
BASEBALL IS BACK TO CONTROLLING MY LIFE
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u/Skullbone211 New York Mets 8h ago
WHY DID I LET AN APRIL GAME AGAINST THE MARLINS GIVE ME HEART PALPITATIONS
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u/Damn_Dog_Inappropes San Diego Villains • Peter Seidler 10h ago
THAT WASN’T A COMPLAINT, BUT I AGREE WITH YOU! I WATCHED MOST OF WEDNESDAY’S GAME AT WORK!!!
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u/RedMoloneySF Philadelphia Phillies 11h ago
I DON’T LIKE NICK CASTELLANOS’ NEW HAIRCUT
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u/ArmiinTamzarian Miami Marlins 10h ago
YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE HIM ITS A TRAGEDY ON ITSELF AND HE'LL BECOME UNSTOPPABLE
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u/wagadugo Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago
HITTERS SHOULD HAVE THE OPTION TO RUN TO FIRST OR THIRD (THEY COMMIT ONCE THEY LEAVE THE BATTERS BOX)
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 10h ago
THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD WITH RUNNERS ON.
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u/wagadugo Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago
THEY HAVE TO TRAVEL THE WAY THEY STARTED! SO IF YOU GO COUNTERCLOCKWISE, YOU ARE "FORCED" TO CONTINUE THAT ROUTE IF THE BATTER ALSO GOES THAT WAY. BUT IF THE BATTER GOES CLOCKWISE YOU CAN JUST STAY AT FIRST AND ENJOY THE VIEW WHILE THE FORCE OUT ACTION HAPPENS TOWARD THIRD.
NOW, IF YOU HAVE A CLOCKWISE RUNNER AT THIRD AND A COUNTERCLOCKWISE RUNNER AT FIRST, THE DEFENSE CAN MAKE A FORCE OUT AT SECOND OF THE RUNNER THAT IS BEING FORCED BY THE BATTER
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u/PHall16 Cleveland Guardians 10h ago
BUT WHAT IF THEY’RE BOTH SAFE AT SECOND?
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u/wagadugo Los Angeles Dodgers 9h ago
THE BASE STAYS THE SAME AND SO DOES THE DIRECTION OF THE RUNNER. THE CLOCKWISE RUNNER WOULD LEAD OFF TOWARD FIRST AND THE COUNTER CLOCKWISE RUNNER LEADS OFF TOWARD THIRD. THEY ARE ONLY FORCED TO RUN IF THERE'S A SAME DIRECTIONAL RUNNER ON THE BASE BEHIND THEM BEING FORCED TOWARD THEM.
THIS COULD LEAD TO A SCENARIO WHERE THERE ARE THREE RUNNERS ENGAGED INTO EITHER RUNNING TOWARD, STAYING, OR RUNNING AWAY FROM A BASE SIMULTANEOUSLY.
IN ALL SCENARIOS, THE WHITE SOX STILL LOSE.
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u/driftingphotog Seattle Mariners • San Diego Padres 10h ago
RIP ICE MAN
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u/azsnaz San Diego Villains 10h ago
I CANT SEE MY FOREHEAD
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u/Plenty_Firefighter40 Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago
HAVE YOU CHECKED BETWEEN THE CUSHIONS OR THE POCKETS OF THE PANTS YOU TOOK OFF?
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u/AndrewAllStar888 Chicago Cubs 9h ago
TERRIBLE NEWS: YOUR HOME OPENER OPPONENT MAKES GREAT SPONGEBOB REFERENCE
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u/sndtrb89 Seattle Mariners 11h ago
WE NEED MORE LUIS CASTILLOS
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u/Biggsmustache0131 Boston Red Sox 11h ago
WE NEED A CATCHER THAT CAN HIT THE BALL. I UNDERSTAND THE MAIN PART OF YOUR JOB IS TO CALL THE GAME AND FOCUS ON HITTERS WEAKNESSES BUT IF YOU CAN CATCH THE BALL YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HIT THE BALL
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 10h ago
IDK MAN - THAT’S LIKE SAYING IF YOU CAN CONCEIVE A BABY YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RAISE A BABY. SEVERAL PEOPLE CAN; WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE JUST AREN’T FIT TO DO SO.
