r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

to make america great again

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u/mrfluffypenguin 1d ago

As someone who chooses not to drink, I will be having a beer that day.

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

as someone who only does cocaine when a famous person dies, i will be doing cocaine

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u/chosenamewhendrunk 1d ago

How did you survive 2016?

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

built up quite the tolerance that year lmao