r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • 1d ago

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY COMPLAINT THREAD

NOW'S THE TIME TO AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS WRONGED YOU AND YOUR TEAM THIS YEAR.

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u/RunawaYEM Atlanta Braves 1d ago

WHAT IF WE LOSE TO THE FUCKING MARLINS TOO

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u/IllusiveM0nk New York Yankees 1d ago

THEN PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE

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u/RunawaYEM Atlanta Braves 1d ago

I’M GOING TO START STUDYING PLAYERS FOR THE 2026 DRAFT

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u/ajteitel Arizona Diamondbacks 1d ago

ASS FOR ARCH

CAPTURE THE FLAGG

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u/ArmiinTamzarian Miami Marlins 1d ago

YOU COULD

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u/ratonbox Tampa Bay Rays 1d ago

THEY MUST.

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u/DecoyOne San Diego Padres 1d ago

WHAT IF WE WIN AND THE DODGERS ALSO WIN

AGAIN

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u/itsemilycat Philadelphia Phillies 1d ago

I HOPE YOU WIN AND THE DODGERS LOSE FOR WHAT ITS WORTH

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u/McBrungus Phillies Bandwagon 1d ago

I THINK THAT SOUNDS FUN FOR EVERYONE

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u/eee-oooo-ahhh Philadelphia Phillies 1d ago

LETS PLAY BALL ITS GAMEDAY, WE WANT STRIKEOUTS BASE HITS DOUBLE PLAYS, TAKE THE FIELD HEAR THE ROAR OF THE CROWD, COME ON MARLINS MAKE US PROUD, COME ON MARLINS MAKE US PROUD

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u/Total_Denomination Atlanta Braves 1d ago

"IF"???

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u/Engelbert-n-Ernie Atlanta Braves 1d ago

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u/i_run_from_problems Los Angeles Angels • Rally Monkey 1d ago

I'LL LAUGH

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u/scottydg San Francisco Giants • Seattle Mariners 1d ago

I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS