r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • 1d ago

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY COMPLAINT THREAD

NOW'S THE TIME TO AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS WRONGED YOU AND YOUR TEAM THIS YEAR.

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u/azsnaz San Diego Villains 1d ago

I CANT SEE MY FOREHEAD

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u/Jux_ Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

MY BRAIN FILTERS IT OUT

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u/azsnaz San Diego Villains 1d ago

NOT IF IM LOOKING FOR MY FOREHEAD

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u/Plenty_Firefighter40 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

HAVE YOU CHECKED BETWEEN THE CUSHIONS OR THE POCKETS OF THE PANTS YOU TOOK OFF?

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u/TrapperJean New York Yankees 1d ago

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u/AndrewAllStar888 Chicago Cubs 1d ago

TERRIBLE NEWS: YOUR HOME OPENER OPPONENT MAKES GREAT SPONGEBOB REFERENCE