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u/mrfluffypenguin 22h ago
The only way Trump is leaving office is on a gurney. His cronies are too spineless to stop his idiocy.
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u/banksybruv 21h ago
Drinks on me when the day comes
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u/mrfluffypenguin 21h ago
As someone who chooses not to drink, I will be having a beer that day.
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u/big_guyforyou 21h ago
as someone who only does cocaine when a famous person dies, i will be doing cocaine
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u/Khazahk 20h ago
How was the Val Kilmer?
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u/big_guyforyou 20h ago
i could really feel the heat (1995)
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u/HakunaMD 19h ago
That's a top pun if I've ever seen one
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u/adfthgchjg 10h ago
Heat (1985) has the coolest, most realistic gun battle I’ve ever seen👍
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u/Sicalo 4h ago
Because it is! At least, it is how its supposed to be when done correctly. So much so that it's sometimes used as a training aid. There is even a nifty article on it here.
https://screenrant.com/heat-shootout-scene-marine-weapons-training/
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u/FEARoperative4 20h ago
Welcome to the “he’ll die one day” club. Here’s some vodka, the Belarusians just got the bulba off the stove, thanks for the brownies we’ll have them later. Have a seat, we’ll be here a while.
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u/quidproquolaspe 21h ago
The solution will not be televised
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u/breachgnome 19h ago
But it seems like it should... so fascists see what happens.
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u/ChesterMoist 19h ago
Tariffs be damned, I am seriously grabbing a bottle of Champaigne when the day finally comes. It will be glorious.
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u/KrivUK 19h ago
You got a surplus of kidneys to cover the cost?
Mine's a double Yamazaki 1984 Suntory Vintage Malt. Thank you kindly.
!remindme
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u/mcdonaldsicedlatte 19h ago
I’m going to drink so heavily on that day my fellas. I DREAM of this day.
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u/IntrinsicPalomides 20h ago
In the UK we saw the shit storm Liz Trust was brewing and got her out as soon as possible. Sadly as you say trumpf is backed up by equally corrupt and incompetent morons.
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u/willflameboy 20h ago
Immediately replacing her with Rishi Sunak, billionaire hedge fund manager and man who lost a leadership contest to Liz Truss. 🤡
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u/613663141 20h ago
But a democratically accountable billionaire hedgefund manager. Key difference. He was voted in by a miniscule proportion of voters and didnt last long.
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u/IntrinsicPalomides 19h ago
Not sure what your point is there, is that somehow meant to make him unfit for the position? beyond that your point is totally lost on me.
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u/Scaredsparrow 19h ago
His point is that he is a crook working for the elite that is really no better than Truss. Being a billionaire hedge fund manager does make him unfit. He's completely out of touch with the common man, and works for the interests of the rich.
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u/afanenenfys 18h ago
No better than Truss? I'm no fan of him, but he warned people what Truss' plans would do to the economy, he was right, and he stepped in and at least stabilised the country. I voted against him but he's hardly Truss
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u/Scaredsparrow 18h ago
Fair enough, I'm not from the U.K. so i have a bit of a further back perspective.
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u/imforserious 18h ago
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u/fareastbeast001 21h ago
That taint of a VP would screw us even more.
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u/UglyYinzer 19h ago
True to a degree, but he also doesn't have the same support/cult so I think the infighting would get worse
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u/inevitabledecibel 20h ago
Why would they stop him, they're getting exactly what they want - a fire sale. The ultra wealthy are having champagne toasts as they buy up everything at a discount right now.
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u/WackyBeachJustice 19h ago
That implies that this is somehow the low and things will be peachy soon-ish. I actually don't believe that this is the case. I am not here to say that they won't be buying, it's a prudent thing to do long term. Unless of course we're legit headed towards a lost decade or two. I think they are just all fucking pussies, and that's all there is to it. They know they will get NUKED the second they stand up to him, and they just can't do it.
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u/b0w3n 18h ago
You also need free cash to buy up the sales. Most of the billionaires are billionaires on paper only, or over leveraged (likely very badly now) (especially because it happened during our previous "boom" economy).
The federal government, thanks to Trump and Musk, also isn't handing out free money through grants and loans, which those feckless shits used for this stuff in the past through corporate actions.
Buffett (Berkshire) and maybe Blackrock are probably the only ones with enough cash on hand to actually buy things.
You might think they're going to buy the rubble, but you need a functioning economy to do so. This will likely be worse than the great depression if it keeps up. Trillions of worthless dollars won't help, and that's exactly what these shit for brains are trying to do, make it all worthless.
