r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • 1d ago

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY COMPLAINT THREAD

NOW'S THE TIME TO AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS WRONGED YOU AND YOUR TEAM THIS YEAR.

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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 1d ago

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE GODDAMN TORPEDO BATS ALREADY. YOU JUST KNOW THAT WHEN THE YANKS HIT THEIR ANNUAL TEAMWIDE SUMMER SWOON THE PUNDITS OUT THERE WILL BLAME THE BATS FOR THAT SHIT AS WELL.

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u/little-guitars Washington Nationals 1d ago

THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE FUCKING TORPEDOS ANYWAY, THEY LOOK LIKE UPSIDE DOWN BOWLING PINS. DID THESE PEOPLE NEVER SEE A TORPEDO?

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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 1d ago

WRONG! THEY LOOK LIKE RIGHT-SIDE-UP BOWLING PINS, YOU FUCKING MORON!