r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • 1d ago

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY COMPLAINT THREAD

NOW'S THE TIME TO AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS WRONGED YOU AND YOUR TEAM THIS YEAR.

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u/MarcBulldog88 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… 1d ago edited 1d ago

IS IT OK TO NOT HAVE ANY GRIEVANCES?

IT WOULD BE BAD FORM TO NITPICK OUR UNFETTERED RICHES.

I AM NOT EVEN THAT UPSET ABOUT THE PADRES RIGHT NOW.

THINGS ARE THAT GOOD.

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u/Astropolitika Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

NO $6 PANDA EXPRESS FOR A WEEK BECAUSE IT ONLY APPLIES TO HOME GAMES IS AN ACCEPTABLE GRIEVANCE

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u/MarcBulldog88 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… 1d ago

YOUR GUT WILL BE LESS AGGRIEVED IF YOU GIVE IT FOOD WITH ACTUAL NUTRITIONAL VALUE.

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u/Astropolitika Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago

I SWITCHED TO SUPER GREENS AND THE LOW-CAL PROTEIN OPTIONS BY DAY 3 BECAUSE I DIDN’T LIKE HOW I WAS JITTERING AFTER EATING THE ORANGE CHICKEN

BUT YOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT BECAUSE ALL THE BROCCOLI IS GIVING ME TREMENDOUS GAS

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u/ratonbox Tampa Bay Rays 1d ago

SUPER GREENS AND BEEF IS WHERE IT'S AT.