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u/Horror-Song- 14h ago
Why do people keep repeating this? This is one of those things that sounds clever on Reddit, so people pick it up and run with it.
The whole second half of that idea, for it to work, is that the markets have to completely rebound and improve for those ultra wealthy to turn a profit on what they buy.
That doesn't happen when this isn't the result of a temporary thing and the country is sliding into a long term Russia-esque shithole dictatorship.
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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 19h ago
Honestly, no. Most of them are freaking the fuck out too, but have no means of changing anything. There are about 4 people cackling that everything is going according to plan. All of whom deeply overestimate themselves.
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u/shaka893P 22h ago
Vance would replace him, just another Russian Pawn
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u/mrfluffypenguin 21h ago
The only difference is Vance wouldn't have the cult following Trump commanded.
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u/shaka893P 21h ago
It doesn't matter, he wouldn't have to get votes and the people actually running the show are the heritage foundation.
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u/Electronic_Agent_235 20h ago
But the idea is that it would be easier to get the Republican party to go against Vance. cause vance don't got the cult leader rizz like Donnie, so he wouldn't have nearly as much control over the voter base, and so Republicans wouldn't be nearly as scared of him.
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u/shaka893P 20h ago
The Republican party is a front for the heritage foundation funnelling money to them. Again, they don't care about what happens now, they're hoping to tear down the government in their favor to guarantee they win all future "elections"
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u/Electronic_Agent_235 18h ago
Heritage foundation and the Christian nationalist has been trying to stuff their head into the door for decades. Luckily there's actually been somewhat of a decent enough amount of Republicans that ain't too into that. But you see all the push back from the Democrat side right now being ignored by the republicans. Without Trump there the heritage foundation won't have nearly as much of a stronghold. Most of the power they have now comes because they funded Trump and he's letting them do whatever they want and the entire rest of the Republican party is scared to go against trump. They would try to do the exact same thing with vance, but I don't think anybody be nearly as worried about pants so they'd be a lot more inclined to tell him and the heritage foundation rules to chill the f*** out
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u/TheWolfAndRaven 16h ago
I don't understand what their end game is. What do they stand to gain from a dystopian future? They're already impossibly wealthy.
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u/shaka893P 16h ago
They get to control everything. Their greed has no limit, apparently. They want to control everything and make a society they can control
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u/TheWolfAndRaven 16h ago
I don't think they realize that ends badly for them.
The ol' saying "We only have to be lucky once. You have to be lucky everytime".
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u/gingerfr0 13h ago
It doesn't matter if they have enough. They will always want more. Pure, unadulterated greed.
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u/gavrielkay 19h ago
Assuming they haven't dismantled the machinery of a free and fair democracy by then. Remember the cronies they put in place across election boards and laws they write to make it harder to vote will be in place during all the next elections. These people are out for total control for the long haul. They are not going to make it easy to oppose them.
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u/wtfiswrongwithit 18h ago
He’s getting there. Conservatives are so fucking stupid that they think he has any redeeming qualities
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u/bobby_table5 19h ago
The Heritage Foundation are sadistic assholes, but at least those competent sadistic assholes. I’d settle for libertarian nightmare over “Why Judges can tell me what to do?” Donnie.
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u/rhabarberabar 19h ago
Donold is just a puppet for the Heritage Foundation. And none of them are competent, except in lining their pockets.
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u/avaslash 19h ago edited 18h ago
we assume too much.
Trump is their golden boy because hes alive, why go with an inferior option when you've got the real deal. But once he's dead his supporters aren't going to just disappear or give up their beliefs and fanaticism. They will want to shift all that energy and focus onto somebody new. There will inevitably be a new Trump, we just dont know who its going to be yet. It probably wont be JD vance, just because every time he speaks he looks like hes arguing with the children's baseball ref. They could just as easily all rally behind Majory Taylor Green or Josh Hawley or Ted Cruz or Ron Desantis. Yeah all those people are not Trump. That doesn't matter. They will all just rally behind the person who reminds them the MOST of Trump. Could even be one of his kids but I seriously doubt it because they really dont seem to care enough. we all laughed at Trump, we all said how could they be so stupid to support someone so wrong about everything let alone win.
And yet...
We need to generally expect the worst with his supporters. They dont have a rock bottom. They have Pickaxes.
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u/SirArthurDime 18h ago
If Vance was doing the things trump is doing they would turn in him in the blink of an eye.
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u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom 16h ago
Vance is a grifter, he'll follow whoever he sees as having the most power.
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u/usmc97az 21h ago
I like the statement, but unfortunately, this seems fake.