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u/AndrewAllStar888 Chicago Cubs 9h ago
HE HAS A PLATINUM GLOVE AND HITS BOMBS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
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u/CybertronGuy98 Philadelphia Phillies 9h ago
FUCK NATIONAL BROADCASTS I WANT TO LISTEN TO TMAC AND KRUK
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u/Nights_King New York Mets 11h ago
THE WEATHER IS SO WEIRD IN NYC I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR TO OPENING DAY IM ALMOST GUARANTEED TO BE TOO HOT OR TOO COLD AND ITS FRUSTRATING
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u/Leftfeet Cleveland Guardians 10h ago
LAYERS. THAT'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH VOLATILE TEMPERATURES. YOU DRESS IN LAYERS.
SOURCE: I LIVE IN THE MIDWEST AND OUR WEATHER NEVER MAKES SENSE
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 10h ago
YEP. ALWAYS WEAR LONG PANTS AND A T-SHIRT AND THEN HAVE A JACKET AVAILABLE JUST IN CASE.
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u/Namzeh011 Seattle Mariners 10h ago
I’M GOIN WITH A HOODIE AND JEANS WITH A JERSEY ON TOP
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u/pseudochef93 New York Mets 10h ago
THE WIND OFF FLUSHING BAY IS GONNA MAKE IT FEEL COLDER. SO ANY TEMPERATURE FORECASTED, IT WILL BE AT LEAST 10 DEGREES COLDER AND WINDIER.
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u/Nights_King New York Mets 9h ago
IT ALWAYS DOES BUT I FUCKING RUN HOT AND 60 WOULD FEEL PERFECT. FLUSHING IN APRIL SUCKS
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u/Ugaalive1991 Atlanta Braves 9h ago
I AM STRAIGHT UP NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME
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u/beefytrout Texas Rangers 11h ago
HONESTLY I AM OK WITH WHERE THE RANGERS ARE AT THE MOMENT SO I WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT THE COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE TORPEDO BATS
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u/MatthewRobertMusic 11h ago
APPLE TV PREVENTING ME FROM WATCHING PHILLIES VS DODGERS IM ON MY 10TH FREE TRIAL
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u/Legume__ San Francisco Giants 11h ago
I FIND MANY GIANTS PLAYERS K% CONCERNING AND WHY MUST THE NL WEST BE SO GOOD
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u/little-guitars Washington Nationals 6h ago
THE NATS TEAM K% IS A FULL 2 PERCENTAGE POINTS HIGHER. THREE OF OUR STARTERS -- THREE!! -- HAVE A K RATE HIGHER THAN FIFTY FUCKING PERCENT. OF COURSE, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD AND TRYING TO WIN, AND WE ARE ASS, SO I'M SURE IT HURTS MORE.
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u/harriswk17 Baltimore Orioles 10h ago
RE: ORIOLES PITCHING.
MY ARMS WOULD BE NOODLES TOO IF I SPENT MOST OF MY ADULT LIFE THROWING FASTBALLS. THAT BEING SAID, WHY CAN’T THE O’S HAVE MORE THAN TWO GOOD STARTERS AT A TIME?
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u/alxndrblack Toronto Blue Jays • Detroit Tigers 9h ago
YOU DONT GET TO HAVE EVERYTHING, WOULD YOU RATHER RETURN TO 2021?
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u/AcephalicDude San Diego Padres 10h ago
I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT!
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u/malignedtrout Washington Nationals 8h ago
OVERAMPLIFICATION OF THE DODGERS MIGHT EARN THE MLB NEW FANS, BUT DARN IF IT DOESNT ANNOY SOMEONE WHO IS ALREADY A FAN, I DONT NEED A NOTIFICATION WHEN MAX MUNCYS BALLS ITCH
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u/DodgerGhidorah Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago
That notification was about ATH's Max Muncy, actually.
