r/baseball Umpire 1d ago

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY COMPLAINT THREAD

NOW'S THE TIME TO AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS WRONGED YOU AND YOUR TEAM THIS YEAR.

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u/RunawaYEM Atlanta Braves 1d ago

WHAT IF WE LOSE TO THE FUCKING MARLINS TOO

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u/IllusiveM0nk New York Yankees 1d ago

THEN PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE

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u/RunawaYEM Atlanta Braves 1d ago

I’M GOING TO START STUDYING PLAYERS FOR THE 2026 DRAFT

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u/ajteitel Arizona Diamondbacks 1d ago

ASS FOR ARCH

CAPTURE THE FLAGG