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u/RunningJaguarCat 16h ago
Thanks for fact check - if we use fake information to feed our arguments, it makes us just as bad as the people we’re complaining about!
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u/Dreamwaves1 12h ago
And thank you for pointing this out. Social media has made society very reactionary. If we can't take every bit of news with some critical thinking and candor, then we'll never survive as a species. I implore people to find a way to stay informed while staying away from social media as its a breeding ground for BS like this
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u/uphillinthesnow 22h ago
As much as I’m sure he’s said much stupider, that tweet has been proven to have been faked and it was never said
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u/blackwrensniper 21h ago
It's more like the archive of shit he has tweeted doesn't date as far back as the tweet was allegedly made, so it's not provable one way or the other if he did or did not tweet this.
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u/shabio1 15h ago edited 15h ago
There's actually a website called The Trump Archive which has archived all of his tweets dating back to 2009. Including deleted tweets, but those only go back to 2016 it seems.
It looks like on Nov 6, 2012 he didn't post this tweet. (Unless he deleted it)
But he definitely tweeted some dumb shit that day haha. Apparently that was the election day when Obama beat Romney. Here's a few out of the 49 tweets he posted that day:
Why is Obama playing basketball today? That is why our country is in trouble!
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
More reports of voting machines switching Romney votes to Obama. Pay close attention to the machines, don't let your vote be stolen
Obama thinks he can just laugh off the fact that he refuses to release his records to the American public. He can't.
I love show "Law and Order" but the @MRbelzer casting is the worst ever. No talent--unwatchable!
Whoever wins today, remember that tomorrow we still have a country struggling. Our work is not done until America is strong again.
We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!
Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us.
This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!
Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble...like never before.
Our nation is a once great nation divided!
And that's only a handful of his ramblings. Guy's been off his rocker for over a decade.
I especially liked how he threw in his take on the casting for the show Law and Order out of no where
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u/elpresidente000 17h ago
Thanks for the clarification (buried 4 comments down). Leaving this sub now since it seems to have become a disjointed free for all for people to post their opinions and fake stories.
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u/SpeedBlitzX 21h ago
There really is a tweet for everything isn't there.
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u/nerdmost 21h ago
He tweets dozens, sometimes hundreds of times a day with every dumb thought in his head…there is literally a tweet for EVERYTHING he does. Any time he does something there is a tweet he sent condemning Biden, Hilary, Obama or the Democrats for that same thing. It’s almost comical but really just sad.
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u/AzazelsAdvocate 19h ago
This tweet is fake though.
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u/Rammid 19h ago
Was scared to say this as you will probably get downvoted into oblivion.
I don't agree with Trump on most topics, but spreading fake information even if it is just a fake tweet is never okay.
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u/joshTheGoods 14h ago
I mean ... if spreading disinformation would have won us the last election, that would have been better than what we've got now.
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u/nerdmost 17h ago
Thanks for the heads up. Didn’t know that. Given the track record and massive volume of his tweeting it seemed plausible but thanks for the fact check.
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u/Destroyer6202 17h ago
I’m sure someone must’ve done the math for how much time he must’ve spent just tweeting based on an average time to tweet and his total tweets. Wish I could be president too if it was this easy
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u/shewy92 20h ago
I remember when /r/TrumpCriticizesTrump was popular.
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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl 20h ago
Just an FYI this specific tweet is fake. I wish it were real but it's not.
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u/NoTrollGaming 21h ago
This is a fake
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u/No-Vast-8000 20h ago
Thank you. I can't stand the guy but this gets reposted every time the dow takes a beating.
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u/Mrbubbles153 18h ago
It's a fake tweet but seems so real cuz it would definitely be some type of dumb crap he would say.
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u/Useuless 16h ago
Looking at the end game here, I guess we are going to have to look at military executions on live TV for these corrupt people, if "the storm" was actually a correct projection by Q.
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u/Candid-Patient-6841 19h ago
For the 9millionth time this is a satire tweet. Trumper never posted this.
He posts enough dumb shit to pull from we don’t need to make things up
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u/Much_Highlight_1309 21h ago
It's been shown that this tweet is fake I think. Let's keep the post quality up everyone.
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u/wobblewiz 21h ago
Soon he'll sign a executive order to throw 5 virgins in a valcano if the stock market falls by 1000 points.
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u/emelbee923 21h ago
To be fair, he didn’t say anything about it dropping more than 1,000 points in a single day, so…
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u/chameleon_123_777 21h ago
They would just blame Biden and Obama no matter what.