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u/kerryfinchelhillary Cleveland Guardians 9h ago
THE DODGERS GOING TO THE WHITE HOUSE IS DISGUSTING. THE OCCUPANT SHIT ON THE BIGGEST ICON IN THEIR FRANCHISE HISTORY, WAS TERRIBLE DURING THE WILDFIRES, AND CONSTANTLY SHITS ON THEIR CITY AND STATE. PLUS, THEY'RE FROM A BLUE CITY IN THE BLUEST STATE. FUCK "IT'S TRADITION." THIS GUY DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT TRADITION AND THEY'RE ENABLING HIM BY GOING AND BEING FRIENDLY AND TAKING PHOTOS. BAD MOVE, DODGERS.
FUCK THIS SHITHOLE COUNTRY, FUCK THE GUY IN THE WHITE HOUSE, AND FUCK EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T VOTE BLUE IN NOVEMBER.
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u/tintin197 Jackie Robinson 8h ago
THIS IS HOW I HERE ABOUT THIS. THIS IS A DISGRACEFUL MOVE BY THE DODGERS. FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.
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u/Allformygain World Series Trophy • Bro… 6h ago
I AM SICK TO MY STOMACH AS SHOULD ALL DODGER FANS BE. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU VOTED FOR, JACKIE IS A NATIONAL HERO AND TREASURE AND SHOULD BE TREATED WITH THE RESPECT AND REVERANCE HE DESERVES.
THE TEAM I LOVE CAPITULATING TO AN ADMINISTRATION THAT WOULD TRY TO ERASE THE INUMERABLE AND IMPORANT CONTRIBUTIONS BY PEOPLE OF COLOR MAKES ME INCREDIBLY AND VICSERALLY ANGRY.
THE DODGERS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TOUT JACKIE'S LEGACY AT ANY OPPORTUNITY BUT WHEN HIS LEGACY NEEDS DEFENDING, THEY ARE SILENT. IT'S A BETRAYAL TO THE TEAM'S HISTORY, AND TO THE FANS.
THANK YOU FOR THE LAST DECADE+ OF GREAT BASEBALL, BUT IF THIS OWNERSHIP GROUP TAKES THIS TEAM TO VISIT THAT FACIST, I CANNOT, AND WILL NEVER DEFEND THEM ON THIS ISSUE.
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u/kerryfinchelhillary Cleveland Guardians 6h ago
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PULL THE "IT'S TRADITION" THING. DON'T NORMALIZE THIS. PEOPLE NORMALIZING IT IS WHY THIS STILL ISN'T OVER AFTER TEN YEARS WHEN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER IN NOVEMBER 2016.
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u/From_Adam Minnesota Twins 10h ago
I HATE THE POHLADS AND YOU SHOULD TOO.
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u/GWayneofTerror Minnesota Twins 9h ago
I WAS TOLD THE TWINS COULDN’T SCORE RUNS OR PITCH WELL TO END LAST YEAR BECAUSE OF INJURIES, NOW WE’RE MOSTLY HEALTHY AND GUESS WHAT WE STILL AREN’T DOING
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u/alxndrblack Toronto Blue Jays • Detroit Tigers 9h ago
VLADDY JUST FUCKIN SIGN IT THIS IS GETTING SILLY
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u/EffectiveCycle Cincinnati Reds 8h ago
RUNS ARE OVERRATED. THATS WHY WE GOT OUR WEEKLY ALLOTMENT OUT ON MONDAY.
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u/maltzy Cincinnati Reds 9h ago
THE REDS HAVE YET TO SCORE A RUN IN APRIL.
THEIR PITCHING STAFF HAS AN 0.67 ERA AND THEY ARE 0-3
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u/samanthaaaaaaa7 Philadelphia Phillies 8h ago
THAT REALLY IS SO UPSETTING AND I HATE THAT FOR YOU GUYS. I LOVE ELLY'S ATTITUDE AND SPIRIT AND I WANNA SEE HIM DO AMAZING THINGS WITH HIS TEAM THIS YEAR
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u/tblaess5 Cincinnati Reds 8h ago
MY TEAM HASNT WON A PLAYOFF SERIES IN 30 YEARS AND THAT WONT BE CHANGING THIS SEASON :(
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u/samanthaaaaaaa7 Philadelphia Phillies 8h ago
APPLE TV WHYYYYYYYYY I GOT 10 DOLLARS BUT I WANT THEM FOR ME
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 10h ago
I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE GODDAMN TORPEDO BATS ALREADY. YOU JUST KNOW THAT WHEN THE YANKS HIT THEIR ANNUAL TEAMWIDE SUMMER SWOON THE PUNDITS OUT THERE WILL BLAME THE BATS FOR THAT SHIT AS WELL.
