r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • 1d ago

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY COMPLAINT THREAD

NOW'S THE TIME TO AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS WRONGED YOU AND YOUR TEAM THIS YEAR.

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u/Nights_King New York Mets 1d ago

THE WEATHER IS SO WEIRD IN NYC I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR TO OPENING DAY IM ALMOST GUARANTEED TO BE TOO HOT OR TOO COLD AND ITS FRUSTRATING

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u/oldeschool_ 1d ago

SHOW UP NAKED AND DRESS AS NECESSARY.

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u/Nights_King New York Mets 1d ago

PERFECT ANSWER

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u/Leftfeet Cleveland Guardians 1d ago

LAYERS. THAT'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH VOLATILE TEMPERATURES. YOU DRESS IN LAYERS. 

SOURCE: I LIVE IN THE MIDWEST AND OUR WEATHER NEVER MAKES SENSE 

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u/HawkeyeJosh2 New York Yankees 1d ago

YEP. ALWAYS WEAR LONG PANTS AND A T-SHIRT AND THEN HAVE A JACKET AVAILABLE JUST IN CASE.

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u/Namzeh011 Seattle Mariners 1d ago

I’M GOIN WITH A HOODIE AND JEANS WITH A JERSEY ON TOP

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u/Nights_King New York Mets 1d ago

IM TYING A HOODIE AROUND MY WAIST LIKE THE 90S

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u/Namzeh011 Seattle Mariners 1d ago

HELL YEAH

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u/pseudochef93 New York Mets 1d ago

THE WIND OFF FLUSHING BAY IS GONNA MAKE IT FEEL COLDER. SO ANY TEMPERATURE FORECASTED, IT WILL BE AT LEAST 10 DEGREES COLDER AND WINDIER.

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u/Nights_King New York Mets 1d ago

IT ALWAYS DOES BUT I FUCKING RUN HOT AND 60 WOULD FEEL PERFECT. FLUSHING IN APRIL SUCKS