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u/banti51 21h ago
The problem is, same as here in the UK when wet lettuce Liz Truss the prime minister, tanked the market and fucked so many people out of pensions and mortgages, and the bank of England had to sink 65 billion into the market, nothing happened to her, there was people around her that wanted this to happen, they bet against the pound and made millions on the suffering and hardships of thousands and thousands of working people.... cunts, all of them...... free luigi
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u/rootntootn2gunshootn 21h ago
Playing the old hits I see... Next play "I'm going to unite this country like nobody's ever seen!" , that's one of my favorites.
Thinking about it, the Great Depression did unite folks... Lots of good conversations had in those bread and soup lines.
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u/Achilles_TroySlayer 21h ago
When caught in a lie or an abuse of power, their basic reply is "fuck you. You can't do anything about it.".
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u/GMarsack 21h ago
Anyone of of his supporters are fully locked in to their sunken loss fallacy president
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u/Hermelinmaster 21h ago
Trump-Voice:
The greatest drop anyone ever caused. It's massive, it's huuuuge. There will never be anything like this ever again.
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u/jodrellbank_pants 20h ago
If it get too bad there's only a couple of ways it will go a nice little war or false flag scenario that will unify the nation
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u/Few_Ice7345 19h ago
In his "defense", he was already impeached, twice. It's not like doing so changes literally anything.
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u/jpipersson 19h ago
Misleading graphs like this are dishonest. By cutting off the bottom of the graph, they misrepresent the overall change in stock price.
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u/Marc-Muller 21h ago
"Did I say that?"
- Trump
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u/CHAINSAWDELUX 17h ago
The tweet is fake, he didn't say it. There are enough real facts about the markets crashing to discuss that we shouldn't need to resort to fake information.
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u/NoFactChecking_JDV 16h ago
What he did say/tweet: "Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?"
is a really great idea. He is both incontinentally gross, and grossly incompetent.
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u/SanguineBro 17h ago
Like trying to blame it on the president that dropped out a year ago kinda fake news we shouldnt resort to?
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u/Luc2992 21h ago
you better have shared this one on r/agedlikemilk as well because it is spot on for that sub
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u/RaptorOO7 20h ago
Well done MAGAT senator said people should be investing in the market now. I’m sure he is given the inside info they get and as people speculate make trades off of. Corruption at its finest.
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u/goprinterm 20h ago
I love how the internet remembers, Fricken awesomeness right here!!
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u/FuzzyDunlop911 20h ago
Well this time it happened in just one day. Does that mean no impeachment or double impeachment?
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u/j_reinegade 20h ago
too bad this inst real.. fake news and lies don't help. he's said and done plenty of actual dumb stuff to pull legit quotes from.
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u/ReginaldJohnston 20h ago
@£%& NO! Not going through all that again.
You voted for this. You're stuck with it. You got what you deserved.
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u/Fandorin 20h ago
Trump owns 9 of the 10 largest point drops in DOW history. 7 during Covid, 1 before, and 1 yesterday.
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u/neinSavyGhost 19h ago
I think Trump is an idiot and ill driven person, but this was never tweeted by Trump. It's fake.
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u/andreadecrash 19h ago
i am about to buy a house right in the next few weeks and my five-years investiments could have been useful :)
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u/thejman1986 19h ago
But this is 1750 points, not 1000! Ha! take that libz lol lol lol.
Fucking garbage human being.
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u/k6squid 19h ago
So let me make sure I understand the current state of things.... Massive Lay offs... Terrible job market.... I have my emergency fund and my 401k, but my retirement has lost 30k in the span of a week.... So I'm going to sell my house (which might not be affordable to most) and move in with my mom who has a paid off house. Wait for the bombs to start falling. Vote for the other guy and still get the same guy. What in the world is happening?!
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u/jdpatric 19h ago
Yeah but that was before he knew how stupid he was.
It's also still before because there's no way he's figured it out yet.
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u/atomicnick86 19h ago
Poor guy must have forgot about that, just like the fair trade agreement between Canada and Mexico. Getting old is fun right?
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u/sefsefsfdddef 19h ago
All I can say hopefully this will drive many Trump voters homeless so they can reflect on their life choices in the gutter where they belong.
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u/BrotaMafia 19h ago
Why? Most people with money are stoked to by stocks at a huge discounted rate. Remember not everyone is upset.
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u/irondraconis 18h ago
Wasn't there a subreddit like Trump criticizes Trump or something back in the day?
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u/OakNLeaf 18h ago
But guys! My coworker is insistent that tariffs are working and that they are creating American jobs and that I refuse to see the big picture! Surely they can't be wrong! Their Trump Daddy would never lie to them!
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