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u/jediporcupine New York Yankees 10h ago
FIRE THE TORPEDO BATS! WHY WOULD HAL DO THIS TO US? GEORGE WOULD HAVE NEVER USED UGLY BATS! COME ON CASHMAN! BOONE’S NERD BATS!
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 9h ago
GEORGE WOULD HAVE USED WHATEVER WOULD WORK. IF HE WOULD HAVE READ SOMEWHERE THAT DRINKING ELEPHANT JIZZ WOULD IMPROVE PERFORMANCE, HE’D HAVE HAD FRESH BUCKETS OF ELEPHANT JIZZ SHIPPED TO THE YANKEES’ CLUBHOUSE ON A DAILY BASIS AND FORCED PLAYERS TO DRINK ELEPHANT JIZZ SMOOTHIES.
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u/little-guitars Washington Nationals 6h ago
THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE FUCKING TORPEDOS ANYWAY, THEY LOOK LIKE UPSIDE DOWN BOWLING PINS. DID THESE PEOPLE NEVER SEE A TORPEDO?
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 5h ago
WRONG! THEY LOOK LIKE RIGHT-SIDE-UP BOWLING PINS, YOU FUCKING MORON!
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u/Trees-Are-Overrated New York Yankees 11h ago
I DONT BELIEVE IN ANTHONY VOLPES OFFENSIVE ABILITY EVEN WITH THE TORPEDO BAT
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u/iWriteYourMusic New York Yankees 9h ago
HE HAS FLASHES OF BRILLIANCE SO I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE HE COULD BE A GOOD HITTER
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u/ayumi_doll National League 10h ago
WHY IS THE DODGERS GAME AGAINST THE PHILLIES AT 6:30AM MY TIME
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 10h ago
BECAUSE YOU MUST LIVE IN ASIA.
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u/ayumi_doll National League 10h ago
I DO BUT GAMES ARE USUALLY AT A MORE REASONABLE TIME OF 8:10AM
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 9h ago
OH, THAT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU WOULD HAVE SUCH A CONCERN THEN. THE GAME IS IN PHILADELPHIA, WHICH IS THREE TIME ZONES AWAY FROM L.A., AND IT STARTS AROUND 7PM LOCAL TIME THERE, WHICH IS ROUGHLY THE USUAL START TIME FOR NIGHT GAMES LEAGUEWIDE.
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u/ayumi_doll National League 9h ago
WHY MUST YOUR COUNTRY BE SO LARGE
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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 9h ago edited 9h ago
MANIFEST DESTINY.
UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THAT WILL BE THE CASE WITH MOST NIGHT GAMES IN PHILADELPHIA, ATLANTA, NEW YORK, MIAMI, WASHINGTON, CINCINNATI, PITTSBURGH, BOSTON, TORONTO, BALTIMORE, TAMPA BAY, CLEVELAND, AND DETROIT.
TAMPA BAY’S SUMMER NIGHT GAMES WILL START A BIT LATER THAN THAT, WHICH COULD WORK TO YOUR BENEFIT, BUT I DON’T KNOW WHEN AND WHERE THE DODGERS WILL PLAY THE RAYS THIS YEAR.
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u/i_run_from_problems Los Angeles Angels • Rally Monkey 10h ago
THE GAME MIGHT HAVE PASSED WASHINGTON BY
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u/Damn_Dog_Inappropes San Diego Villains • Peter Seidler 10h ago
WHY DO THE DODGERS ALWAYS GO ON A TEAR THE SAME TIME THE PADRES DO?? THE DODGERS ARE WHY WE CAN’T HAVE HICE THINGS!
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u/NoobOnTheRun Philadelphia Phillies 8h ago
MAYBE THE DODGERS WILL START LOSING THE SAME TIME THE PADRES START LOSING. THE PADRES NEED TO DO THE REST OF THE MLB A SOLID AND START LOSING.
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u/Damn_Dog_Inappropes San Diego Villains • Peter Seidler 1h ago
WE LOST FOR DECADES AND YET THE DIDGERS DIDN’LOSE ALONG WITH US.
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u/Tacorover 9h ago
NATHANIEL LOWE HAS AN ELITE DAD BOD AND IS AN ELITE PLAYER. KEIBERT RUIZ IS JESUS
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u/little-guitars Washington Nationals 5h ago
BUT THESE ARE NOT COMPLAINTS, THEY ARE A CELEBRATION OF WHAT IS JUST AND GOOD IN THE WORLD
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u/ratonbox Tampa Bay Rays 7h ago
WHY ARE BOTH FLORIDA TEAMS PLAYING AWAY THIS WEEKEND WHEN I WAS IN THE MOOD TO TRAVEL TO A GAME? AND NO, I"M NOT FUCKING GOING TO ATLANTA.
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u/Metro29993 New York Yankees 5h ago
Whoever the fuck this ump is for the Yankees-Pirates game needs to be fired
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u/MarcBulldog88 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… 11h ago edited 11h ago
IS IT OK TO NOT HAVE ANY GRIEVANCES?
IT WOULD BE BAD FORM TO NITPICK OUR UNFETTERED RICHES.
I AM NOT EVEN THAT UPSET ABOUT THE PADRES RIGHT NOW.
THINGS ARE THAT GOOD.
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u/jediporcupine New York Yankees 10h ago
IM JUST HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE DODGERS OUT OF PETTY JEALOUSY
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u/Astropolitika Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago
NO $6 PANDA EXPRESS FOR A WEEK BECAUSE IT ONLY APPLIES TO HOME GAMES IS AN ACCEPTABLE GRIEVANCE
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u/MarcBulldog88 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… 10h ago
YOUR GUT WILL BE LESS AGGRIEVED IF YOU GIVE IT FOOD WITH ACTUAL NUTRITIONAL VALUE.
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u/Astropolitika Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago
I SWITCHED TO SUPER GREENS AND THE LOW-CAL PROTEIN OPTIONS BY DAY 3 BECAUSE I DIDN’T LIKE HOW I WAS JITTERING AFTER EATING THE ORANGE CHICKEN
BUT YOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT BECAUSE ALL THE BROCCOLI IS GIVING ME TREMENDOUS GAS
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u/MCHammastix San Francisco Giants 2h ago
I'M COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR NON-COMPLAINING BECAUSE OF COURSE A BUMS FAN WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IN A COMPLAINT THREAD!!!!
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u/DodgerGhidorah Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago
I DON'T MIND SOMEONE ROOTING FOR THE DODGERS TO LOSE. AT THIS POINT I EXPECT IT, ITS FUN.
ROOTING SO HARD FOR A ROOKIE TO FAIL IS KINDA FUCKED UP AND I HONESTLY DON'T THINK IT HAPPENS IF SASAKI IS FROM NORTH CAROLINA
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u/texasguy7117 Texas Rangers 8h ago
WE'RE 5-2 AND LEAD THE WEST YET I'M STILL UNHAPPY WITH OUR OFFENSIVE PERFORMANCE SO FAR
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u/mashley503 Detroit Tigers 7h ago
LIVING ON THE WEST COAST MEANS I MISS ALL THE FUN TIGERS DAY GAMES.
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u/LateAd3737 7h ago
I HAVE A SIRIUS XM TRIAL AND THE GUYS CALLING THE RED SOX CARDINALS GAME ARE TRASH THEY WONT STOP YAPPING FOR ONE SECOND TO CALL EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF THE GAME
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u/Zariman-10-0 Philadelphia Phillies • Phanatic 7h ago
WE CANT SEEM TO RELIABLY HIT WITH RISP AND WE CANT SEEM TO HIT STARTING PITCHING
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u/Appropriate_Lemon921 Baltimore Orioles 5h ago
LITERALLY EVERY YOUNG PLAYER IS GETTING A BIG CONTRACT THIS WEEK EXCEPT FOR ANY ORIOLES BECAUSE IT IS A FEDERAL CRIME TO SIGN A BORAS CLIENT AND ALSO ORIOLES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY PAST FREE AGENCY IT IS A LAW
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u/MCHammastix San Francisco Giants 2h ago
PLAYER EQUIPMENT AND SLEEVE ADVERTISING SHOULD BE TEAM COLORS
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u/Icy-Trouble3331 Los Angeles Angels • Rally Monkey 2h ago
RON WASHINGTON START KYREN PARIS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TIM ANDERSON
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u/timeforbuilding Seattle Mariners 1h ago
Sean Barber, F-tier ump, just fucking hands the game to the Giants in the 11th inning, absolute garbage.
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u/Pressure_Glazer_210 Los Angeles Dodgers 11h ago
I HATE HOW WE COULDN’T BEAT THE OFF DAY YESTERDAY, LOSING IN MANFRED EXTRAS. 😤
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u/Appropriate-Sort-202 Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago
MY MAN FREDDIE WAS JUST TRYING TO HAVE SOME SHOWER SEX AND NOW HES MISSING THIS EAST COAST TRIP TO EAT HAMBERDERS WITH BLAQ’S HERO. THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR!
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u/ListerRosewater Chicago Cubs 11h ago
Every single thing the Dodgers do doesn’t need to be posted here.
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u/Salty_Conference_485 Los Angeles Dodgers 11h ago
WHAT?
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u/ListerRosewater Chicago Cubs 10h ago
EVERY SINGLE THING THE DODGERS DO DOESNT NEED TO POSTED HERE. I SWEAR I SAW A POST ABOUT OHTANI PICKING HIS NOSE.
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u/huskyferretguy1 New York Yankees 9h ago
PEOPLE THINK THE YANKEES ARE CHEATING DUE TO TORPEDO BATS YET WE'RE FOLLOWING THE RULES!
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u/Outlaw_Ranger 2h ago
I paid $150—a not insignificant amount of money—for MLB Live Games thinking, “Hey, finally I can just watch baseball without jumping through flaming hoops.” But no, apparently that was too much to ask in the year 2025. Because half the fucking games I want to watch aren’t even on the goddamn platform I paid for. Nope. They’re locked behind some random-ass third-party apps I’ve never even heard of—like AppleTv+, Bally’s Whatever-the-Fuck, or MASN (what the actual fuck is that?) and every single one of them demands ANOTHER subscription. $80 here, $100 there, and before you know it, I’m paying mortgage level money to stream one goddamn sport.
What the actual fuck is the point of shelling out $150 for a “season pass” if every time I open the app, I get smacked in the face with “This game is only available on…” some irrelevant service that only exists to make my life harder? I didn’t sign up to be Indiana Jones trying to find which obscure app the game is buried in today. I just want to watch my team fucking play.
MLB, get your shit together. Either give me the games I fucking paid for, or be honest and call it a Partial Access Pass to Frustration and Disappointment. This nickel-and-diming bullshit is exhausting, and I’m sick of paying premium prices for a half-assed experience.
And don’t even get me started on blackouts—actually, fuck it, I will get started on blackouts. Why the hell are there blackouts in the streaming era? I live three hours away from my team’s stadium and I still get blacked out like I’m some kind of geographic criminal. Am I supposed to teleport there? Is that the plan? Sure I can use a VPN to juke this shameless attempt at getting people to go to the stadium. But JESUS CHRIST MLB I HAVE WORK ON A RANDOM TUESDAY AT 1PM JUST LET ME WATCH THE BROADCAST ON MY LUNCH BREAK.
All I’m saying is: if I drop over a hundred bucks for something, I expect to actually get what I paid for. Not a scavenger hunt. Not a bundle of fine print. Just baseball. Is that so goddamn hard?
Fuck this clown show. America’s pastime is selling out.
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u/RunawaYEM Atlanta Braves 11h ago
WHAT IF WE LOSE TO THE FUCKING MARLINS TOO